What a big miss for God. This is a classic Christmas movie, with one of the legends of civilization as a whole.
Put that cookie down...just put it down..... 😔
I did one standby with Turboman flying on set at Universal and one out at Red Rocks. Stuntmen and one woman, and they are the REAL stars!!! They work hard!!!
Everything I’ve seen on it is just about how people are sick of the rock, I have no issue with him other than I’m jealous of his physique lmao. It be worth a watch I take it?
"Two in the pink slurry drink 1743491 in the stinks. Keep Christ out of xmas ya filthyfatshitfascist animalfucker!" - Abraham Lincoln
Prolly.
Definitely.
Maybe.
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It reall git gud
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If it's streaming on Caelum Prime or CaelumFlix and you don't mind subtitles (though you probably don't need them if you still have the assembly instructions for the Tower of Babel), might I recommend a 7yr old French Christmas movie? Works more for grown ups than kids... https://youtu.be/NnVXfBP-_D4?si=s4gKMUpo_vA92Otz
“This mountain is pure snow! Do you know the street value of this mountain?”
“C’mon man it’s Christmas Eve and I don’t want to miss this monster egg nog my brother makes using lighter fluid. You have been staring down there for hours; thanks Lane” [slaps on back causing Lane to fall down the K-12]
LOVE IT! And I believe it was the last movie Phil Hartman was in… he did do the voice-over in Toy Soldiers, which sucked, but “Jingle All the Way” really showcased both Hartman & Arnold’s range and talent… and man did I mourn Phil’s passing; such a tragedy.
That's just commercialism with a wrapping of "you don't love your kids unless you get them the coolest new toy" that hard uturns near the ends. You know. After the kid has the toy.
Muppet Christmas Carol all the way. Scare the rich into helping the poor with songs and dancing.
Like, how does "I'm going to get you this toy" fix the problem of "I fail to show up for you regularly because I'm more obsessed with being a great salesman than I am concerned that my kid is growing up with a toxic father figure."
Jingle all the Way is always on our yearly watch list. Glad you have finally had the treat of the chaos, the campiness, the Arnold/Sinbad synergy. Watched it in theaters way back when.
Jingle All The Way? Okay, sure, if you’re into slapstick nonsense. But let’s get real—Die Hard is the true Christmas classic. Nakatomi Plaza, Hans Gruber, and a no-nonsense hero? That’s what Christmas is about, folks. Not action figures!
Look, I never said it wasn’t okay to like something else, C Leonard, but let’s be honest—Die Hard is a classic for a reason. It’s got all the thrills, the action, and a real hero. I get it, not everyone wants to watch a movie where there’s actually something at stake. But hey, that’s your choice.
Look, I never said you shouldn’t have your own preferences—absolutely, it’s your choice. And being pro-choice means not just for politics, but for all things. And when it comes to Christmas movies, Die Hard wins—no question. It’s about the stakes, the action, and a hero who does something.
I saw this in 1996 at a theater in South Korea when I was *desperate* for any English-language entertainment. Still hated it. Wasn’t that desperate, apparently.
Jingle All the Way has been my favorite Christmas movie as an adult. As a parent now for nine years, my wife and I instilled the tradition to watch the movie every Christmas Eve and wrap any-last gifts.
This movie affected me on a deep psychological level. If you say you're getting a TurboMan to your kid, you gotta try your best to get the fucking TurboMan.
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Controversial I guess, but I can't stand it. I even turn the channel over when the Asda advert is on.
Put that cookie down...just put it down..... 😔
“Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen, Comet Cupid Donner Blitzen!”
😂
According to this list from the New York Times, “Eyes Wide Shut” is *also* a Christmas movie, which I was unaware of until today 🤷♀️
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Maybe.
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Psuh
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...but your taste in movies is questionable. 😆
I can’t believe you deprived yourself for so long God.
“C’mon man it’s Christmas Eve and I don’t want to miss this monster egg nog my brother makes using lighter fluid. You have been staring down there for hours; thanks Lane” [slaps on back causing Lane to fall down the K-12]
Merry Christmas god
Muppet Christmas Carol all the way. Scare the rich into helping the poor with songs and dancing.
PUT IT ON THE LIST!
https://youtu.be/Xcji0OCOSkE?si=TquLY1Zp0B5FNWKA
Laughed my arse off till I fell over.
As a dad myself now I’m seeing this film through a completely new lens now that it’s 5x greater now.
🎁 💝 🧧 🎁
You are the Best.
And for Your promises.
https://youtu.be/NnVXfBP-_D4?si=s4gKMUpo_vA92Otz
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It's still surprisingly unknown considering how good it is.
Get in now before the inevitable Hollywood remake.