Only during the holidays, we hang them over a doorway and if you find yourself underneath with another person then you have to have sex with them in the way that makes the quieter kinds of slapping sounds
I saw my first truck nuts in 2013 and knew then that American masculinity was feeling threatened.I mean someone thought of them, someone was sold on the idea and produced them, and someone bought them. That’s a lot of angry dickheads.
I have started referring to our Orange Overlord as T-Bag. Kind of a nod to both a dirt bag and one who slaps his 🥜 in everyone’s faces - like those awful trucks!
Someone should start a trend of randomly hanging those plastic nut-sacks on the back of people's Teslas.
You know, so the Elon bros can feel like they have balls.
Also... please keep painting dicks on the sides of Cyber "trucks."
I'm not defending Elon, but most of these people bought their teslas before elmo went insane and selling them won't be worth the hassle, even if the drivers are Elon fanboys it's still not justifiable doing that.
It's not like the vigilantes are also going around vandalizing the large souped up dodge rams, they're just targeting the people who can't really defend themselves.
Given the proportions of said testicles compared to the vehicle, and that they always display them on the back rather than the front, I assume it's code for "I'm a bottom"
Not only do we hang them from our truck hitches with pride, but we also give prosthetic testicles to our dogs so they don’t feel self conscious about being neutered. We’re a little different in this country…
I thought this was a reference to some barbaric event where actual human testicles were used as car ornaments until I remembered that truck nuts are a thing.
deep in the heart of red neck country they dangle from the ball on a trailer hitch, nuck nuck nuck
....they even have hairy vagina's
#peoplelivingfromtheirsexglands
#knuckledraggerswecallum
No, I think all the women have them, the preponderance of ppl who are brave enough to stand up are women!!! GOP men are the most cowardly wimps in the country! It’s no wonder they all need to tan their testicles!
I seriously feel for the factory workers that have to spend all day toiling away on making giant scrotums for giant dicks (the drivers) with no understanding of why.
Stop this gender affirming alterations of your vehicles! They are made without nuts, and many aren't even 18 years old when someone else decides to step in and hang nuts off them, in defiance of God and nature!!!1!!1!!1
I once bought a brass sculpture of a monkey inside of which was a thermocouple that, when the temp dropped to a certain point, the balls fell off. It was for my desk at work to prove how cold they kept it. Unfortunately, my order was permanently-out-of-stock-canceled.
I’ve always wondered about truck nut people. Do they have to buy their own nuts? Or are they gifted? Which is worse? Being thought of as a truck nut dude or being someone who buys truck nuts?
The insight of the average Murican. What other countries? We rule the world. Remember Ann Coulter. That is where it went off the rails bad. And Bill Maher holding up her book lol. Stupidity galore. You showcase it you part of the problem. Joe Rogan
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STOP THE BELLINI MUSSOLINI!
just like our women do
That reminds of the glowing condom scene in the movie "Skin Deep."
https://youtu.be/0XOKvFyNquM?si=uzCpKu7JmD9BFKpV
You know, so the Elon bros can feel like they have balls.
Also... please keep painting dicks on the sides of Cyber "trucks."
Amen.
Go away.
You're a funny bot.
Don't take it so hard.
The Trump “tourists” tried to hang some on the Capitol lawn at the end of the last Republican President’s term but they couldn’t find their nuts…
#seditionistnonuts
#Jan6tourists
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/noose-hung-outside-capitol/
....they even have hairy vagina's
#peoplelivingfromtheirsexglands
#knuckledraggerswecallum
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