Had to look up what telomeres are, being an average person of average IQ. "Telomeres are DNA sequences and proteins that protect the ends of chromosomes."
Feel like I've been thinking "everything is so stupid" since the last time these ppl were voted in 10 years ago. Now it's daily. But at nearly every opportunity to improve things, it was sabotaged or even made worse.
Shrinking? Seems generous. Lopping them off with a machete (of course, a very small machete because that's the only thing that will fit in T's tiny hands).
I'd previously realized that listening to Trump impaired my parietal lobe function, but Trump+Musk shortening telomeres would explain the fully silver-grey hair
Like the Doomsday clock ticking closer to midnight, we could do with a measure of telomere shortening based on the news - we could call it the Johnson Johnson scale
Creation of the mRNA vaccine was a medical tour de force. Safest vaccine ever! Society should be parading those dedicated scientists around on our shoulders!
He is a walking, talking sonic neurotoxin.
When this man talks, I have to shut my ears to protect my cortical neurons from commiting apoptosis, one by one...
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https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2025/mar/03/do-you-know-your-penis-age-bryan-johnson
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WOvvyqJ-vwo
When this man talks, I have to shut my ears to protect my cortical neurons from commiting apoptosis, one by one...
Pretty sure my hair is going to be completely white by 2028
Question is, how have them not affected the felon. His should be well below 5000.