Has Ted never seen a Tesla before? These people act like it's the first time they've ever laid eyes on one. So many people drive them where I live! I don't get it!
I’m sorry. I’m so confused. DJT is all about fossil fuels, drll baby drill, he’s Not a fan of electric cars. They hated Biden pushing electric cars. Do they know it’s not diesel?🤷🏻♀️
Did he flee to Mexico again after taking this picture? Ted Cruz, the politician that will run and leave his people to die at the earliest possible opportunity.
Well...to be fair...Elon Musk, whose daughter HATES him could only choose Ted Cruz, whose own daughter HATES him. Uncool meets uncool...Tesla stock and car sales continue dropping like rocks.
Ted Cruz shilling for Tesla was not on my bingo card, but... Literally every time I think"the Texas GOP CANNOT sink any lower," they ALWAYS surprise me. I should just quit saying that. They always find a way. They can hit rock bottom, and they break out the pickaxe. 🤡🙄
Him and that weird fuckin grandma. Do they even understand how lame these people are? Do they really think anyone who worships these losers will buy one?
Either trying to promote shares owned or buy more for cheap b4 selling and dumping a once sun stained renewable energy commodity that's becoming no different than an useless empty lighter.
Cruz wasn’t allowed to get too close to Trumps car. Trump still has a grudge and thinks his wife is a dog. But Ted doesn’t care, he still loves the taste of 8 inch lifted boots.
He's the salesman with the fewest sales month after month. Now he's desperately trying to bolster his numbers with this end of month special pitch. "Look how cool this is. And it's even more sleek when the side panels fly off."
Ted, it still won’t get you laid!! Around you panties become drier than the Sahara desert!! Nothing like a sports car for your midlife crisis!! How much was it? 30 pieces of silver!
They're also for the most part the nation's lowest earners, and the large fraction who are on the older side are losing their only income thanks to the administration nuking social security...
Conventional wisdom would suggest as much, but we're talking people who'd inject themselves with urine if Trump said it prevented sunburns. Trump points, his lemmings follow, and I'm honestly not sure they have any lines they won't eventually rationalize crossing to appease him.
Yet the “R” behind his name was enough for him to still beat two very good but very different Democratic Senate candidates in the last two elections. Is it too late to bring back Reconstruction?
The GOP always sends the cavalry in at the 11th hour with truckloads of cash. Every. Time. Abbott, Paxton & Patrick have got corruption down to a science. Beto saying he’d take away guns didn’t help.
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Instead of helping millions of Americans the Republicans are helping their biggest donor...they are such liars and frauds they make excellent car salesmen
I guess if you drive a 1986 Dodge Minivan with 300,000 miles and we’ll vomited seats it might be cool … for everyone else it’s a boring poorly crafted sedan yet it is clean and that’s something Ted Cruz has never experienced
He pretended many years not being nazi asshole so progressives ( people who do not want to screw the planet ) were buying his products. When he reveals his believes openly people with same standings are not going to buy his products because they're same people who screw the planet all the time.
He’s standing so far away from the car as if he didn’t want to have to stand any closer to it, so I can’t tell if he’s referring to it, the potted plant, or the building.
You know his family is gonna have to live with this for years to come with all the mega Republicans a shame that their families are gonna have to live with the embarrassment the traitors, the cold incompetent uncaring maga Republicans in office. Think of your children, your grandchildren.. cowards
I usually I’m a very compassionate person and live and let live. I can’t with that idiot, he’s so gross to look at , he’s sleazy he is nauseating. He’s never done anything for his constituents he flip-flops so much it’s embarrassing. And the way he treats the LGTBQ one day it could be your child
Since when are the members of the GQP, who are in bed with the Saudis Arabia and Russia, in favor of anything related to electric renewable/rechargeable energy and/or transportation??? The answer is; they never have been nor ever will be. #TedCruzIsAFraud #TrumpandMuskAreFrauds #NeverTesla
Nerds be Nerding
Gawd, I never knew how many awkward adults existed.
If you are awkward, pls just don’t go into politics. It’s just not cool when you can’t deliver.
Elon doesn’t know how to read the room. Who likes EV’s? Liberals! People who want small carbon footprints, people interested in alternative energy options. NOT The republicans. Congrats Elon! You just screwed yourself.
Maybe Elon's trying a version of that thing where the boss deliberately stands next to the shortest/baldest/worst-dressed employee in the company photo, in the hopes of looking better in comparison...
Nope, he just buys them, like he does with elections and network soundbites and friends, he even tries to buy respectability. Kind of an All Hat, No Cattle kinda guy. A man of his time, a time of quislings
Under what rock he was in the last 10 years that this specific car has been out?
Has he seen Porsche Tycan, BMW i5 or i7, Mercedes EQE, EQS, most importantly Xiaomi SU7 ultra, the world fastest and quickest car or any other Chinese EV.
Not an F-22 Raptor or a Virginia class attack sub nor any of the DARPA robot wonders we only imagine but a luxurious superfast golf cart is "the coolest thing" Cruz has ever seen? Huh?
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When activated during a disaster, the car automatically drives to Cabo.
If Elmo ever manages to integrate AI into them, I'm sure the car will be equally repulsed to be within the toxic radius of Ted Cruz.
Both pieces of shit are further devalued by this photo.
aka Cancun Cruz
aka The Zodiac Killer
Enjoy your fuck mobile
These memory issues are concerning
Maybe Susan collins will help.
Maga propaganda
Here's the after 😁
Yeah, my hope that this eventually will go back to what we had during the Obama years is fading.
Gawd, I never knew how many awkward adults existed.
If you are awkward, pls just don’t go into politics. It’s just not cool when you can’t deliver.
"Now with that freshly humped new couch smell."
Has he seen Porsche Tycan, BMW i5 or i7, Mercedes EQE, EQS, most importantly Xiaomi SU7 ultra, the world fastest and quickest car or any other Chinese EV.
It is pathetic.