Glad you're recovering. Sorry about your truck. That storm is telling you something. Florida doesn't deserve you. Good to know that at least you had some fun visiting those pals up in Nashville.
So. Hit a deer on the way to hang out with? Who? Who is John Rich? Save a horse ride a cowboy dude from like 20 years ago? He's still a thing? Does that mean Cowboy Troy's still a thing? I'm spiraling. Then constipated for 3 days as hell freezes over? Kinda sounds like a country song. Love it
He was in Nashville with John Rich. Nash is dead to the rest of us. Generations of fun reduced to this. BTW, Nash and WKY knows the Redneck Rivera is located in Panama City Beach, FL.
It's amazing what intricate, meandering and bullshit stories these MAGAts tell in order to stay relevant and keep the 'likes' coming in for monetization purposes.
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I’m sure the highly trained doctors and nurses who relied on MEDICAL SCIENCE to treat you are really feeling your gratitude for their tireless efforts to make you well.
Humility & gratitude are not his strengths, apparently.
When a post that the turd has passed (unlike HIS, which apparently did not) appears in my feed, probably three days or so after it happens, I will be unaffected.
Dude calls himself Catturd. I mean what the fuck. I don't want the bad karma that comes from celebrating someone else's bad luck. But couldn't that deer have been carrying a barrel of nitroglycerin? Just randomly?
I suspect that type of stuff may only happen on the "Looney Tunes" cartoons I used to watch on Nick at Nite in early '90s when Mom got cable for the 1st time.
That is the common denominator for the Base Dwellers. They are failed humans, but rather than admit they blew it, they blame the brown ppl, the black ppl, Asians, dems, anyone but themselves.
I'm disappointed the bowel blockage didn't get a say in whether it wanted to be unblocked. I feel like maybe the doctor should have had a say in that decision if they wanted to unblock him or the insurance company should have decided he wasn't "blocked enough" warranting removal. So irresponsible 🤣
It appears as if God has sent this guy numerous messages and he's not understanding them?
Isn't that how the Christian Nationalists think? Everything bad that happens to you is because God is displeased with you.
He was partying drunk with a bunch of rednecks and woke up the next morning with a bowel obstruction? Hmm....I wonder what happened while he was passed out.
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Sounds like some magical thinking might be necessary...
Catturd actually left his mommy’s basement?
It seems ironic that Catturd was almost eliminated by a turd.
Is it irony or he being punished by a turd for being a turd?
Seems like he’s getting everything he deserves.
Good times in the litter box perhaps?
Of course if he was really getting the full dose of karma, he'd be dead.
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Can you imagine being known as despicable & listed on the tomb stone
Cat turd despicable to the end even 6 feet under
Humility & gratitude are not his strengths, apparently.
Instant country classic.
*SIGH*
This guy’s life is an absolute shit show, no wonder he hates everything
Fuck that dude. I was hoping he’d die of Bloat.
Besides his apparent successful enema, maybe he also needs to see an eye doctor.
Just sayin’…
Isn't that how the Christian Nationalists think? Everything bad that happens to you is because God is displeased with you.
Boy, that explains a lot.
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Obviously the universe hates him
They bought him a little wrestling belt.
Pity they didn’t use it to clear the blockage
you have to CHEW your shit sandwiches before swallowing
Don't be so eager!
too bad that blockage didn't lodge in his trachea.
Bowel blockage. 🤔😐