The Brooklyn 99 episode called Halloveen had a bit where a Multi Level Marketing company made people sign fake witness reports indicating the CEO's wife was alive and happy.
Don't be so morbid. Given the appearances of other older royals, she may be undergoing the process of undeath. It takes a while but the results are undeniable.
So, "the princess has left the house at least three times in the past two weeks. On one of those occasions, just over a week ago, she was “smiling, upbeat, and enjoying being out.”"
Here is a picture she took at the park. Just out of frame she is laughing and totally enjoying how her heart is pumping blood and lungs are drawing oxygen from the atmosphere. Just like the other very alive witnesses who are also just out of frame.
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Don't pick it up, you don't know where it's been.
#abollshthem
Even autocorrect is a monarchist 5th columnist...
i too protect my children by photoshopping them to look obviously photoshopped when i know my photoshopping will be heavily scrutinized. don't we all?
they are incredibly bad at this … totally insane
And on the other two occasions she...
Something where Kate holds up a recent tabloid headline about herself, for example.
Maybe SNL would do it.
Same with the count of Monte Christo you gotta lock 'em up for years before they get round to inventing snacks
Just spitballin here
As a member of The Firm: I will fall back on mum teaching me about not having nice things to say...