The "sack of coal" thing is a funny joke to manipulate the behaviour of children, until you've lived through a period of living in a house with a fireplace but being so poor you actually wanted that for Christmas.
I was hoping for a small incendiary device to mail to the TX lege next month, but I'd settle for a stink bomb that was anywhere close to being as noxious as the legislation they've got planned for the coming session...
The same things, I'd expect. God, you know you were a little crazy until Jesus came on the scene, so what's it like to have you die in another body? are we really made in your image? You could have made us better, smarter, but then people would believe you less, so good job anyway.
Probably nothing, I asked him to rip his twin brother out of power.
I promised not judge him by his ingrown hooves, if he ended President Musk's life in a firey Tesla accident
🤞 Here's hoping!!🤞
Every year I buy myself a book to read on Christmas Day. I haven't got down to my name yet on my List. sigh. (The kids and I will celebrate in spring, once the passes are clear and we can all gather. Closer to the real time of birth for your kid.
Have you ever noticed that Donald Trump looks like Heat Miser from the 1974 Rankin and Bass Christmas Special? The same fiery hair, orange glow, talking bullshit and a knack of making everything about himself. Oh..yeah..he was also trying to fuck up Christmas for everyone.
#christmasmeme #democrat
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2. Don Jr. being arrested in a cocaine sting.
3. See #1.
(Satan is a Hebrew word meaning accuser or prosecutor. It should not be conflated with the devil of the new testament.)
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Same letters
Fire/fireplace
Wears red(depends on your version of Satan)
Both punishes bad people
Both have "lived" forever.
🤔😏🤣
#satan #santa #christmas🎄💙
He explained that you simply look for patterns. 😲
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Should I?
(more CEO death)
He got kicked out of his house for having free will and questioning his dad. I can kinda relate to that, lmao.
Pure evil.
Trust me. He’s the choice son.
I promised not judge him by his ingrown hooves, if he ended President Musk's life in a firey Tesla accident
🤞 Here's hoping!!🤞
I usually ask for World Peace.
#christmasmeme #democrat
(The other 2 were water, & sound/acoustics)
Both things are abbhorant to me.
(In this ones case it prefers Def Leppard!)
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You're getting socks.
But they'll always be toasty warm.
Like MAGA people. Not sure what it is cringe tho.