Andreessen has always seemed so weirdly full of rage to me for a billionaire, and it must be because a hedgehog keeps stealing his coins and smashing his tech companies - ThreadSky

badideas.bsky.social • 79 days ago

Andreessen has always seemed so weirdly full of rage to me for a billionaire, and it must be because a hedgehog keeps stealing his coins and smashing his tech companies

Reposted from Kevin Fox

Showed this photo of Marc Andreessen to Jen and she couldn’t believe that a man would have such an egg shaped head. She insisted it must’ve been photoshopped. I pointed out that this is an official photo from the New Yorker.

Comments

samwisela.bsky.social•79 days ago

I hear he’s from Remulac… uhhh, I mean France…

wordivorous.bsky.social•79 days ago

It's because he can only stand perfectly upright once per year, on the vernal equinox.

ricst.bsky.social•77 days ago

SNL needs to bring back the Coneheads

lifelongtennisfan.bsky.social•79 days ago

Yeah he is not a looker. The conehead just gives him an edge come Halloween

screw.wtf•79 days ago

Looks like he's preparing to narfle the garthok!

brorodeo.bsky.social•79 days ago

Underrated comment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACPaWsdqCjA

district.blue•79 days ago

outside.bsky.social•79 days ago

I was at a party once with Andreeseen and Matt Yglesias walked into the room and their nostrils started flaring; they started trumpeting at each other and sort of stomping their feet. Then they just began ramming each other. It was carnage, shit was breaking, people were running for their lives.

surlyitjesus.bsky.social•79 days ago

That dude is from the planet Remulak.

unkljee.bsky.social•79 days ago

FRANCE!!!! HE’S FROM FRANCE!!!

kitsuneubijones.bsky.social•79 days ago

No wait is that really his head?!

maxshrek.bsky.social•79 days ago

Even his hands are real?

ashpolt.bsky.social•79 days ago

This made me laugh so much that my cat, sat on my lap, got annoyed

badideas.bsky.social•79 days ago

metalhipsolidnat.bsky.social•79 days ago

jsundman.bsky.social•79 days ago

A few observations on this phenomenon from a year ago or so:

https://open.substack.com/pub/johnsundman/p/marc-andreesen-was-going-to-debug?r=38b5x&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

hosteencholo.bsky.social•79 days ago

I want to do phrenology on him so bad.

littlebunnyfufu.bsky.social•79 days ago

comixace.bsky.social•79 days ago

I would wear hats.

okmatt.bsky.social•79 days ago

I think it’s because he’s an extremely “poor” billionaire compared to his fellow tech billionaires, and because he created the first big web browser with images and was genuinely screwed out of the profits (still a cone-shaped piece of shit, obviously)

badideas.bsky.social•79 days ago

No it’s because Sonic, Tails & Knuckles blew up his Death Egg Robot

kensey.bsky.social•68 days ago

“Screwed out of the profits” from Mosaic in what way?

lurkymclurk.bsky.social•79 days ago

That bish ain’t getting my rings that’s for damn sure

dr-maeforrest.bsky.social•79 days ago

One of the all-time greatest yakubian devils

kumararepublic.bsky.social•79 days ago

He's long been a tone-deaf late-stage capitalist. Vivek Wadhwa summed it up perfectly: "you can turn an unemployed Marc Andreessen into a cabbie, but you can't turn an unemployed cabbie into Marc Andreessen.""

Posting Rules

Be respectful to others
No spam or self-promotion
Stay on topic
Follow Bluesky's terms of service

Comments

Posting Rules

Reply