why is this happening? wrong answers only clearly the main suspects are DEI, woke, Obama's tan suit - ThreadSky

katie0martin.ft.com • 9 days ago

why is this happening? wrong answers only

clearly the main suspects are DEI, woke, Obama's tan suit

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kirkmurphy.bsky.social•9 days ago

Kids don't learn cursive.

katie0martin.ft.com•9 days ago

VERY good point yes
probably the tiktok

rupertstubbs.bsky.social•9 days ago

Too busy watching the latest Reacher

jasdevsekhon.bsky.social•9 days ago

The Deep State illegally resisting the elected Government.

kkubacki.bsky.social•9 days ago

Crazy cat lady has finished her tour.

patrickosgood.bsky.social•9 days ago

All the money went on condoms for Hamas

kevinedmonds.bsky.social•9 days ago

I suspect some deep state conspiracy, possibly involving George Soros and/or Taylor Swift

ralucaharagus.bsky.social•9 days ago

Elon still not 100% in charge of the world economy.

brianobrian.bsky.social•9 days ago

its the fault of Clinton's woke emails about DEI which she wrote in the pizzeria while wearing Obama's tan suit.

mikerobson.bsky.social•9 days ago

Fall seems to correlate with t-shirts in the Oval Office.

disappoptimism.bsky.social•9 days ago

The marketplace of ideas is reassessing its mid term strategy so clearly some realignment has to happen on values

invalid-handle.com•9 days ago

People just reallocating their assets in preparation, so they can invest in all the cool new projects coming down the pipeline once the one beautiful bill is passed or something

katie0martin.ft.com•9 days ago

i imagine a lot of people are preparing to invest in the Drugs Olympics. You can bet your arse the Drugs Olympics will have their own crypto

invalid-handle.com•9 days ago

Drugcoin?
$METH?

katie0martin.ft.com•9 days ago

$KET

rosamundi.bsky.social•9 days ago

I read that as $DEATH originally, and saw the ghost of Tommy Simpson nodding his head.

rosamundi.bsky.social•9 days ago

It's because of the abysmal winter the ECB* has had.

*England and Wales Cricket Board, who did you think I meant?

leftback.bsky.social•9 days ago

Joss Buttler dropped the value of crypto ETFs

fohf.bsky.social•9 days ago

Women still have the vote.

timmorton2.bsky.social•9 days ago

Failure to sweep forest floors

jaminatin.bsky.social•9 days ago

Hunterbidenslaptop

jomichell.bsky.social•9 days ago

Reeves' budget.

tiggertherese.bsky.social•9 days ago

Trump letting too many European Marxist anarchist softies like Macron and Starmer onto US soil in one week.

liam1408uk.bsky.social•9 days ago

Selling S&P buying Trump meme coin. Trade of the month.

shedcapital.bsky.social•9 days ago

Everyone has everything they already need

simonh77.bsky.social•9 days ago

It's because of the inverse correlation between the prices of stonks and eggs

clerenlas.bsky.social•9 days ago

Activist judge interference with government streamlining measures. Without a doubt.

katie0martin.ft.com•9 days ago

activist judges! of course! probably selling their stocks

tj63.bsky.social•9 days ago

Fake news s and p is up 20% since tariffs announced

fiveminutemacro.bsky.social•9 days ago

Talent being sucked out of the private sector into government.

zatapatique.bsky.social•9 days ago

the dreaded crowding *in*

t0nyyates.bsky.social•9 days ago

I think it's the Dems not being old fashioned centrist enough.

ukbababa.bsky.social•9 days ago

Those aircraft aren’t going to direct themselves

divyang.bsky.social•9 days ago

It's being shot lower by lasers from the sky that come from satellites controlled by disgruntled tech bros who worked at Twitter (currently known as X)

invalid-handle.com•9 days ago

It’s the asteroid’s fault

grovester.bsky.social•9 days ago

Kendrick’s half time show

tweet-by-sea.bsky.social•9 days ago

Easter egg hunts cancelled due to increasing costs?

macronin1.bsky.social•9 days ago

The US has won so much, they're just tired of winning.

matthewperren.bsky.social•9 days ago

Gay and Trans people in the military.

Female air traffic controllers.

Clear as day.

ewan.thekirks.co.uk•9 days ago

Not enough ex-retired old white men directing planes.

pauljdavies.bsky.social•9 days ago

Vaccines killed the masculine energy of the magnificent seven. And elite university graduates won’t come to work they want to stay at home and complain behind your back on slack that you’re traumatising them when you tell them what to do

sevken5088.bsky.social•9 days ago

Not enough “coding”. Not enough AI.

robogorillaman.bsky.social•9 days ago

Hillary

mgreenaw.bsky.social•9 days ago

Biden inflation!

Zelensky not holding elections!

Judges who should be impeached!

am I doing this right

katie0martin.ft.com•9 days ago

you are yes, all good suggestions

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