Welcome to all the new people joining Bluesky today!
Hi! Iβm God. ππ₯Ή
Hi! Iβm God. ππ₯Ή
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Just FYI... This planet you made, suuuuuuuucks!
Well at least one species of primates in it does.
Longtime fan, although the ways youβve been working in have been particularly mysterious lately!
Amen
Back 14 yrs they gave me a 3% chance of survival - God said check out the the possibility of being in the 97%
Nice meeting you here
@gordor97.bsky.social
Heads Up: The new βAssignmentβ is the House and Senate in 2026.
Be funny to me.
You already know who I am.
Letβs make Christmas a little more earth friendly.
I sing a lot of songs about you.
And food.
And praying to you about food.
I got a red guitar, 3 courses and the truth.
Yeehaw, lil doggy!
https://www.uchew.me
Thank you for the welcome, although I joined a while back. I don't get on social media often. So, I am just going to take this as your welcome to me today. I appreciate you.
You really fucked up with the whole evolution thing. Can we just go back to being simple elements and strings of amnio acids please?
Or one of the other ones?
It's me, evil!
Remember?
You definitely want to follow God!!! π
If not explain this:
The thing is, the religious right voted in their loud-mouthed lying Beast, and Antichrist, too: You know, the one who's gonna have that mark required for any [cryptocurrency] transaction on your head or hand [cough, Neurolink].
They WANTED The End.
...I'm here for a year (maybe longer, we'll see)
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-Aaron Bushnell
By the way I'm sitting in your backyard right now.
Signed
A concerned human
@godpod.bsky.social
I think itβs time you follow me.
Those who are should know that you are not to be confused with the father of Republican-Jesus!