INAUGURATION GUIDE 🟥 President of the United States Elon Musk 🟨 Vice President Donald Trump 🟩 Assistant to the President of the United States J.D. Vance - ThreadSky

profhesham.bsky.social•48 days ago

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michaeljkelly.bsky.social•48 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/michaeljkelly.bsky.social/post/3lg6xsfom3s2g

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deeceetee.bsky.social•48 days ago

🤣🤣🤣
Sfunnycozitstrooo

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phantomyouth.bsky.social•48 days ago

Carmen Mar a Lago

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smilingmoosemainah.bsky.social•48 days ago

👏👏👏👏🤣

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steenee10.bsky.social•48 days ago

Does Melania have a funeral to get to?

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lindapal.bsky.social•48 days ago

Narcissistic psychopaths

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sethabramson.bsky.social•48 days ago

Side note: Melania really went for the supervillainess look

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bewellmarket.bsky.social•48 days ago

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bewellmarket.bsky.social•48 days ago

So hilarious

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samresist.bsky.social•48 days ago

💯

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el-zee-ethel.bsky.social•48 days ago

I had said to my brother, “Last time she went as Jackie Kennedy. This time I wonder if she’ll go like Eva Braun?” I wasn’t too far off.

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jameswestonson.bsky.social•48 days ago

I was gonna say "Addams family movie Extra" lol

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bigheadtales.bsky.social•48 days ago

Even Melania is hiding her face from the what will become photos of infamy in history books.

If there ever will be history books again.

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scbodyboarder83.bsky.social•48 days ago

Plot twist. She's really the one pulling the strings.

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grrlgotgame.bsky.social•48 days ago

She’s giving Boris of Boris and Natasha vibes…

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sun-sawed.bsky.social•48 days ago

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comtnwatcher.bsky.social•48 days ago

and Ivanka had a spy look...

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bettinastruff.bsky.social•48 days ago

I think she may have superglued her nostrils closed to avoid the stench of his farts.

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jasoncomfort.bsky.social•48 days ago

It’s from her Spy vs Spy collection available at Amazon and other fine retailers

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butterflywing.bsky.social•48 days ago

Fitting

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ghostofgroucho.bsky.social•48 days ago

The horizontal flat brim of the hat matches her squinty eyes.

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mrvwantsxtracheez.bsky.social•48 days ago

I can’t QUITE place her fashion inspiration, hmmm…

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thomasiiiweber.bsky.social•48 days ago

Looks like a funeral.

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joelrotenberg.bsky.social•48 days ago

It's a ludicrous getup, but the main point is that her eyes are hidden. She's hiding, and drawing our attention to that fact.

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alxindia.bsky.social•48 days ago

Not a stretch, for her.

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lorettachopey.bsky.social•48 days ago

Cartoon buffoon 🤦🏽‍♀️

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splattermonkeys.bsky.social•48 days ago

Something out of Dick Tracy.

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ellypirelly.bsky.social•48 days ago

The Hamburglar vibes are strong with this one.

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hooral91.bsky.social•48 days ago

That was my exact thought before I saw this comment. The hat is pulled L-O-W. What in the world??

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gr8scott62.bsky.social•48 days ago

She reminds me of this guy from MAD Magazine 🤣😂

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sardanicas.bsky.social•48 days ago

I get Berlin 1933 vibes.

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nicoladc.bsky.social•48 days ago

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socalmacias.bsky.social•48 days ago

Arguably dressed for a funeral

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arj0.bsky.social•48 days ago

Or is it really her?

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crimsicle.bsky.social•48 days ago

She apparently has no idea how stupid she looks.

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djmclean.bsky.social•48 days ago

Nazi Treasure Hunter look is back!

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js07073.bsky.social•48 days ago

She really looks stupid in that hat..

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flower4power.bsky.social•48 days ago

Attending the funeral of democracy?

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hpsevensong.bsky.social•48 days ago

She looks like freaking Lee Van Cleef in a Spaghetti Western…

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afmarsh.bsky.social•48 days ago

She stole the Hamburgler's hat

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shaquiuk.bsky.social•48 days ago

I keep expecting to see a Cylon red eye pinging back and forth under the rim... 😏

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tobygoodboy.bsky.social•48 days ago

She’s trying to hide

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pattypeace.bsky.social•48 days ago

Is she transitioning?

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maceybro.bsky.social•48 days ago

We sure it is actually her?

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sigmund.fellas.army•48 days ago

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thedeplorables.bsky.social•48 days ago

I guess it’s to hide her tears of sadness

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hegelsjh.bsky.social•48 days ago

Strong Xenia Onatopp vibe

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joellava.bsky.social•48 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/joellava.bsky.social/post/3lg6v4sf24224

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tegusheike.bsky.social•48 days ago

And don’t forget Count Dracula behind Trump who is evil understudy and gaming consultant to the President

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melissaott.bsky.social•48 days ago

Sure is peculiar how Baby Rump is about a foot taller than both of his parents.

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tysilios.bsky.social•48 days ago

It must be nice for the Maga fans to return and not be pepper sprayed

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historycat.bsky.social•48 days ago

Trump isn't VP. VP actually has a role in government.

Trump is rubber stamp to President Musk.

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greys1.bsky.social•48 days ago

Κατάντια για τις ΗΠΑ !

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fkdt.bsky.social•48 days ago

What a WASTE of time that this old FAT POS is doing that again.

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poacewave.bsky.social•48 days ago

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jon639.bsky.social•48 days ago

Trump neglects to place his hand on the bible when being sworn in. 👀

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jon639.bsky.social•48 days ago

Biden pardons family members minutes before Trump sworn in
https://www.nbcnews.com/video/biden-pardons-family-members-minutes-before-trump-sworn-in-229771333586

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jon639.bsky.social•48 days ago

Graham prayer, Mr. President there are times in the past 4 years that you thought were really dark...look what god (he meant satan) has done. Trump neglects to pray...🤮

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jon639.bsky.social•48 days ago

Now Graham is using the MAGA meme...

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cmcginty1.bsky.social•48 days ago

🟥 President Musk
🟨Assistant President Trump
🟩Vice President Vance

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mike-cracroft.bsky.social•48 days ago

Vance is just a trained monkey. I do appreciate Melanoma's hat to keep Stinky away from her!

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dcjane.bsky.social•48 days ago

I see Spy vs Spy was there

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gunnermir.bsky.social•47 days ago

Vance is Assistant to the VP surely

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nevergoingback16.bsky.social•47 days ago

You forgot the Hamburlar!

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lexvil.bsky.social•48 days ago

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debiturner.bsky.social•48 days ago

Baron must be 7 feet tall since the orange cockwomble claims to be 6'3"

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jtony898.bsky.social•48 days ago

Don't forget the hooker

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amylestoye.bsky.social•48 days ago

That evil Mary Poppins, though.

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leslieellemaria.bsky.social•48 days ago

I think you elevate JD far too much. Note taker? Robe holder? He's at the bottom, where everyone Trump sends. How on earth did he not learn from Pence?

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pintoman99.bsky.social•48 days ago

Elons bitch Donald, Donalds bitch JD.

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honey15badger.bsky.social•48 days ago

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nedyalkova.bsky.social•47 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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antidote-of-hate.bsky.social•48 days ago

Coup Guide: Traitor, traitor, and traitor.

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cheer-cheer.bsky.social•48 days ago

I love stylish hat but she looks like a 1920’s gangster trying to be incognito

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kayiso64.bsky.social•48 days ago

✅

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callidusdominus.bsky.social•40 days ago

Yeh, that was an accurate take on the inauguration. President Musk, Vice President Trump, Assistant to President Vance... How will it pan out?

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malea7.bsky.social•48 days ago

Melanie looks like I feel.

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silverhairdontcare.bsky.social•48 days ago

Don’t forget Carmen San Diego.

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nrunky.bsky.social•48 days ago

What's the point of him swearing on the bible, everyone knows he adhere to the constitution

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cheeseandbeanmelt.bsky.social•48 days ago

Don't forget the hamburglar front right

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lakebreeze.bsky.social•48 days ago

Purple tie?
Considers himself King.

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renerod.bsky.social•48 days ago

I’d say the green guy is VP Peter Thiel, and the yellow guy the court jester.

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swordsmark.bsky.social•48 days ago

What about spy vs spy beside trump?

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nomadicon.bsky.social•48 days ago

“What beast , his time come around at last , slouches toward the Capitol to be sworn”?

“The Centre cannot hold.”

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ladymargaret.bsky.social•48 days ago

They are playing Donny aren’t they…

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imho74928.bsky.social•48 days ago

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jfj1971.bsky.social•48 days ago

VP Jr. Or President in name only.

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insanechihuahua.bsky.social•48 days ago

Forgot to point out Spy-vs-Spy Melanoma.

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gamp410.bsky.social•48 days ago

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thedoodleabides.bsky.social•48 days ago

Pottery Barn’s Inauguration Day Sale—
FLOTUS Floor Lamp, the “Melanie”
Reduced to $19.95!! (limit one per transnational crime syndicate)

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thedoodleabides.bsky.social•48 days ago

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texasgeologist.bsky.social•48 days ago

Lincoln: “With malice toward none, with charity for all.”

Trump: “I am your retribution.”

And as someone noted, so begins the clash within MAGA world between those who want oligarchy to get to fascism and those who want fascism to get to oligarchy.

Trump’s official Inauguration portrait:

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donnacbus.bsky.social•48 days ago

Isn’t that his police arrest photo from Atlanta? Sure isn’t presidential.

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texasgeologist.bsky.social•48 days ago

I think they modeled the official portrait after his mug shot. But this is the real official photo.

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wendy1967.bsky.social•48 days ago

Makes your skin crawl...

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lissaa909.bsky.social•48 days ago

What is she hiding from?

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cocothecat.bsky.social•48 days ago

Missed Cokie McCokehead and the Black Spy from Mad Magazine

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citizenrma.bsky.social•48 days ago

Elon looks big mad he had to stand in the back. Just look at that scowl.

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zethican.bsky.social•48 days ago

He looks almost as miserable as Melania.

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legendarybitka.bsky.social•48 days ago

Vance looks like he smells something bad.

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nodrog.bsky.social•48 days ago

He must be downwind of Trump

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legendarybitka.bsky.social•48 days ago

That’s what I was thinking.

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commonsenseonly.bsky.social•48 days ago

I luv how there all dressed in black as it is truly a funeral in so many ways.

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theled.bsky.social•48 days ago

Cable Companies will know
Advertisers will know
Big independent TV Channels Netflix HBO HULU
will know
You will know
TRUMP WILL KNOW

Don’t watch anything Orange Jesus is on. Ever
No Inauguration
No State of the Union
No Press Conference
No Oval Office Address
Nothing
Ever

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