I've seen it from a couple of agencies already. Sent from an "HR" OPM address. The spam-ass subject line is "What did you do last week?" - ThreadSky

davelevitan.bsky.social • 7 hours ago

I've seen it from a couple of agencies already. Sent from an "HR" OPM address. The spam-ass subject line is "What did you do last week?"

Reposted from Dave Levitan

Here’s the email everyone is getting from OPM. Embarrassing stuff.

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markfford.bsky.social•5 hours ago

hopesong.bsky.social•7 hours ago

1. The duties as listed in my job description, including;
2. My duties while following the law.
3. My duties while upholding the constitution.
4. My duties while under duress from the interference of unelected government officials.
5. And in service to ALL Americans.

<3 to US civil servants

davelevitan.bsky.social•7 hours ago

I am hearing from gov employees who got the OPM email but won't open it because it seems so shady. Things are going great.

jamesjimmmy69.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Like the "fork in the road" email, a bunch of employees are reporting it as phishing/spam.

spindlebrindle.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Would have reported it as phishing instantly. This feels like a joke.

rurallife.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Shouldn't we all flood his email with our 5 pt bulletin of what we accomplished this week? Here's mine: 1 called congressboy to discuss elon's chaos; 2 organized neighbors to picket on overpass; 3 emailed my senators re: trump usurping congressional authority; 4 filed taxes early; 5 joined ACLU.

rurallife.bsky.social•6 hours ago

[email protected]

wrightthen.bsky.social•2 hours ago

Excellent work

heymrwilson1.bsky.social•7 hours ago

I wouldn't open it at home or on any personal devise. It's a phishing operation.

itsnotbread.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Who is going to read and analyze 2 million replies? This is very silly.

elempeng.bsky.social•5 hours ago

They’re gonna feed it to an LLM

hugh2d2.bsky.social•7 hours ago

I'll report it as phishing.

nowbaxter.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Same. Love that goldfish emoji

datrillprogressive.bsky.social•4 hours ago

You know what sending DOGE emails to the SPAM file is a great idea. We have to slow them down and create as much inefficiency as possible.

kakuna-matada.bsky.social•7 hours ago

A number of people at my agency, including me, have been reporting these emails as phishing attempts.

deadersesq.bsky.social•7 hours ago

This is after agency leads have sent "no [email protected] is a real thing and not spam, honest" emails multiple times since December, too

krinchen.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Bullets? What does that even mean? Is that correct English?

samuraiko.bsky.social•7 hours ago

It's short for "bullet points". Like this:

* Told Elon Musk to fuck off
* Told Elon Musk to fuck off
* Told Elon Musk to fuck off
* Told Elon Musk to fuck off
* Told Elon Musk to fuck off

krinchen.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Ah, thank you!

lilyisacat5.bsky.social•7 hours ago

I wouldn't open it either.

arch45.bsky.social•5 hours ago

I'm not an employee, but I responded anyway.

newhere10.bsky.social•3 hours ago

👏

davidnzuk.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Report it to the anti phishing team.

seroquell.bsky.social•4 hours ago

I hope this is also a secret raffle for that stupid chainsaw.

bluefarmgirl.bsky.social•6 hours ago

This is what happened where my bro works at the DoD. No one would open them bc they thought they were phishing.

numb.comfortab.ly•7 hours ago

It wouldn't pass phishing filters where I work.

uncommongrace25.bsky.social•5 hours ago

https://bsky.app/profile/marcelias.bsky.social/post/3liserktklk2b

autonomousreason.bsky.social•7 hours ago

This has to be seen as one of the potentially largest breaches of American security.

walkingtaako.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Report as phishing

davids8663.bsky.social•6 hours ago

They may be required to report suspicious emails without opening them for for security reasons.

owlsys.bsky.social•7 hours ago

I won't see it till Monday, but reporting that email as Phishing is the first thing I'm doing.

meeper444.bsky.social•7 hours ago

I started something on another thread. If you do respond, perhaps do so in Klingon? ;-)

https://bsky.app/profile/meeper444.bsky.social/post/3lise6y665s26

stevezorowitz.bsky.social•7 hours ago

I hope this becomes the biggest “Reply All” disaster of all time.

ilovedmyjobpj.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Oh, wouldn’t that be something?!

I remember setting outlook filters every time I got one of these disastrous “reply all” messages. Every server in the government might fill up.

laresistance25.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Everyday citizens are already spamming the account with 5000 character made-up and explicit replies. It's not going to go as they expect.

faithlessgrace.bsky.social•5 hours ago

I’m picturing 10,000 word AI generated essays on Musk’s familiar and ideological ties to Nazis.

laresistance25.bsky.social•4 hours ago

helchose.bsky.social•3 hours ago

*applause at federal cybersecurity training initiatives*

ilovedmyjobpj.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Well, it is true that we were always discouraged from opening up suspicious emails. This would qualify.

minchak.bsky.social•6 hours ago

They'll have to hire back half the layoffs to read the emails.

hyounpark.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Can’t send classified info because the person asking doesn’t have clearance. 😂

staceyberg.bsky.social•7 hours ago

An excellent opportunity to practice malicious compliance.

sandimac.bsky.social•7 hours ago

I guess the folks who were on vacation last week are screwed.

blacktopmagazine.bsky.social•6 hours ago

'answered your fucking email'

ryanhofmann10.bsky.social•4 hours ago

It looks like these guys were literally people who worked on fishing emails.

wcooper05.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Deadline is ambiguous. Not a professionally written communication at all.

knifeboots.bsky.social•5 hours ago

I would mark that as a phishing email so fucking fast.

lorifontanes.bsky.social•7 hours ago

this is the most terrifying episode of The Twilight Zone ever 😔

emmme.bsky.social•6 hours ago

I want to see all politicians and non-elected WH officials be required to do this as well.

jamesh1977.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Sending this e-mail to an entire workforce of this magnitude means you’re sending it to people who are critically ill and have recently lost family members.

How stupid can you be?

subtlefire.bsky.social•6 hours ago

they don't care. easy way to get rid of people. they haven't calculated for the flood of news stories on "fired for attending father's funeral" etc

x002657x.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Since FElon Musk and each of his Doge-kiddies are now considered federal employees, are they subject to the same email? Who will get to see THEIR responses?🤔

doctorsynth.bsky.social•5 hours ago

1) did top secret project for my boss
2) gathered office funds for sending a birthday card to Trump
3) provided easy to read map for ICE investigators so they could find the men’s room
4) changed lobby television to Fox News
5) pushed Doge employees down 10 flights of stairs
Nothing to see here boss

brainslugs83.bsky.social•5 hours ago

"Birthday Card"... 👀

bindlestiff.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Real “I want to know what you did last summer” energy

forgednotborn.bsky.social•1 hour ago

A follow up email from HR@OPM just says:

"One weird trick to take over a government..." followed by a bunch of words with the letter 'X' in them.

fourdeltavictor.bsky.social•7 hours ago

They're gonna run this through grok and ask who it should fire and I'm not even joking

ushijiminy.bsky.social•7 hours ago

i would report it as phishing and go about my day

newburyken.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Email [email protected] and tell them about your weekend. 10,000 email wins a free chainsaw.

mjosmurphy.bsky.social•5 hours ago

they said, lying belly down on the bed and kicking their legs, while wrapping the phone cord around their fingers

jeffreyclail.com•7 hours ago

This seems like a good one to ignore

radicalraptr.bsky.social•1 hour ago

My agency got an email not too long ago instructing us to update Emil signatures with full name station and rank. Is that going to be cross referenced to tie responses to employees and for them accordingly? 🤔🤔

magixpunx.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Print out your code.

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