Turns out it takes the exact same amount of time to butter and jam then eat two slices of toast as it does to toast the next two slices, creating a perfect assembly line of toast going into my face
you ever have two pieces of toast, but since you’ve just started a brand new loaf, decide to add that end piece as well because it’s not really a full slice?
[also applies when you get to the end of the loaf.]
How weird, I made an observation the other day to my daughter that I still feel hollow after eating it. Empty carbs I guess-maybe need some protein with it-nice bit of cheese ... Trouble is I'm a jam girl !
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[also applies when you get to the end of the loaf.]