Sex scenes should be in movies if they’re plot relevant so before anyone has sex in your movie you should precede it by having one of the sex-havers say “THERE’S A BOMB IN MY PENIS AND IF I DON’T ACHIEVE ORGASM WITH THE AID OF A SECOND PARTY IT WILL GO OFF AND KILL EVERYONE”
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"Speed" with more penis
The plot:
(With credit to The Runaways)
1) Sarah Connor and Kyle Reese in Terminator, literally conceiving the main character of three subsequent movies
2) The sex scene in Species where she bones a guy right before she eats him.
There's a bomb in ma penis what am a gonna do.
Am gonna blow dat load dats what a gonna do.
Gonna blow dat load dat what we gonna do.
THIEF I SAY! 😆