I hate having to go to London so take great pleasure in dawdling about to upset the stroppy entitled locals. Favourites include fumbling for my ticket or phone at the tube and walking slowly then randomly stopping on the pavement.
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I hate visiting London, too – or any large city, for that matter. But there's no way I'd behave like this. If anything, I move quicker than normal. I want to be out of the fucking place as fast as possible.
There's a huge queue to get into it though, because some old bloke has stopped right in the middle of the entrance to adjust the handle on his wheelie suitcase.
If you have some friends with you, make sure to walk 4 abreast at all times. If someone walks towards you, don't flinch. If they bump into you, look shocked and aggrieved.
I also to randomly stop on the pavement in London.
I then just sometimes stand there and stare upwards for a while, until a small crowd has formed around me also looking upwards in the direction of my gaze, .. then I move on.
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"DEUX SAN MIGUEL GARSON POR FAVOR".
By contrast, Londoners really don’t spend a lot of time thinking about, for example, Macclesfield or Stirling. They’ll just get along with everyone.
Source: ex-Londoner.
Bunch of losers, always in a mad rush.
I like winding people up and Londoners are too tightly wound so its hard not to mildly annoy them
I then just sometimes stand there and stare upwards for a while, until a small crowd has formed around me also looking upwards in the direction of my gaze, .. then I move on.
Lowest council tax in the country, best services. It's almost as if the politicians live there.. oh wait...