YOU GUYS. I typed “ducking” and it autocorrected to “fucking”. WE HAVE REACHED SINGULARITY. This is almost as big as when I ran out of shampoo and conditioner at the same time.
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Somewhere on the other side of the known universe someone, who could be your identical twin, has typed the word "fucking" and it autocorrected to "ducking", and that person is equally exhilarated at quantum physics.
Well, that’s a new one. Many of us on Bluesky at this moment could use your autocorrect for “ducking” as a default feature.
It’s safe to say you did reach SINGULARITY with the shampoo/conditioner usage! 💻🧴
That’s expensive. I’d rather buy one at a time so I can pretend like I don’t pay stupid amounts for my preferred soap. I won’t pay the same amt for a body butter that smells devine to me tho.
Feels like I could talk myself into it with the excuse my shampoo or conditioner costs just as much. 🤝🏻
no, seriously, thatz why I always keep a 2nd roll of TP at arms length reach in the bathroom at all times. Im not counting on small force of nature coinky dinky. I don't even want to it to get that close, nuthin less than a half roll. I got a pineapple problem..97cent for a ripe pineapple back to2/5
Please, remind/inform everyone to mail a FOIA request to DOGE as Sen Raskin has requested. Set up for a class action. Money loss is all that moves them
I can relate too well. Sent a duck pic to my overly conservative hypochristian MIL, and it ended up being "here's the fuck pic your son took."
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I know how you feel. My cat’s litter and food have run out twice in the same week now. I feel some higher power is saving me that extra trip to the pet store so I have more energy to handle the rest of the tom-fuckery. Duckery?
Yeah but I've yet to see a 10 pack of hot dog buns. On the day that I do. There will only be one course of action. That is a singularity that cannot be reached..
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Siri will oblige, but will beep itself when repeating those words
Not working for other words yet…
That was my last brain cell popping.
🦆Quack😂
Except
Out of the fucking blue I had to actually say “ducking”
And now it’s right back how it was 😭
It’s safe to say you did reach SINGULARITY with the shampoo/conditioner usage! 💻🧴
If so, you may have temporarily resided at the nexus of the universe.
Or my language is specific enough to transfer to each new phone I get...
That's going to leave a ducking good impression on me.
https://bsky.app/profile/axis-of-meh.wtf/post/3lkggorsmrs2d
Feels like I could talk myself into it with the excuse my shampoo or conditioner costs just as much. 🤝🏻
You RAN OUT OF SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER...
AT THE SAME TIME? 😳
You're fucking brilliant! 😳 How in the hell...damn!😳
❤️😂🤣😂
(And then disappointed to still be in this one)
Make it make sense.
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I responded, 'Eine Eule.' I had no idea what that was, but the answer was correct! 🤓
As I learned later, it's 'an owl.' Good times! 🥳