For the first time in history, we can proudly show you a DOUBLE German bollarding. This has NEVER been seen before so congratulations to us. #WorldBollardAssociation - ThreadSky

worldbollardassoc.bsky.social • 13 hours ago

For the first time in history, we can proudly show you a DOUBLE German bollarding. This has NEVER been seen before so congratulations to us.
#WorldBollardAssociation

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johnbloorprint.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Of course it's a BMW

darlingd53.bsky.social•10 hours ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

cath-ode.bsky.social•2 hours ago

But I also love this one @l1zz1e.bsky.social

steperrin.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Is this about up the Reeperbahn?

adrianmjo.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Synchronized Stupidity!

hurdtohandle.bsky.social•8 hours ago

kernelleak.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Kinky! :P

coleen.top•9 hours ago

bravo!

urbantom.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Extra points for both rear wheels. Or does that count less due to the lack of damage?

bzmac.bsky.social•6 hours ago

I should think there's lots of damage to the undercarriage

urbantom.bsky.social•5 hours ago

It looks like the light-colored car was only lifted onto its tires. That seems harmless to me. But I am not a mechanic.

bzmac.bsky.social•4 hours ago

🤔

redcosmonaut.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Excited beyond reason to find this superb account here - since leaving Shitter, I've missed it sorely! Binge bollarding coming up this morning!

tgmnsch.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Bollarding should become an olympic discipline.

moll.dev•13 hours ago

Anyone need their oil changed?

petetheref.bsky.social•11 hours ago

@stuzipants.bsky.social I know you'll enjoy this ☝️.

stuzipants.bsky.social•8 hours ago

😂😂

petetheref.bsky.social•11 hours ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

wdgnw.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Rise of the Bollards!

this-is-dannii.bsky.social•10 hours ago

We have had these for a long time in the UK. So it happens alot. (The below article is from 2022) It still makes me chuckle when i see it.

https://www.kentonline.co.uk/canterbury/news/car-impaled-on-anti-terror-bollard-266838/

theangryepicbanana.bsky.social•12 hours ago

can't park there bro

alexpanchenko2.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Does it seriously damage the car, typically?

rholmes.bsky.social•10 hours ago

No, it will generally buff out.

frolleincortex.bsky.social•8 hours ago

It's not for nothing you should only apply the jack to certain points...

alexpanchenko2.bsky.social•2 hours ago

My point exactly.

conjugateprior.org•9 hours ago

Defective bollard algorithms or... the BOLLARDARITY

blagueplague.bsky.social•9 hours ago

they only do this when they're stressed

marcd72.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Right in the bollards!

zballyn.bsky.social•8 hours ago

peteer-ie.bsky.social•13 hours ago

I’s argue it’s a triple!

jshi3.xyz•2 hours ago

Does this hurt the cars?

haggiskiwi.bsky.social•1 hour ago

Only the first time

oloinsigh.bsky.social•23 minutes ago

😂

ambuss.bsky.social•13 hours ago

A double reverse bollarding no less

schlabonski.bsky.social•12 hours ago

And precisely the two car makes one would expect. Nicely done!

lurks-no-more.bsky.social•10 hours ago

A Tesla would also not surprise anyone.

schlabonski.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Nor would an Audi, Jaguar, Range Rover, Maserati ... but BMW and Mercedes do seem to be the most common go-to makes for people with more money than sense.

joergprante.de•8 hours ago

Germany: null points
L'Allemagne: zero points

stillpolitebut.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I love these pop-up varieties! Living in the wilderness the only bollard in town is in front of the liquor store, only because a couple of pensioners were having a bit of trouble. This is exciting.

germancucumber1.bsky.social•8 hours ago

🧐 looks like a triple whammy, the car in the back has both hind legs liftet. Thats some wonderful precision there 🥰🥰

loufioravanti.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Solid work! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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34020seaton.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Doppelwänkers!

oddo.bsky.social•13 hours ago

🤣🤷🏻‍♂️

nadadadada.bsky.social•9 hours ago

ever so grateful for having this opportunity, to witness a german double bollarding. it has been a true delight. danke schön!

guido-pond.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Silver one was just wanting to change his back left wheel. So carefully propped it up using the right wheel.

harry-is-human.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Please can you add alt-texts to your posts? Blind and partially sighted users deserve to be allowed to laugh at shite drivers.

jayyybird.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I'm not trying to be insensitive but I'm genuinely curious, if someone is unable to see an image that is already that big and clear then how would they be able to read the alternative text? Or am I missing something

vaijns.de•11 hours ago

There's screen readers that they can use to read it for them

jayyybird.bsky.social•10 hours ago

That makes a lot more sense now, thank you!

natanael.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Bonus point for sighted readers - alt text makes images searchable!

boubayaga.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Mute words will also be filtered out, so you won't accidentally smuggle content that your friends don't want to see past their filters

vaijns.de•7 hours ago

Actually didn't know about that but that's very cool!

davidreiss.bsky.social•11 hours ago

And that’s also the reason, why Alt text should be used in the feature and not as a comment. The comment gets lost, while screen readers pick up the description at the right point..

anymouse.bsky.social•13 hours ago

In the distance, a full car park. In the foreground, a series of bollards which lift out of the pavement. Side-by-side are a car entering and a car leaving, lifted up on top of the bollards.

huismanen.bsky.social•11 hours ago

One of them with both rear wheels on a bollard.

papillon19.bsky.social•7 hours ago

boubayaga.bsky.social•12 hours ago

A double German bollarding sounds like what you get your first night at Berghain

conkrete.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Only in the dark room

boubayaga.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Natürlich!

conkrete.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Do you know about the toilet monster

boubayaga.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I think so, but I've never heard the story be named that lol

conkrete.bsky.social•12 hours ago

One of my friends calls him that. When you go to the men's restroom and use the urinal this guy pops up and asks to be peed on, he's there like every night

There was a rumor that he was the owner lol

garygastelu.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Synchronized spearing 10/10

lnr.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Congratulations!

mzdt.bsky.social•12 hours ago

it's the four leaved clover of idiocy ;-)

straightarrow67.bsky.social•12 hours ago

It's a dirty trick. It's like crossing a drawbridge and then it starts opening while you're on it.

ramalina.bsky.social•12 hours ago

There's footage of a double-deck bus that was crossing Tower Bridge when it started to open. The driver put his foot down and the bus jumped the gap!

chrisroosh.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I wish those bollards were springloaded

mrhappyonbsky.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Munich, Oktoberfest area? (my amateur attempt at geolocating)

trontom3000.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Looks like it.
https://www.abendzeitung-muenchen.de/muenchen/poller-panne-an-der-theresienwiese-bmw-und-mercedes-heben-ungewollt-ab-art-1052964

mrhappyonbsky.bsky.social•12 hours ago

nice 😁💪

empexco.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Happy Double Bollarding Day to you

johnlarooy.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Can't wait for the copycats on TicToc 😂

seymourstrangely.bsky.social•11 hours ago

"double-bollarding"..impressive.
I can think of some politicians who deserve a double-bollarding.. 🤔

andyinafield.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Magnificent.

chidalgo.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Germans. Damn, those guys.

boulderopafiets.bsky.social•6 hours ago

clitcommander.bsky.social•11 hours ago

10, 10, 9.8

Perfect gymnastics!

mikebifulco.com•44 minutes ago

@hellosean.bsky.social hello Sean

sixty4.fan•4 hours ago

Impressive. We had a lady reverse off the top of an elevated mall parking lot, but it can't beat a duo.

paillassedesigns.com•8 hours ago

Ah those Germans. Always so precise and over engineered with redundant systems. Well done!

gunnargoldhair.bsky.social•10 hours ago

elshoggotho.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Kinky!

writerfrog99.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Is this like public art or something?

tomthetortoise.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Next challenge: two BMWs with one bollard. You know it's possible! 😉

boredaardvark.bsky.social•9 hours ago

@apiln.bsky.social

natalieg.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Delightful.

chicovirus.bsky.social•10 hours ago

theweatherboard9.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Uplifting...

danbannersbandanas.bsky.social•12 hours ago

supergoofnz.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Is the lighter coloured car balanced with a rear wheel on two separate bollards? That's proper skill that is!

matt-fitzpatrick.bsky.social•8 hours ago

That's Germanic efficiency for you

martinwoke.bsky.social•11 hours ago

You can’t park there Dave.

haggiskiwi.bsky.social•1 hour ago

Thank you for promoting 'Artistic Bollarding'. The IOC has received a proposal for this to be included at the 2036 Olympics.

horsegpt.online•12 hours ago

is this an art installation

execrable.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Took me a few seconds to figure out how that happens.

jefg.bsky.social•7 hours ago

What a coincidence, they even have the same plates!

foxinsoxuk.bsky.social•1 hour ago

You can't park there sir!

naffnaffbobface.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Only the best performances from the World Bollard Association!

horatiorama.bsky.social•12 hours ago

How did this happen?

yzerbaz.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I envy those lucky souls who were there to see the beautiful synchronised ballet performed by the bollards as they simultaneously raised the tosser parked vehicular victims to the sky as if to say "We are bollards. See us. Know us. FEAR US!" An inspirational piece of bollarding for any youngsters.