1. The DOGE idiots do something stupid without thinking of the consequences 2. CONSEQUENCES 3. The DOGE idiots try to reverse what they just did 4. REPEAT - ThreadSky

madmasters.bsky.social•3 days ago

His administrations are perpetually learning to drive a stick

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christiew.bsky.social•3 days ago

The reversal isn’t effective or efficient, but that’s part of the scam.

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silent-skies.bsky.social•3 days ago

The DOGE kids are young. There’s still some neuroplasticity left in their skulls. Maybe one of them will mutate a conscience, or selfishly backstab their handlers. I mean, they aren’t exactly winners…

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introvertvsworld.bsky.social•3 days ago

Can someone who has access provide a copy of what DOGE’s AI is misinterpreting from the budget!No one seems to be hearing me to investigate!Start with discrediting transgender mice!Try transgenic!Fight these lies back and the harm Musk’s algorithm is doing! Also, publish the budget proposal in full!

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zcolt.bsky.social•3 days ago

You forgot pretend to reverse and continue doing what they are doing

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chereford.bsky.social•3 days ago

He stated publicly about his business philosophy- do anything you want, it'll go to court and tie up for years and maybe be forgotten eventually, or just file bankruptcy and move on.

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gobirdsbleedgreen.bsky.social•3 days ago

Efficiency am I right?

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momoduff.bsky.social•3 days ago

And all the while they are spending our tax dollars, increasing unemployment and endangering children around the world.

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nonbinaryking.bsky.social•3 days ago

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jwrife.bsky.social•2 days ago

Has anyone else been wondering WHY any government office is letting these unconstitutional, illegal, DOGE idiots into their buildings & more importantly, their IT systems & data bases? I'm sure all the buildings have some kind of key card access security. Why aren't they simply locking them out?

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mixstirmike.bsky.social•3 days ago

Ruby: They call this war a cloud over the land. But they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say 'Shit, it's raining!' — Cold Mountain (2003)

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tonitigerihler.bsky.social•3 days ago

They are dismantling the office and the computers are gone they should be able to do that.

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victor22822.bsky.social•3 days ago

Doge wants the "consequenses" its pure evil, not stupidity

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henleyparker.bsky.social•2 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/esqueer.net/post/3ljpyyjzfis2l

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katieflyfried.bsky.social•2 days ago

classic kethead behavior

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lebowskiachiever.bsky.social•3 days ago

DOGE is a wholly owned subsidiary of ACME incorporated.

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funnyhowitis.bsky.social•3 days ago

DOGE's idea of a solution? More of the same!

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rickvandeven.bsky.social•3 days ago

It's almost like making chaos is their goal

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mx-jade.bsky.social•3 days ago

Not very efficient, is it?

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happychance.bsky.social•3 days ago

It works for Twitter and the bots propping it up don’t complain.

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sburr741600.bsky.social•3 days ago

Meanwhile…

We need more information before we can open this random credit card you didn’t apply for in your name.

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dkshop60.bsky.social•3 days ago

I like to call the group dodgy. If Republicans can't pronounce Kamala correctly, then I won't pronounce doge correctly.

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npcollins.bsky.social•3 days ago

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scrabbyone.bsky.social•3 days ago

Seems efficient.

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subversivegranny.bsky.social•3 days ago

1.They don’t care about the consequences
2. They haven’t reversed anything and won’t.

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doglove3.bsky.social•3 days ago

Consequences equal lost jobs, lost healthcare etc

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satiricalplanet.bsky.social•2 days ago

Elon Musk’s government layoffs backfire as lawsuits mount, Trump shifts blame, and SpaceX & Tesla nosedive. Chaos, firings, and billionaire tantrums—welcome to America’s worst-run HR department.
https://aiwillybillhuman.substack.com/p/elon-musk-and-the-great-government

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hegelian1.bsky.social•3 days ago

My guess for today would be sticking their dicks against frozen metal.

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davep-mn.bsky.social•3 days ago

3.5 Claim that they fixed a big problem (said problem being #1)

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higgybella.bsky.social•3 days ago

Even when they reverse it they do it in a stupid way.

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pixiedust67.bsky.social•3 days ago

Kinda sounds like a drug addict is running your country 🤔

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tejanojim.bsky.social•3 days ago

Well yeah but only because that's literally true

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ngrippel.com•2 days ago

The whole DOGE thing has been an ill-conceived shitshow. Mass chaos through techno-nazi Musk serving as a giant wrecking ball swung at federal government, bringing the USA closer to collapse (which may well be what both Trump and Musk want).

https://www.ngrippel.com/ngr-politics.html

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courtney01.bsky.social•3 days ago

Perfect synopsis.

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sarahumm.bsky.social•2 days ago

I'm just going to leave this here;

https://bsky.app/profile/esqueer.net/post/3ljpyyjzfis2l

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jondawyoung.bsky.social•3 days ago

That about sums it up!

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roselover772.bsky.social•2 days ago

Dear Mrs. Bowers,
You said it all in the first three words
" The DOGE idiots"
Thank you,
A sane American

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rickskewes.bsky.social•3 days ago

Every single day.

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annesayre.bsky.social•3 days ago

WASTE. FRAUD. ABUSE.

I found it!

All of it!

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moneyordemocracy.bsky.social•2 days ago

From the article: "Frequent, heavy recreational use—say, several times a week—has been linked to cognitive effects that last beyond the high, including impaired memory, DELUSIONAL THINKING, SUPERSTITIOUS BELIEFS , AND A SENSE OF SPECIALNESS AND IMPORTANCE."

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2025/03/ketamine-effects-elon-musk/681911/

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obsidianguillotine.bsky.social•3 days ago

Worse, the DOGE idiots want to be paid by USA Taxpayer's dollars! I say LadyJovanMusk must pay them!!!! 😡

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kikiwhite.bsky.social•2 days ago

Oops! I posted their emails.

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wendilyons.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yet they won’t adjust their “wall of receipts” to show the net result after hiring them back. Not that their estimates were accurate to begin with. Most off an order of magnitude.

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tomlayer.bsky.social•3 days ago

You forgot “rinse” (or is that the reversal?). Spot on though!

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rca1950.bsky.social•3 days ago

The cycle of life in MAGAworld.

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aroguesgambit.bsky.social•3 days ago

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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clb33.bsky.social•3 days ago

And take credit for the “fix”

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lisakaysperbeck.bsky.social•3 days ago

the chaos is the point - please stop trying to paint this as clueless idiots… they know exactly what they’re doing

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andyliss.bsky.social•3 days ago

There's a "blame Biden" step in here, too.

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mytfinn.bsky.social•3 days ago

This is a terrible recipe. Probably tastes bad too.

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vegestache.bsky.social•3 days ago

They need to spend a couple lifetimes behind bars the moment the country is liberated.

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plantsmandorstenia.bsky.social•3 days ago

The key word Betty, they are insufferable idiots!

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marciaclearwater.bsky.social•2 days ago

Who is fact-checking each item on the doge website?

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phoenixdrake.bsky.social•3 days ago

If they're idiots, why can no one stop them?

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winterlightstudios.bsky.social•3 days ago

Because the democraps are every bit as stupid, incompetent, and even more cowardly

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phoenixdrake.bsky.social•3 days ago

Not disagreeing

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fartypantsmcgee.bsky.social•3 days ago

Because they're *popular*. That's all it takes. Convince regular people that you're a good guy and they'll give you everything, including their own futures.

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ike55.bsky.social•3 days ago

Musk is clear cutting the forest with that stupid chainsaw then turning around and saying, “Wait. What happened to all the trees?”

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qortni.bsky.social•2 days ago

Just wait 'til this admin's kaput and the feds come for them.

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besa1.bsky.social•3 days ago

Ditto for the tariff idiots.

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edbristol.bsky.social•3 days ago

Never say just “DOGE.”
Always say “Musk’s DOGE.” We have to make sure he owns this.

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matthewmatthew.bsky.social•3 days ago

It's the same method Musk used to turn a $44B company into a $9B company. Pure genius.

I wonder how many times a week he touches a hot stove?

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abbotmythos.bsky.social•3 days ago

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backlitkeyboard.bsky.social•3 days ago

DOGE doesn’t know where they are going but they are going really fast.

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trumplies.bsky.social•3 days ago

Literally throwing their feces at the wall to see what sticks

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davidicouldbewrong.bsky.social•3 days ago

True. https://cbwrong.blogspot.com/2025/03/did-trump-learn-his-diplomacy-skills.html?m=1

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blanca0895.bsky.social•3 days ago

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zagblackice.bsky.social•3 days ago

Efficiency is in the mothafucka's title and they are not doing that at all. Unless it's efficiently dismantling public trust and government effectiveness.

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sassymaster.bsky.social•3 days ago

All while destroying lives.

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eaos.bsky.social•3 days ago

And get paid handsomely for it:

https://www.wired.com/story/doge-government-salaries-elon-musk/

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p-ost1961.bsky.social•3 days ago

No notes! Succinct and to the point. Thank you @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social

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frankieoffensive.bsky.social•2 days ago

Wow! Doing the job incorrectly then having to redo it really seems efficient./s

Fuck DOGE and fElon!

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uisce-beatha.bsky.social•2 days ago

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westielover2.bsky.social•3 days ago

They don’t understand how government works so they don’t know the roles of each Department. They’re like kids with new buttons, let’s push this one and see what happens.

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maxyamy.bsky.social•2 days ago

We- humans- need to all be as intelligent, strong & hard working as the US 🇺🇸African Development Foundation. Stand ur ground. Enough. DOGE is damaging USA, productivity & common sense. Biggest 🇺🇸data breach in plain sight.

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maxyamy.bsky.social•2 days ago

Friends dedicated 2 public service, see disrespect/cruelty/ignorance & job interference by DOGE. Distracting from productivity, hurting service delivery. DOGE wastes funds, & screams “cut waste”.
Doge bros r on 🇺🇸payroll. Inexcusably damaging to USA. Proudly engaged in biggest 🇺🇸data breach. Enough🆘

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andrewst.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yeah, musk has no idea what he is doing. The only thing he knows about government is subsidies. It will cost way more to glue together all the stuff he has broken & the lives ruined than doge will ever see in savings.It was working fine before he went near it, maybe it needed a trim not a bludgeon.

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joncobb.bsky.social•3 days ago

Elon's Douche Agency.

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coachsnacc.bsky.social•3 days ago

They have suffered no consequences and will likely continue to not suffer consequences until someone picks up a rifle.

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nickhrn.bsky.social•3 days ago

They're like toddlers playing with heavy machinery

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greendietitian.bsky.social•3 days ago

The Great Destabilization

It's all the plan.

Can't rely on "leadership"
We the People
April 25th
Arbor day
Let's plant our future.

No work.
No school.
We occupy our towns, our capitals, DC.

Organize now.

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clearandloud.bsky.social•2 days ago

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miloshsagsalot.bsky.social•3 days ago

they're testing...the guardrails.

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dadssavagedaughter.bsky.social•1 day ago

https://bsky.app/profile/dadssavagedaughter.bsky.social/post/3ljuml46gek2c

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dadssavagedaughter.bsky.social•2 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/dadssavagedaughter.bsky.social/post/3ljsenij3q22z

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uofagrad97.bsky.social•3 days ago

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piggypatw.bsky.social•3 days ago

If the DOGE-ettes are such hot shot IT folks, they should have recognized this as an "endless loop."

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caligreg.bsky.social•3 days ago

No Clue What They Do

DOGE is unsure what they cut.
It’s bad policy to randomly shut.
Now trying to reverse bad actions.
Efficient? Nope. A panic reaction!

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sit-kiki-sit.bsky.social•3 days ago

So efficient.

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halfcourtshot.bsky.social•3 days ago

Always remember AI is only as good as the person using it therefore DOGE idiots make DOGE AI totally idiot.

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fitzd78.bsky.social•3 days ago

New step 3: they blame it on Biden

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waa2112.bsky.social•3 days ago

CONSEQUENCES for us!

Zero consequences for them, beyond an "oops", and then the media forgets it immediately.🤬

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stoneface58.bsky.social•3 days ago

Don’t be to hard on them,I don’t think their brains are fully developed!

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just1opinion.bsky.social•3 days ago

5. Break something else trying to reverse what they tried to reverse.

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hm2b.bsky.social•3 days ago

And you actuallybelieve you can win a war?

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pocusguy.bsky.social•3 days ago

They are not trying to reverse, they know what they are doing. And people was stupid enough to get them in that position of power. Sure let’s give to a known criminal unlimited power

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iluvcolts.bsky.social•3 days ago

It’s so efficient. 🙄

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andipete.bsky.social•3 days ago

You forgot the step where they shut down access to the fired employees computers and gather all the data.

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askgma.bsky.social•3 days ago

Fire them. Even tho they are illegal hires. Lol.

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ediblepetals.bsky.social•3 days ago

They don’t care to do it properly, because breaking the US government serves their purpose. It only looks incompetent if you believe their lies. In reality, they are pirates

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gloria514.bsky.social•3 days ago

The irony here is Elon brings his ineptitude to fixing government... to fix what he claims is the ineptitude of government ..this is worse than the blind leading the blind...he's about to get an awakening about how bureaucracy works..

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speedbirdbob.bsky.social•3 days ago

Step 5 - Trump calls the mess beautiful.

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ltahab.bsky.social•3 days ago

Sounds like having a bunch of people with learning disabilities run the country is extreme DEI.

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lordmimey.bsky.social•3 days ago

Sorry but as someone who actually has a learning disability, you could drop me into any government office and I'd do a better job than Elon's gaggle of twinks.

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sanderson0412.bsky.social•3 days ago

Who is head of DOGE?
What is DOGE?

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hypergraphic.bsky.social•2 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg5se-Wwe-c

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mbeach969.bsky.social•3 days ago

Sounds like normal Christian nationalism at work

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foambrush.bsky.social•2 days ago

Its the way IT works, shoot, aim, then fix the consequences and say that's how its done

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fair-play-for-all.bsky.social•3 days ago

Spreading chaos and waste and criminal acquisition wherever they go.

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tippedbeaker.bsky.social•3 days ago

Organize then real-ize.

https://bsky.app/profile/tippedbeaker.bsky.social/post/3ljoolct2ms2i

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daveross.bsky.social•3 days ago

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selfdrivinghumans.bsky.social•3 days ago

True. But what a collection of road maps of agency infrastructures, any interconnectedness, impact ripples--a U.S. government information infrastructure atlas if you will. A U. S. government tech guide Rand McNally could only dream of.

And what a data harvest, huh?

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milami.bsky.social•3 days ago

This is classic Elon manifesto:
“Delete the part. Bring it back if anything breaks. If you’re not bringing things back 10% of the time, you’re not deleting enough.”
Works for building a machine.
Pure evil when the 10% is human cost. As it is right now.

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bluewaterride.bsky.social•3 days ago

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marshallgetto.bsky.social•3 days ago

I have been having that sanse

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drrxufa.bsky.social•3 days ago

Filthy fascist trash.

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liblander.bsky.social•3 days ago

Like John Wick says…

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bri4change.bsky.social•3 days ago

DOGE =
Dastardly
Oligarchs
Get
Everything.

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politicallysound.bsky.social•3 days ago

Not really. Musk is destroying our government system, so that he and Trump have full access to our treasury, and pay no taxes on their businesses. Good news is, all their businesses are, and will continue to be, boycotted.

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permanentmajority.bsky.social•2 days ago

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yourworstnighmare.bsky.social•2 days ago

They are so efficient. They definitely should be telling everyone else how to be more efficient 🤣🤣🤣

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karlkoons3.bsky.social•3 days ago

DOGE is an alleged agency of the Executive Branch
It can hold no more power than the Constitution and the Rule of Law afford the Executive Branch
The whole DOGE thing is unconstitutional and illegal
An instrument of the coup
This isn't hard

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rouxroamer.bsky.social•3 days ago

It's very efficient. Or the opposite? ;)

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ibeetb369.bsky.social•3 days ago

So many fired illegally and or without care or thought. Those fed workers have the right to sue the United states when this corrupt admin is gone and jailed #Maddow

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powerpeecee.bsky.social•3 days ago

DOGE is a bad bad dog and should be put down.

Good dogs don't bite and destroy everything.

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axelfish.bsky.social•3 days ago

Add step 3.5 where they victoriously proclaim their brilliance.

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insanechihuahua.bsky.social•3 days ago

1. Billionaires are not geniuses.
2. Tech support and programmers are not geniuses.
3. If they were, they wouldn't keep doing stupid shit.

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limpingtree.bsky.social•3 days ago

They've already cost us so much money with their chainsaw approach.

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wolftexvet.bsky.social•2 days ago

Seems like Idiots are us may have not been the right group to do that.

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eleighbutler.bsky.social•2 days ago

The smartest people who have no frikkin' clue what they're doing ever. Handing them limitless power will have to work, right?

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asecnarf.bsky.social•3 days ago

The name for this process is DOGE-shite. The Es are silent.

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robertroffman.bsky.social•3 days ago

The Kremlin says that American & Russian visions are now aligned. 80 years of hawkish foreign policy upended in a mere 6 weeks.
Dan Rather

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tatooinefarmboy.bsky.social•3 days ago

Between 3 & 4, they take credit for “solving” the crisis & maga world applauds them

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chris-andersen.bsky.social•3 days ago

Tariffs go up. Tariffs go down.

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arensb.bsky.social•3 days ago

5. GOVERNMENT EFFICIENCY!

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gregory-c-leavitt.bsky.social•3 days ago

They’re running the government like a business. Most business people think they are capable, but couldn’t function outside of a strictly regulated market.

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gregory-c-leavitt.bsky.social•3 days ago

It seems like they resent the nanny state that’s necessary to keep them from destroying humanity. They’re shooting holes in their own boat.

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radicalmovement.bsky.social•2 days ago

The DOGE double-step...the least efficient way of all to run a government.

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alm76.bsky.social•3 days ago

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. Didn’t Einstein say that or words to that effect?

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