There is a certain level of brilliance that cannot, no, must not be achieved. If it is, we will all fall into blissful hedonism and perish. I want them even more now.
On the train, a can of egg pringles in hand, I contemplate the state of the world.
With teary eyes, I open the can and unleash its putrid scent over the train car
People are throwing up, jumping out of the moving train, begging me for mercy
My eyes void of compassion, I consume Egg on the train.
I dunno...could you imagine that deviled egg boat possibilities tho?
I could.
I AM.
Would demolish.
Damn, now I gotta make some tiny-ass deviled egg dinghys in the morning*.
#BigCoopWINSAGAIN
*it ain't the size of the egg ship, it's the seasonin'
TBF if this is a quality product, it is just made of real eggs. They just separate the whites and yolks and then they preboil the yolks so you can put it in another tube to finish cooking withe whites again.
It is very useful for professional sandwich makers etc.
Haha! First time I saw a “chub” of hard boiled egg was in 1985 when I worked at Jack in the Box and prepped chef salads. It grossed me out then and it still does!
Any product with presliced eggs like sandwhiches or plates of sliced eggs at a buffet use these. You can tell, when all the slices have the same diameter.
The Japanese have invented a great many things; Godzilla, Mario, square watermelons, used panty vending machines....... But I fear this time, they have gone too far.
Also, the ai-generated response when reverse searching that image came back with "boiled egg stick." I'm speechless, but I wouldn't be above testing it out.
OK, but let me introduce to you, hurricane popcorn. If you have a cost plus world market anywhere near you, you can get it there. It will change your popcorn consumption for the better. (They also have a website called hurricane popcorn)
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Like, the rich people food?!
With teary eyes, I open the can and unleash its putrid scent over the train car
People are throwing up, jumping out of the moving train, begging me for mercy
My eyes void of compassion, I consume Egg on the train.
Now, if we combine Cup O'Bacon with Canister O'Eggs....
Come on, people, this is a step too far.
An œuf is œuf.
I could.
I AM.
Would demolish.
Damn, now I gotta make some tiny-ass deviled egg dinghys in the morning*.
#BigCoopWINSAGAIN
*it ain't the size of the egg ship, it's the seasonin'
It is very useful for professional sandwich makers etc.
perfection
👏🏼
Brilliant
Just keep those snarks coming
Thanks for the giggles 🤭
That aside, you all might want to put a little more thought into the processes involved in the cruel & exploitive egg industry https://bsky.app/profile/justiceforall.bsky.social/post/3lj3sgoehrk2s
Also, the ai-generated response when reverse searching that image came back with "boiled egg stick." I'm speechless, but I wouldn't be above testing it out.
https://youtu.be/_4myjbiSNAA?si=yNp0IAKoE9XN5tyJ
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, Nah they got enough problems, come on back
They were always hidden running through a long pork pie in the Co-Op deli chiller when I were a lad.
if god made this then she misclicked
Can we get a little hot sauce packet strapped to the side of the container? Does R&D have the bandwidth for this…..
we can’t have a super jerry on our hands
I don't remember which friend said it...
Not this AI / overthrowing liberal democracy nonsense.