I was joking (mostly) when I said this a while back on the podcast. - ThreadSky

pcsherry.bsky.social•34 days ago

Using a real Bible is a desecration when used by the Felon.

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mr-el-guapo.bsky.social•34 days ago

Lee.Greenwood is a pimple on America's ass crack.

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yankeedem.bsky.social•35 days ago

Anything for a buck. Trump is a self parody. A character in a book that Terry Southern should've written.

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carriesweet.bsky.social•35 days ago

Taking an oath on the Trump bible is the same thing as crossing your fingers behind your back.

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bdotms.bsky.social•34 days ago

He's taking the oath on Project 2025 really.

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kate-assisi.bsky.social•35 days ago

I would be surprised if he missed an opportunity to hawk merchandise. It has the added benefit of becoming part of the archives.

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phoebe1313.bsky.social•34 days ago

Oh brother, and swearing on the missing amendments 11-17 on slavery? 😡😡😡

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prairiecrab.bsky.social•35 days ago

I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free to say I can’t stand that goddam pseudo-patriotic mawkish song.

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lvnvrcd.bsky.social•35 days ago

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ms1968.bsky.social•35 days ago

BLASPHEMY!!!

Father, I know you're watching. Do something. Please!

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possiblykim123.bsky.social•34 days ago

On a stack of bibles.

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markro2015.bsky.social•34 days ago

Made in China.

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compokel.bsky.social•34 days ago

Pathetic.

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natnicnyc.bsky.social•35 days ago

Why not ? what does it matter ? his oath is meaningless whether it’s on a box of cereal or one of his stupid Bibles.

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tat1111.bsky.social•34 days ago

Just like our SCOTUS.

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tazgecko.bsky.social•35 days ago

We now live in a joke.

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joecopernicum.bsky.social•35 days ago

I hope he does… what a great symbol of oligarchy

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alexandraclimpson.bsky.social•34 days ago

Are there any naked fold outs?

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damanonthestreet.bsky.social•34 days ago

The "Melania" edition will be available (in a brown-paper wrapper) in the gift-shop Monday night...

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carlyoung.bsky.social•34 days ago

I used to love his music. never again.

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mksassy50.bsky.social•34 days ago

lol

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momsrule.bsky.social•34 days ago

A fake Bible for a fake president. 👍😵‍💫

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stuckwithafork.bsky.social•35 days ago

Auction to follow.

And I'm entirely serious about that grift.

It'd probably fetch millions with wealthy Cultists.

Signed "Inauguration Trump Bibles" going for thousands for the poorer Cultists.

It is the Golden Age of grifting led by the "Leader Of The Free World"

But nothing's free.

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floatippity.bsky.social•35 days ago

Oh you’re right.

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furmom.bsky.social•35 days ago

Racking in that cult money.

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joehesta.bsky.social•34 days ago

Of course he will. And then he'll have it shredded and sell thousands of pieces of Trump Inaugural Bible confetti.

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scrabbyone.bsky.social•35 days ago

How absolutely obscene.

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angerakuophd.bsky.social•35 days ago

Probably a copy where he replaced his own name over Jesus with a sharpie.

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randellc.bsky.social•35 days ago

So gross

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pitneyandamelia.bsky.social•35 days ago

I mean, he could take his oath on a paperback copy of Art of the Deal. I don’t think it matters, especially since oaths mean less than shit to him.

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floatippity.bsky.social•35 days ago

But it makes him comfy to think he’s god. Blasphemous.

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sherryobsessed.bsky.social•34 days ago

There's a reason I stopped listening to his music.

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catsjustice.bsky.social•35 days ago

He might as well, he’s not going to uphold whatever oath he takes on it.

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huntoon23.bsky.social•35 days ago

He will.

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adayinmylife64.bsky.social•35 days ago

Of course he will.

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agingwarrior.bsky.social•35 days ago

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beths2024.bsky.social•35 days ago

I honestly don't know how we are going to survive the next four years.

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pandoraslocksmith.bsky.social•35 days ago

Jesus wept.

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freefallingz.bsky.social•34 days ago

Well it's not a real Bible so he won't have to worry about it bursting into flames 😂

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hollyvolkman.bsky.social•34 days ago

Of course. It will be a special inauguration edition available at twice the price of the original.

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forrestnews.bsky.social•35 days ago

TOP 3 DEFECTS IN CHINESE-MADE TRUMP BIBLES: 3. Book of Proverbs in Individually Wrapped Cookies, 2. Moses Still Delivers the Israelites From Egypt, but Uses Temu 3. After Reading Trump Chinese Bible, 20 Minutes Later You Feel Like Another One. #gopphonychristians #lameduckdon

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e11eevans.bsky.social•35 days ago

Been waiting for Ashton Kushner to jump out for 2 days.

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rainwalkerak.bsky.social•34 days ago

I came here to comment on the photo, but I can’t be that mean to someone who looks that stupid.

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suritorange.bsky.social•35 days ago

This proves that Trump literally thinks he’s the next Jesus. And the dumbfucks that populate half this bounty believed him…? Damnnn as a society we have regressed back 150 years. A LOT.

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voiceofthesane.bsky.social•35 days ago

I said this when the damn thing came out. If he wins he would take the oath with it and then sign it and sell it to highest bidder.

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piperspetals1111.bsky.social•35 days ago

I’m surprised he isn’t making them use “The art of the deal”

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manysoulswithin.bsky.social•35 days ago

I'm surprised it's not with "Mein Kampf".

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caper55.bsky.social•35 days ago

I’m sure you were, who as a Christian would believe he would do this and evangelical people would believe this is okay. You know I personally would like to believe lightning will e involved. 🤷‍♀️😊

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tambria.bsky.social•35 days ago

I’ll wait for the reruns

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leslielyons.bsky.social•34 days ago

Not a real bible so won’t count. Hey why do we use the bible and say so help me god anymore anyway?

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fharriman.bsky.social•35 days ago

And THEN it will burst into flames...

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viberone.bsky.social•35 days ago

So this means his oath will be null and void. Well that's reassuring.

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alurien.bsky.social•35 days ago

I don’t see why it matters. It isn’t like he’ll take any oath seriously anyway.

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briankc.bsky.social•35 days ago

May as well take the oath a single-ply roll of toilet paper. It would have the same meaning.

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farmgurlkp83.bsky.social•35 days ago

They make me want to 🤮🤮🤮🤮

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isthisforrealz.bsky.social•35 days ago

Being ‘sworn in’ on a ‘fake bible’ would make said ‘swearing in’ null and void-just like everything he does and touches-null and void!

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darthfos.bsky.social•35 days ago

He might as well mindlessly repeat the words with his hand on a roll of toilet paper. He isn’t taking an oath so I refuse to call it that.

Jan 20th is his Oath Breaking Ceremony.

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kellina.bsky.social•34 days ago

And then that Bible will be up for sale.. the real board is how much do we think... 50? 100? 150k?

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dcockren.bsky.social•34 days ago

Wait I thought Jesus was going to bring the one he wrote. Fake news.

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strykie187.bsky.social•34 days ago

Fkn POS

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eheart.bsky.social•34 days ago

Trump’s a heretic anyway. Just let him disgrace himself. When he’s gone, he will be written in history as the narcissistic sociopath he is. His supporters will go down as the willfully ignorant and selfish people they are. Anyone can write history, not just Republicans.

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kungfucatlady.bsky.social•35 days ago

And then he can sell special limited edition commemorative inauguration bibles for even more money. Gross.

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zombievols.bsky.social•35 days ago

Lee Greenwood and his one song can go to hell.

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slick-50.bsky.social•34 days ago

Blasphemy 101

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drichards915.bsky.social•35 days ago

we need to look carefully for extra pages-- I suspect the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition will be doing the heavy lifting.

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oraleigh.bsky.social•35 days ago

This is so utterly ridiculous. I won't be watching tomorrow.

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mikemillennial.bsky.social•34 days ago

If it helps move the merch, he will of course do it.

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danielfee.bsky.social•35 days ago

At the end of the oath instead of saying "so help me God" he will probably say "so help me Me"

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douglitten.bsky.social•35 days ago

tRump wouldn’t care if he took the oath on a copy of Hustler from 1983.

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damanonthestreet.bsky.social•34 days ago

The issue Melania was in?

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blacklabstwo.bsky.social•34 days ago

She has the best naked refrigerator magnets of all the First Ladies.

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childishdogman.bsky.social•34 days ago

I was going to mention this as a joke, but I stopped myself when I thought about it and assumed that it was really going to happen.
When it comes to trump and decorum, it is best to assume the worst, just as you would in any realm of behavior.

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mainchirp.bsky.social•35 days ago

Perfect 🥴

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colover79.bsky.social•35 days ago

Maybe it is a copy of Moby Dick. Think about Fried Green Tomatoes movie

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peggyjs.bsky.social•35 days ago

Seriously?

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originalfutureman.bsky.social•35 days ago

And then it will be for sale.

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tvofyore.bsky.social•34 days ago

And I was joking when I once said we should worry that he’s going to invade Canada.

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woodenstares.bsky.social•34 days ago

Then he will auction it.

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isonope.bsky.social•34 days ago

He’d actually be better off swearing on a porno comic that he won’t grab anyone under 18

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isonope.bsky.social•34 days ago

HAHAHAHA

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kristikp71.bsky.social•35 days ago

🤢🤢🤢🤮

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moralpolitics.bsky.social•35 days ago

So Trump is going to take a fake oath on his fake Bible? That's a fitting spit in the face to both the rule of law and Christianity. I'm offended and I'm an Atheist!
https://bsky.app/profile/apparitionandme.bsky.social/post/3lg4p7gb3gs2c

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bigdaddydavey.bsky.social•34 days ago

Has anyone ever seen a frumpy trumpy bible? I always wondered if it’s a real Bible or something he concocted with hand-picked verses and such.

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rhonnie-72.bsky.social•34 days ago

His oath is worth nothing no matter what he lays his horrible hand on. He's lying.

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oper8or324.bsky.social•35 days ago

January 20th

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jayot.bsky.social•35 days ago

🤮

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chicago63.bsky.social•35 days ago

Vomit.

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tudiesilverbush.bsky.social•34 days ago

You gotta let the people see you using the product. 🤷‍♂️

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hayzemaker.bsky.social•34 days ago

He’s just gonna put it on the market to the highest bidder.

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pulsarcube.bsky.social•35 days ago

Is there a law preventing him from putting a golden TRUMP sign on the White House? Just asking.

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nickpelling.bsky.social•34 days ago

Guess how low he'll go....

Guess again!

And again!

Still too high!

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bredebee.bsky.social•35 days ago

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kenorunner.bsky.social•35 days ago

Like game-worn jerseys.

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guanadu.bsky.social•34 days ago

I figured he'd have his hand on a McDonald's menu to take the oath.

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bigpoison.bsky.social•35 days ago

Imagine if we all devoted as much energy to doing the little things as we do to Trump’s stunts. We make a difference AND we wouldn’t be nearly as exhausted.

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bigpoison.bsky.social•35 days ago

The “Great Testament.”

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jacktually.bsky.social•35 days ago

Might as well complete the circle of blasphemy…

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laladean.bsky.social•35 days ago

So gross, tfs, the festering sore is no chrisian.

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dick1973.bsky.social•35 days ago

marketing

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dg93023.bsky.social•35 days ago

I didn’t think that I would be at a lower point now than immediately following the election, but I am. Bummer.

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miketheknife007.bsky.social•34 days ago

ANY oath, Trump swears is insincere and corrupt. No wonder he wants to use his own contaminated book of blasphemies.

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dfada.bsky.social•35 days ago

Might as well be swearing in on the The Codex Gigas.

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louleoresist.bsky.social•35 days ago

Might as well. It's meaningless anyway. Not like he's gonna uphold anything anyway 😏😵‍💫

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nchmg.bsky.social•34 days ago

Then he can have all the pages ripped out and cut into tiny pieces, each to be sold to a mouth breathing MAGA for their last $500.

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tagillespie.bsky.social•35 days ago

And then he'll cut that Bible into tiny pieces and sell them for $29.95 each on his website.

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bluesugar322.bsky.social•35 days ago

not real oath then… not on real bible. remember he does this stuff to enrage us……it doesn’t matter let him.. we have better stuff to do

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annmcclay.bsky.social•35 days ago

God is going to SMITE him! 🤞

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palgr.bsky.social•34 days ago

Do someone read all prints in lower letters in TFG-bible?
"I do not swear to uphold the constitution of US of A"

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palgr.bsky.social•34 days ago

Not a valid bible then?

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marvstanly.bsky.social•35 days ago

And it can be yours for 4 easy payments of $99.99. Red Hat Operators are standing by!

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anneb41.bsky.social•35 days ago

If he does, does that mean it won’t be legitimate?

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stanrmitchell.com•35 days ago

I’m sure he will sell commemorative action cards afterwards, as well. 😩🤣

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iflysolo2016.bsky.social•35 days ago

Sell THAT particular bible for his fake bitcoin or whatever he came up with just because he touched it. 😖

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2scatterjoy.bsky.social•35 days ago

That Bible contains the Constitution, so will it be an even stronger Oath of Office to be swearing on the Constitution, to uphold the Constitution? 🤔😅

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2scatterjoy.bsky.social•35 days ago

He used a literal STACK of Bibles the first time, didn't uphold the Oath of Office, and didn't get penalized for it, either.

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realgoodtrouble.bsky.social•35 days ago

Musk will be holding the Bible while Trump takes the oath. 😄

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realgoodtrouble.bsky.social•35 days ago

He is getting sworn in using 2 bibles, so he likely will be auctioning one of them.

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demfem2024.bsky.social•35 days ago

Oh get the fuck outta here!!! That means there will be a table put out in the Capitol rotunda for Captain BoneSpurs to also sell his price gouging tacky merch: sneakers for $400, gold plated necklaces "designed" by his 1st lady of ill repute for $300, and a fake diamond studded watch for $100k.

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wrbski.bsky.social•34 days ago

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astrid6.bsky.social•34 days ago

So, his oath will mean nothing.
He doesn’t get that the President works FOR the people.
His only reason for being president is unyielding power to punish and hurt anyone against him. And to fill his and his family’s pockets. That’s already started. Our country will be in the hands of hacks.

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