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mtsw.bsky.social • 2 days ago

Leaky Pete

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Okay forget Signal Pete it's Leaky Pete. Leaky Pete. I'm glad we workshopped this, great work everyone.

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erichv.bsky.social•2 days ago

Just like the Homeric epithets Swift-footed Achilles and Bright-eyed Athena.

millerlefty.bsky.social•2 days ago

Tiny-fingered Don

cogbarn.bsky.social•2 days ago

I tried to make “CutWatergate” happen, but to no avail. 😢

arkansasnewsroom.com•2 days ago

Someone make a graphic using the Calvin peeing on something and have Leaky Pete be the text.

iraweinschel.com•2 days ago

A sketch for your consideration @mtsw.bsky.social

shorepatrol.bsky.social•2 days ago

Sneaky.
Leaky.
Drinky.

wscotgrey.bsky.social•1 day ago

Still partial to Whiskeyleaks.

nclud.bsky.social•2 days ago

Leaky Pete, as incompetent as he is incontinent

rovaz.bsky.social•2 days ago

rev-avocado.bsky.social•2 days ago

Idk I think "Whiskey Pete" hits harder. "Whiskey Pete getting shitfaced and leaking state secrets again"

economymedicine.bsky.social•2 days ago

Whiskey Pete sounds too cool like he is a pirate

johnbrownstan.bsky.social•2 days ago

Leaky Pete rolls off the tongue better

xanderoconnor.bsky.social•2 days ago

Yeah and has no positive association, unlike whiskey.

Plus it evokes (drunken) incontinence, which is fun.

skeeeeeeter.bsky.social•1 day ago

Leaky because he drank too much whiskey

gbaji.bsky.social•2 days ago

PHRASING

mgraalum.bsky.social•2 days ago

Leaky Pete implies that he is drunk with bladder control issues.

tarnado.bsky.social•2 days ago

Ayup!

niral.bsky.social•2 days ago

Whisky Petes Leak Tweets

quasirealism.bsky.social•2 days ago

The results of our household brainstorming: IPeteA and Petey Colada.

rev-avocado.bsky.social•2 days ago

Everyone knows what an evil drunk looks like and the vast majority of people, including most people with drinking problems, loath them.

atomenthusiast.bsky.social•2 days ago

Reminding me that eons ago the Dems thought it was uncouth to point out that Boehner was an obvious alcoholic

rev-avocado.bsky.social•2 days ago

Different kind of alcoholism though, one that's much more normalized

rev-avocado.bsky.social•2 days ago

Whiskey Pete pisses himself and shouts slurs, he's the obviously contemptible kind

skulker13.bsky.social•2 days ago

Can confirm

rev-avocado.bsky.social•2 days ago

Also when some of the most annoying people in the world complain about it From The Left, you can score some cheap anti-woke points.

gamecat235.bsky.social•2 days ago

Whiskey Pete also speaks to a certain degree of… impotence.

mpdeejay.bsky.social•2 days ago

Hangover Hegseth

tarnado.bsky.social•2 days ago

Whiskey Pete: beard-coded

Leaky Pete: incontinence-coded

Leaky Pete wins

sasscarpone.bsky.social•2 days ago

Leaky Pete

phasebinary.bsky.social•2 days ago

Bedbreath

sasscarpone.bsky.social•2 days ago

mancalledhorse.bsky.social•2 days ago

Hey remember when Leaky Pete did Whiskyleaks and Mad King Trump shielded him from consequences? That was less than a month ago! Wild! Mad King Trump caused an entire stock market crash since then and hopes we've forgotten how Leaky Pete drunk texted national secrets to a journalist

hachbiz.bsky.social•2 days ago

I personally use “Pickled Pete”

randalack.bsky.social•2 days ago

LEAKY PETE

ideologyeater.bsky.social•2 days ago

Leaky Pete Hesgeth just has a pleasant rhythm to it tbh

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