I feel like I'm wasting my potential by not starting a cult - ThreadSky

retr0.id • 103 days ago

I feel like I'm wasting my potential by not starting a cult

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I was voted most likely to “start a hippie commune cult” in high school and I feel like I didn’t live up to my potential either.

ovadex.isolinear.space•102 days ago

Start a religion. It's more profitable. lol

movielos.bsky.social•102 days ago

thedarkrattler.bsky.social•102 days ago

Just some Creed Thoughts for you for no specific reason

jrzygrl129.bsky.social•103 days ago

What kinda cult would you like to start? What are your cult objectives?

ennui.org•102 days ago

starting a cult, oh that's original

rotoscoptic.bsky.social•103 days ago

Verily

jazzrat2000.bsky.social•102 days ago

I'd say go for it we have several openings in South Florida

kenji76.bsky.social•102 days ago

Cults are hot here. You remember Yahweh Ben yehweh from the 80’s?

retr0.id•103 days ago

by the age of 30 your cult should have a "controversies" section on its wikipedia article

ultrarider.bsky.social•103 days ago

I got less than a year, I’m gonna need some help

pressdowntoorb.bsky.social•103 days ago

its a good time for it. loads of unrest and enough lies floating around that you can just make up a truth.

bretonrouge.bsky.social•103 days ago

Cults are so hot right now.

librariandad.bsky.social•103 days ago

Run in place for an hour… that’ll bleed off some of the extra

g.litch.art•103 days ago

wonder if the bluesky team have considered this as a potential money maker, something to consider

atl-james.bsky.social•102 days ago

Just tell us what to believe!

todepond.com•103 days ago

if youre interested heres a guide
https://slab.org/2023/03/06/how-to-start-a-movement/

retr0.id•103 days ago

I think I've got the dancing style down, just need to wait for my first followers to turn up now

mithos23.bsky.social•103 days ago

The dancing style has to be hungarian folk dance but it's sorting algorithms or I'm not joining

winterhope.bsky.social•102 days ago

Not recommended the amount of yarn throw up you have emotionally ain't pleasant

robwayne.bsky.social•102 days ago

I would be such a phenomenal cult leader.

jenxfreeman.bsky.social•102 days ago

Same. totally.

smugcat10.bsky.social•103 days ago

There are people in a cult.

I don't like most people.

This seems to disqualify me from being in or leading a cult. 🤔

jacobdrj.bsky.social•102 days ago

If you haven't had a 3-letter-agency burn your cult-compound down by age 35, what are you even doing?

tuzzio.net•103 days ago

how hard can it be?

ehababoud.com•103 days ago

I feel like I need to frame this

gperson.bsky.social•103 days ago

It starts with a pitcher of kool-aid and some ill-educated yahoos.

lucasvandijk.nl•103 days ago

Every time I watch a HBO doc on a cult (The Vow, Love Has Won, Breath of Fire, Synanon, …), I’m taking notes 📝

oweknow3.bsky.social•103 days ago

It does look really easy and fulfilling, I'll give you that.

lostinjonestown.bsky.social•102 days ago

Bruh, I never wanted to join a MLM, but I sure want to start one.

moosehb.bsky.social•103 days ago

hmjoinville.bsky.social•102 days ago

Never too late until you dead and even then some of the biggest cults are centered around dead guys.

rileyhoyt.bsky.social•102 days ago

Seems a viable strategy these days

deirdreday.bsky.social•103 days ago

It’s time-consuming and requires interpersonal relations.

msayger.bsky.social•102 days ago

I will join, but only if the kool aid is good…

roriken.bsky.social•102 days ago

You could always start. The cult of logic sounds pretty awesome rn.

pepperqi.bsky.social•102 days ago

said every AMERICANIZED wanna-be-orangeman ever,

.... while
terminally, fanatically, obsessed,
freakishly so,
till the end of time,
as to why ....

every bff soul mate winds up bailing due to being utterly repulsed by them?

knock yourself out, k?

shitpost.gay•103 days ago

i'd at least buy a shirt

retr0.id•103 days ago

"I joined a cult and all I got was this lousy shirt"

showerskittles.bsky.social•103 days ago

You definitely are

hexpwn.bsky.social•103 days ago

What would it be called?

thatac.bsky.social•103 days ago

It really is overrated.
Eventually you get bored with it, and it can't really do anything to entertain you.
Then you figure out a way to wipe them all out & move on.

Well thats my experience anyways.

alfeeney.bsky.social•102 days ago

After deep research I concluded you only really need a kick-ass designer uniform.

forgetfuloblivion.bsky.social•101 days ago

How about joining one? Maybe donating to one?

Could I interest you in the Forgetful Oblivion Fortress Fund?

lerler.bsky.social•102 days ago

I've got a lot of Svengali-level love bombing I could be doing rn

thenonreferentialit.com•103 days ago

You are starting a cult for the fame.

I am starting a cult for the tax exempt status.

We are not the same.

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