Good news they’re still gonna saw off my bones on Thursday - ThreadSky

boozybadger.bsky.social • 88 days ago

Good news they’re still gonna saw off my bones on Thursday

There it is. My surgeon just called me and wants me to come into the office today to determine if we can still move forward with the surgery or not.

Comments

sabazinus.bsky.social•88 days ago

Good. You have far too many bones as it is.

lartist.bsky.social•88 days ago

I’m unsure what exclamation to use? How about “Hip! hip! Hooray!” ;)
(I lied. I totally know what to use ;) )

cageyratfish.bsky.social•88 days ago

Yay!! hoping for a great outcome & speedy recovery!

cyberiantig3r.bsky.social•88 days ago

weatherfox64.bsky.social•88 days ago

Glad to hear it’s still on schedule!

spaceotty.bsky.social•88 days ago

Looking forward to the shorter but no less shouty badger.

kennykitsune.bsky.social•88 days ago

*huggles gently and pets softly*

ambercoyote.bsky.social•88 days ago

We will have you rebuilt. Stronger. Faster. Angrier than before. The RoboBoozy is upon us.

bluenoselibrarian.bsky.social•88 days ago

Seems weird to be saying "yay!" to this, but in context - yay to not having to wait much longer!

imagine0enigami.bsky.social•88 days ago

SHIT YES.

whaletheboar.bsky.social•88 days ago

Hell yeah, I’ll drink a screwdriver to your new hip.

gull.scot•88 days ago

jaysartcorner.bsky.social•88 days ago

Sounds like the bone saw is ready.

pbergs.bsky.social•88 days ago

Your WHAT now? 🤣

boozybadger.bsky.social•88 days ago

Oh yeah a hip replacement is basically sawing off a piece of my femur and then hammering a piece of metal into the part that’s left

pbergs.bsky.social•88 days ago

OH. Yeah, ok; that scans. Best wishes at the chop shop, then!

lizardky.bsky.social•88 days ago

Hope you don't roll high for humanity loss and cyberpsychosis!

ezratoonuki.bsky.social•88 days ago

It's less hammering and more screwing it in. It has the teeth and everything! My partner has had both hips replaced and recovery isn't bad. Expect lots of cat time. :)

atomiclobstar.bsky.social•88 days ago

My brother is on the list for a hip replacement too

syrcaid.bsky.social•88 days ago

Oooh, cyborg time!

sarxory.bsky.social•88 days ago

Woo! You get to find out first hand why they were called sawbones, once upon a time.

pandez.bsky.social•88 days ago

Youre having your bone removed???
...
Oh bones.. the hip thing...

I was afraid there would be no more Badger bone pics 😘

babsiwuff.bsky.social•88 days ago

Fred will always be there. He’s quite attached to Boozy.

babsiwuff.bsky.social•88 days ago

Do you get to keep your sawed off bones and if so can I have one?

oneiriccanid.bsky.social•88 days ago

Yay! Bone-sawing!

wolfsatyr.bsky.social•88 days ago

Replacing faulty bones with improved ones! Like really just a visual comparison between the two designs makes me wonder how we ever went into production like this.

kudilu.bsky.social•88 days ago

Yay!

camstonefaux.bsky.social•88 days ago

“Boozy Badger’s brand Bone Broth” comes immediately to mind… with 50% more fine print legal disclaimers on each label. Although if you say that brand name- three times real fast, bonus if you say “Brothel.”

Boozy Badger’s brand Bone Brothel…
Boozy Badger’s brand Bone Brothel…

Hip, hip… hurrah!

vmagsfox.bsky.social•88 days ago

fluffywoofles.bsky.social•88 days ago

Keep the spare parts never know when you'll need them.

novakorpov.bsky.social•88 days ago

Do you get to keep them?

novakorpov.bsky.social•88 days ago

They're your bones, you should get to keep them

petermsmiths.bsky.social•88 days ago

They’re medical waste. They’re ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

wolfenred.bsky.social•88 days ago

Yeah, and if you saw the X-ray he posted, you wouldn’t keep it either. 😬

aerinravage.bsky.social•88 days ago

*me, unashamedly curious, scrolling the Media tab looking for hidden bone pics*

Ok, that's a nice pic, but what does that have to do with hip surgery?

*scrolls*

OooooooooooOOOooohhh!

Best of luck with the surgery!