I'm pretty sure the Baloney Pony Hogzilla and the Big Bad Booty Daddy are a couple of biker bar musicians who only sound good if you have consumed a LOT of beer.
My husband actually has a very small amount of Native American heritage, like a combined 1/16th. He is very very red tan and has very thick and straight dark brown hair.
No, he isn't related to any Cherokee princesses.
How you can claim half with thin blonde hair, wtf?
That's kinda what I'm talking about. Where I'm from, a lot of people fetishize NA heritage and use it as a cover for racism, but there are a lot of people with mixed heritage that are indeed quite diverse. I suspect just this guy's the former not the latter.
And that's not enough to actually be Navajo, as I understand it. You have to be a member of the tribe, not just descended from someone who was. And membership carries responsibilities
I am not part of a tribe, I just remember reading a member complaining that there is no sense in claiming to be half [whatever tribe]. Blood isn't enough
My grandmother was Jewish, so it made sense. You can't be Jewish without knowing the practices of your community, whether you practice or not
My brother met someone who jokingly said that having a maternal grandmother who was Jewish would make me Jewish enough to be "a nice Jewish girl to bring home to his mother", but it was a comment on how desperate his mother was for him to marry (and have kids), not on my actual qualifications🤣
I still trying to figure out half-Navajo on great-grandmother’s side. So, his grandmother would be a quarter. His mother would be an eighth. He is 1/16th. The tribe’s decision whether he’s a member or not, absolutely. He’s “feisty” though? Weird at best, racist most likely
What "Big Bad Booty Daddy" actually means is he has pics of all those things that he will totes buy when he finds gold down the abandoned mine next door.
In the meantime he offers grey hair, no chin, body odour, and the worst sex imaginable.
The smiliey isn't hiding the bottom of your face, my guy, and that part is saying you have no right to call anyone a used up hag. But even worse than your face is your personality.
Always tough to decide if it's a humiliation fetish or they've given up, knowing no woman will ever desire them, so they play the "you can't fire me, I quit" gambit.
At best that would make him 1/8. Unless he meant that his great-grandmother was 1/2, then he would be 1/16. The real question is why include that information at all. My bet is that he is another one of those family myth "My great-grandmother was a Cherokee princess." people. 😒
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Really, it should be a U-TURN ALLOWED sign.
No, he isn't related to any Cherokee princesses.
How you can claim half with thin blonde hair, wtf?
Why are such "high quality" men like this so dumb?
My grandmother was Jewish, so it made sense. You can't be Jewish without knowing the practices of your community, whether you practice or not
Also, he’s an ass.
Scott Steiner is gonna have to sue this man for gimmick infringement
also being a specific ethnicity or race does not make you "firey" being a POS makes you an asshole though
I'm guessing the rest of his post is about as legit as that math.
I got mine and our kid's ancestry done. Not one drop and the dumbass still doesn't believe it.
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In the meantime he offers grey hair, no chin, body odour, and the worst sex imaginable.
K-Kid Rock? Is that you??
So … one-eighth Navajo, then. 🤦♂️
He likely has grandchildren older than the very young women he wants.
Either way, he wouldn't be half Navajo.
He's either 1/8 Navajo or 1/16.
And does he mean his great grandmother was half Navajo? Because that would not make him half Navajo. I’m not guessing math is his strong suit.
There's not much of it, but it's all mine.
Quelle surprise.
Maybe he means his great-grandmother was half Navaho 🙅🏻♀️