Sen. Peter Squelch (Black Faced Shealthbill party) addressing congress today. He is attempting to champion a resolution to sell penguin eggs in return for tariff renegotiation. So far, he’s received cold shoulders and some Senators who’ve even flipped the bird, in a typically polite Ice House.
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The bird is the word
A little Canadian humour!
No negotiations with the criminal traitor regime!
On the sign is a cheerful cartoon drawing of a silly-looking penguin with blue feet, and the text "WHAT DID WE DO?"
He's tariffing the seals!
He's tariffing.... he's tariffing the penguins!!
Too bad they can't deliver by air
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Penguins United
#FiletOFishy
Squelch is a white bird addressing a bunch of black birds. He probably thinks he’s better than the black birds because he can fly.
Either that or he is literally in blackface trying to convince black birds, which makes him a racist.
What is your flag like please ?
Then there was dancing in the streets
As the penguins left. They yelled. “ DONT FUCK UP AGAIN”
In the real world, AOC needs to primary Schumer. Other progressives need to primary any Dem not doing everything to fight back.
"It's not a good time for penguins", said the Senator.
The whole lot should be tarred and feathered.