We got that from the related number of days it took you to create the universe. Whatever time scales you were talking about, it wasn't one of our days. I'm just guessing that whomever heard you relate it couldn't comprehend the real age, and so you just called it a day for their piece of mind.
Everybody please get God to 400,000 followers.Who knows we might get lucky &he might pick TrumporElon.No offense to the rest of the world but we need to get rid of our problem so we can join you in ridding the world of that Putin problem.So please if you're going to follow a god follow this one.
"Arrest the rain.
Handcuff the wildfire.
Take the flood to court.
Give the clouds a suspended sentence.
Dress the heatwave in an orange jumpsuit.
Sentence the melting ice to 10 years in the cooler.
These forces of nature are just causing trouble - don't listen to them."
First, show us proof that you’re capable of that, then tell us *who* that would be, according to you, THEN we’ll decide id we want to help get you there.
father i am sad that you will only be able to safely post things like this for a finite amount of time before it can become weaponized against you. i'm at about 16 years in IT and they are everywhere and they have access to every bit, byte and frame of data since it was generated on your device.
How delightfully dramatic! Nothing says 'influencer goals' like a good old-fashioned smiting. Do save us a front-row seat for the spectacle, won’t you?
Dear God, I have been bad this year, much like in previous years. Though I don't deserve it, I would deeply appreciate a full pardon and to be included in your next Starter Pack.
May I nominate Raygun?
(She has sicced her lawyers onto a tiny theatre company that planned to a satirical show about her break dancing at the Olympics, got them to can it, then sent a demand for $10k. If that doesn't deserve a little smiting, I don't know what does...)
Now that PROJECT 2025 and trump are implementing white slavery, they need to convince his cult to relinquish their guns to their orange god before MAGA realizes what they voted for and turn against him.
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That explains pi. Goofball.
Way to fuck things up dangleberry
Amen 🙏🏿
so I don't do math anymore, so take a load off.
that is why you invented calculators.
When you count on your fingers, do you include your son's fingers? And does the Holy Ghost even have fingers, or no?
I'm going back to worshiping cats. They're better at at least pretending to be infallible
😇😂
"Arrest the rain.
Handcuff the wildfire.
Take the flood to court.
Give the clouds a suspended sentence.
Dress the heatwave in an orange jumpsuit.
Sentence the melting ice to 10 years in the cooler.
These forces of nature are just causing trouble - don't listen to them."
I don't think it's asking that much, we've been good, relatively speaking.
I'm just saying you might want to let fly with a handful of small-time, shall we say, mini-smitings, to get warned up, for the real showstopper.
please-say-yea-please-say-yes
Promises down the line just like Trump.
😊
ramen.
I mean you're writing on social media is kind of entertaining, but I'm talking about the rest of it
https://bsky.app/profile/icerafter.bsky.social/post/3ldjwdauov22o
I remember when it took 600 years to fix Egypt and the last time...
Okay maybe that's a bit too dark
Yours truly,
Abigasssinner
@gordor97.bsky.social
(She has sicced her lawyers onto a tiny theatre company that planned to a satirical show about her break dancing at the Olympics, got them to can it, then sent a demand for $10k. If that doesn't deserve a little smiting, I don't know what does...)
Using the ol, first ones free second ones gonna cost you... Model?
Whom did you smite? No one major.
JS.
BOO on you, God! BOOOOOOO!!