Trump: I think we should invade Easter Island. MAGA: Easter Islanders are demanding liberation! NY Times: Easter Island, more important than you think. Pentagon: Put together some invasion plans for Easter Island. Trump: Actually I meant Malta. - ThreadSky

prchovanec.bsky.social • 17 days ago

Trump: I think we should invade Easter Island.

MAGA: Easter Islanders are demanding liberation!

NY Times: Easter Island, more important than you think.

Pentagon: Put together some invasion plans for Easter Island.

Trump: Actually I meant Malta.

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exdinette.bsky.social•17 days ago

He's gunning for Malta because Playmobil is woke, I guess.

exdinette.bsky.social•17 days ago

Wait until he hears about Christmas Island.

fargaman.bsky.social•17 days ago

Trump wants to invade Easter Island? Sometimes it's not clear where reality ends and satire begins

timothy2223.bsky.social•17 days ago

You’re making this up, right?

mikemcintosh.bsky.social•17 days ago

Trump probably thinks that is where hobos get all their Malta Liquor.

bklynmichael42.bsky.social•17 days ago

Corto Maltese

dadwrites.bsky.social•16 days ago

Fake! He never heard of Malta.

adlaiobie.bsky.social•17 days ago

USAID paid for Ben Stiller to go to Easter Island!
USAID paid for Ben Stiller to go to Malta!
USAID paid for Ben Stiller to go to Nambia!

captbergatron.bsky.social•17 days ago

"maybe I'm thinking of Cyprus...no, Sicily?"

gramma-d.bsky.social•17 days ago

Bullseye!

nappnazworth.bsky.social•17 days ago

The natural next step after the War on Christmas.

annmaltman.bsky.social•17 days ago

LOL! (As if anything were funny these days, but you know what I mean)

jonsurgi.bsky.social•17 days ago

"You look at--they call it Easter--and some say Easter Basket--but I say Island. Nobody knows that islands--great for condos--are not baskets. But Easter--you look at radical leftists, and what happened to Easter and Islands should have never happened. So we're looking at it very Powerfully."

prchovanec.bsky.social•17 days ago

"Some ridicule Trump's Easter Island ambitions. But experts desperate to remain relevant point out that Easter Island could be strategically critical to keeping China out of the southeastern Pacific."

gramma-d.bsky.social•17 days ago

Hello. During the last tariffs, China oped up shipping ports, building warehouses, & setting up shop in South American Countries.
Hell, they made an ATM card that poor, 3rd world countries can give their inhabitants; where they use it to buy goods/pay bills. China trades there now, too.

zenzippity.bsky.social•17 days ago

LOL. The accuracy 😆🤦

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