It's so dope how coffee makes you feel anxious and terrible for 4.5 hours but invincible for 12 minutes in the middle - ThreadSky

snakeroot.bsky.social • 261 days ago

It's so dope how coffee makes you feel anxious and terrible for 4.5 hours but invincible for 12 minutes in the middle

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garrettwilliams.bsky.social•260 days ago

I read stuff like this and feel like everyone else is getting drastically more powerful coffee than me. Mine just tastes nice.

leoflores.bsky.social•260 days ago

You might enjoy Too Much Coffee Man, by Shannon Wheeler. https://www.shannonleowheeler.com/tmcm

thespilledmilk.bsky.social•261 days ago

See this is why you need a triple blond shot espresso cold brew that you nurse over the 4.5 hours

alinecris.codafofo.club•260 days ago

Isnt this cocaine

nug.monster•261 days ago

if you drunk a cup every 12 minutes, the invincible period in the middle is extended forever. But it also overlaps with the anxiety and terror.

huroikai.bsky.social•261 days ago

I dont even feel the invincible part, nor the terrible part. Only anxiety.
Now excuse me i need to take my 12th coffee of the day.

tippingpoint24.bsky.social•261 days ago

Modafinil.

timishere.dev•260 days ago

And it is so worth it for those 12 minutes 😂

oldkels.bsky.social•261 days ago

i'm not even sure why i drink it most days

snakeroot.bsky.social•261 days ago

For those 12 minutes

shiningknightx.bsky.social•261 days ago

Tastes yummy

oldkels.bsky.social•261 days ago

they should make a type of coffee without caffeine

shiningknightx.bsky.social•261 days ago

Oh my god if they did that they could call it like. Uncaffeinated coffee. Maybe uncaffeine for short

oldkels.bsky.social•261 days ago

unk 🔥

i69n.emos.social•260 days ago

@feelthenoize99.bsky.social

shinehood.bsky.social•260 days ago

if you keep drinking it you'll keep feeling invincible

oscarfranklin.bsky.social•260 days ago

Drink less, but better-quality coffee. No it doesn't help, you just get to feel smug as well as anxious.

ahiru-saikou.bsky.social•260 days ago

??? You're drinking way too much coffee if that's the case.

aadgroeneveld.bsky.social•260 days ago

Not sure what kind of coffee you're drinking...🤔

coigue.bsky.social•260 days ago

This feels
Libelous

jupiterseye0.bsky.social•260 days ago

I love the taste of some milk and sugar coffee 😋. The anxiety is just the equalizer

dnfehren.bsky.social•260 days ago

Yeah, but probably one more cup will make it better

malbelin.bsky.social•261 days ago

@transglodita.bsky.social TIRED BUT FASTER

missnugs.bsky.social•261 days ago

I just want a nap. So I sip very slowly.

andres.rive.ro•261 days ago

I would never drink coffee if it made feel me anxious and terrible every time I drank it. Usually I only feel that way when I try to use coffee and I’m sleep deprived. Even then it’s not terrible just a little tense and anxious.

crookedmustache.bsky.social•259 days ago

Don’t forget about the diarrhea. Or maybe that was going to happen anyway.

ryanando.bsky.social•261 days ago

I don't even get those 12 minutes in the middle plus it makes me feel hungover and like I'm gonna shit myself. Coffee is not my friend.

deadlight.bsky.social•260 days ago

... No... I think you need to stop drinking coffee. That's not a normal experience

radiumgirl420.bsky.social•259 days ago

That's why you have to drink it every 12 minutes

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