They turned me away at the California border because I don't have a podcast. They spit in my face - ThreadSky

internethippo.bsky.social • 3 days ago

They turned me away at the California border because I don't have a podcast. They spit in my face

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robbedoflife.bsky.social•3 days ago

they knew you were there to steal their eggs

thygoddess.bsky.social•3 days ago

You disgust me

animiketronic.bsky.social•2 days ago

this is all wrong. we never asked for that first part.

timwalshaw.bsky.social•3 days ago

Sure. Nothing to do with those 50 crates of fresh produce.

tylerjamesh.bsky.social•3 days ago

We don’t take kindly to your type around here

russet-burbank.bsky.social•3 days ago

Rightfully so

torgeirn.bsky.social•3 days ago

Now imagine if you tried to cross border to Texas and you told em you were vaccinated against measles, you would have arrested

asouthernsun.bsky.social•3 days ago

I'll go on your podcast if you start one. I'll even bring my sponsor - Raid: Shadow Legends.

jonathanpierce.bsky.social•3 days ago

could be worse: they forced a microphone in mine

blackavar-inle.bsky.social•3 days ago

I'm so sorry

tarashoe.bsky.social•2 days ago

democrats can’t last in long form podcasting, it’s too masculine honestly

internethippo.bsky.social•2 days ago

That's why I'm going to pioneer tweet length podcasting

fire-walk-with.me•3 days ago

They hawked tuah your face man did that girl die or what

ileolai.bsky.social•3 days ago

nah she's on the run from class action lawsuits

farawayeyes1.bsky.social•2 days ago

Rat bastards

infiniterest.bsky.social•3 days ago

No podcast? What, did you just get out of prison?

corporatebaby.bsky.social•3 days ago

You can reapply for your visa

justtheprincess.bsky.social•3 days ago

I usually get my genitals fondled. Good to see they are mixing it up.

texascajun72.bsky.social•2 days ago

You should start a podcast about it.

croolby.bsky.social•3 days ago

If you ain't got that black yeti, boys, if you ain't got that black yeti, you'd better go back to beautiful Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Georgia, Tennessee. California's an Eden of podcasts, a paradise for gab or comedy, but believe it or not, you won't find it so hot, if you ain't got that black yeti

boredompeejeterson.bsky.social•3 days ago

How come you don't have a podcast?

leor72.bsky.social•2 days ago

That was me. Sorry.

420eggman69.bsky.social•3 days ago

I'm on some Anne Frank shit in Fresno until my Rode mic arrives.

krisholt1.bsky.social•3 days ago

PSA: They do this if you have a podcast too

strangernalps.bsky.social•3 days ago

You can buy podcast credits on the state exchange from podcasters with surplus hours.

bensonisrad.bsky.social•3 days ago

Do you not have common opinions?

kneejerkreactions.bsky.social•3 days ago

And don't you ever come back!

cassandrasyndrome.bsky.social•3 days ago

It's true. They're kicking me out cause I don't have one.

quinn-richardson.bsky.social•3 days ago

Claiming to have been the silent one on cum town

raytracer.bsky.social•3 days ago

Your jokes bring me solace in these times

leebarrx.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

generaltragedy.bsky.social•3 days ago

You're over the hill.

humanity1.bsky.social•2 days ago

Happy St Patrick’s Day ☘️
Tho 🧌🫶

satanicpandick.bsky.social•3 days ago

mxpurpleleft.bsky.social•3 days ago

When I was younger I moved back to California and had to smuggle my ferrets in. If we got caught the plan was to call them elongated kittens.

premiumsteve.bsky.social•3 days ago

You best get to doin an ad read for Casper mattress or they’ll pick you up for vagrancy

witch.dog•3 days ago

i got through by telling them the podcast was still in the works, and reassuring them that big things are coming soon

bookerjd.bsky.social•3 days ago

Outrageous lie that I don’t believe for a second. There is zero chance you don’t have a podcast

pdufray.bsky.social•2 days ago

I'm just thinking of that part in men in black where they ask the pregnant aliens husband for licence and registration: "No, your OTHER podcast"

lexabro.bsky.social•3 days ago

Give steve bannon a call, I hear he's got a friend in the biz

hans.kilian.social•2 days ago

You're kidding, right?

yathink.bsky.social•3 days ago

You 'were' trying to get 'in' to Californicatinia. I hear normal people are leaving in gas guzzling SUVs. Heading for Imahoe.

dodgeedoo.bsky.social•3 days ago

I scream, “AM I BEING DETAINED?!” as I drive through the barriers of the California Joint Agricultural & Podcasting task force checkpoint:

joanniespeaks.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

Thanks !

emkaydub.bsky.social•3 days ago

That was the polite way about it… Welcome to The Golden Shower State where everyone finds it acceptable to piss in your Cheerios or on you- gaslighting you into believing it’s raining.

kmagnacca.bsky.social•3 days ago

‘Cause you ain’t got that do-re-mi

emdoubleues.bsky.social•2 days ago

venomousvillain.bsky.social•3 days ago

Aren't all the podcasters in Texas so they don't have to pay taxes

firmlyclimactic.bsky.social•3 days ago

don't act surprised you knew the rules

pmzyox.bsky.social•3 days ago

Podcastless in Portland

charlesbradshaw.bsky.social•2 days ago

As a Californian, I am upset that you don't have a podcast, spew a bunch of ignorant bullshit, and then complain that you are being silenced while also being one of the top 10 most listened podcasts ever.

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