Yes, Hello. I’d like to claim my 345 roast chickens. I seem to of dropped them all simultaneously on my way to the store. What’s that, you ask? Why do I have so many? I think they’re neat.
Toby Fox's legendary roast chicken.
[Takes a bite]
[Makes a paper-thin attempt at pretending to like it]
It'th tho delithiouth, ewwell nepher want thoo thwallow it!
[Leaves scene]
[The sound of desparate spitting can be heard]
ENTRY NUMBER SEVENTEEN
ROAST ROASTED YET ROASTED
THE CRISPINESS KEEPS GROWING
THE FLAVORS CUTTING DEEPER
TURKEY READINGS NEGATIVE
THIS NEXT EXPERIMENT SEEMS
VERY
VERY
TASTY
...
WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK
Is this a reference to that one tale of the guy who threw his axe into a fountain and the mystical dog came out and asked it if the axe was the silver or golden one or however it went and the guy had to tell the truth over which one was his axe
Comments
*ba-dum, tsss*
I will not be taking a single one back, I am being very generous :D
three!!!!!!!!!!!
thanks for picking them up for me
His humor was defined by a comical excess of inedible food
roast chicken...?
[Takes a bite]
[Makes a paper-thin attempt at pretending to like it]
It'th tho delithiouth, ewwell nepher want thoo thwallow it!
[Leaves scene]
[The sound of desparate spitting can be heard]
i love mk8dx
is it that one? no, that's not mine
that one- no...
Maybe it was this one?
[Bu-cawk!]
What's it gonna be?
𝓡𝓸𝓪𝓼𝓽?
or
chicken
The entire world's inventory filled up with ?!?
...That is the extent of my cat puns...
a turkey?
ROAST ROASTED YET ROASTED
THE CRISPINESS KEEPS GROWING
THE FLAVORS CUTTING DEEPER
TURKEY READINGS NEGATIVE
THIS NEXT EXPERIMENT SEEMS
VERY
VERY
TASTY
...
WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK
My roast chicken is studded with precious gems