It’s that time again! The ornament on my mother-in-law’s tree that I thought for years was a surfing baby Jesus. - ThreadSky

racheleklein.bsky.social • 62 days ago

It’s that time again! The ornament on my mother-in-law’s tree that I thought for years was a surfing baby Jesus.

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evanyqr.bsky.social•60 days ago

I thought it was a whale swallowing a baby

sniffit.bsky.social•62 days ago

Nah...it's a blue hippo eating him.

croakacola.bsky.social•62 days ago

The lifelong Passion of the Christ.

croakacola.bsky.social•62 days ago

Apologies, forgot alt text: image of The Great Wave off Kanagawa with a crucified Christ on a surfboard superimposed into the wave. It is crudely shopped, and you were better off not knowing what it was.

vintagevegan.bsky.social•62 days ago

Hilarious!

lbp11.bsky.social•62 days ago

And now I can't unsee it.

muaddib4.bsky.social•61 days ago

And why not?!

themonorailtimes.com•62 days ago

My favorite part of the Christmas story is when Jesus said to the 3 wise men “Check out this gnarlh curl”

ghost7.bsky.social•60 days ago

You can't unsee it!

indorfin.bsky.social•61 days ago

How rude that they didn’t allow you to upgrade their ornament

heiditron3000.bsky.social•60 days ago

To me it looks like Cookie Monster deep in thought after taking only one bite of cookie.

liztrobinson.bsky.social•62 days ago

And now I can’t unsee jr.

soupcansteffans.bsky.social•60 days ago

Is it meant to be vaguely Yin Yang-ish?

tyler-morrison.github.io•60 days ago

🤘🌊🙏

writeplayrepeat.bsky.social•62 days ago

A logical assumption since they kept telling us he could walk on water!

retrodamus.bsky.social•62 days ago

That made me laugh way too hard! 😂

barrycrain.bsky.social•62 days ago

Tsunami unto me, O Lord

quetzalcoatl87.bsky.social•62 days ago

Sick af!

thosw.bsky.social•62 days ago

Thirty-three years later, some jeering onlooker still yelling “Hang 10!”

alexandratx.bsky.social•62 days ago

Ride the wave lil baby

handlethesenuts.bsky.social•62 days ago

i saw cookie monster holding a baby head

racheleklein.bsky.social•62 days ago

This has been a historically popular interpretation as well…

beefhusker84.bsky.social•62 days ago

And on the third day, the stone was rolled back, but he was not there. He was dropping in on a tasty nug.

danweiner.bsky.social•62 days ago

I probably would've cared more about religion growing up if it had mentioned baby Jesus catching sick waves like this.

seanom.bsky.social•61 days ago

It should play Wipeout when you touch it

fabia.bsky.social•60 days ago

Amazing. 🌷

nlbnpb.bsky.social•62 days ago

God gonna see you left. 😂

lovebug54.bsky.social•61 days ago

Now it can’t be unseen!

secret-squirrel.bsky.social•60 days ago

Can't be unseen

joerybicki.com•60 days ago

But I was told all was *calm*

fakerobotgamer.bsky.social•62 days ago

ngl for a second i thought this was going to be a post about some blue MAGA's homemade ornaments lol

zachzarnow.bsky.social•59 days ago

Cookie Monster raised fist of solidarity (and baby)

stephny.bsky.social•59 days ago

I can see that as a kid 😂

nikolina100.bsky.social•60 days ago

😂😂

andiii.bsky.social•62 days ago

why walk on water when you can shred waves bb

quicklycrocodile.bsky.social•62 days ago

overheard

stefanbucher.bsky.social•62 days ago

I thought that was a Baby Jonah ornament.

nancyspantsbelt.bsky.social•60 days ago

Bahahaha awesome! My mom was a cross stitch lady so after she passed I finished her ornament project!💖🎄💖 Soundtrack of 'Christmas Time in NOLA!' from one of my favorite Christmas albums by Louis Armstrong.💖🎄🎼🎶🎺

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