Gotta give Mark Robinson some credit, these are some GREAT sentences. - ThreadSky

bencollins.bsky.social • 280 days ago

Gotta give Mark Robinson some credit, these are some GREAT sentences.

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“I was really pumping the dooky chute.”

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andykarlson.bsky.social•280 days ago

Take a seat, Hemingway

drosgood.bsky.social•280 days ago

He just needs to last the night to F- over NC's filing deadlines, right?

livingfake.bsky.social•280 days ago

Ok this is the first one my eyebrows rose for

liane.bsky.social•280 days ago

Have mercy on the rest of us not mentally prepared for visual

ampersine.bsky.social•280 days ago

Mark Robinson walking around his wife's sister's place like

ange28.bsky.social•280 days ago

Cannot believe this is still here. I thought it was safe to look 🫣

unoservix.bsky.social•280 days ago

"i'm Mark Robinson and i approve this message"

randyfresh.bsky.social•280 days ago

this has been a terrible day to be literate.

arkenor.bsky.social•280 days ago

His marriage seems... unusual.

mirrorman.bsky.social•280 days ago

*sharpens the spoons in preparation of gouging out my own eyeballs*

troopek.bsky.social•280 days ago

Clearly this isn’t a post by Mark Robinson because , as everyone knows, the brothas don’t eat the pussy. /s

lars100.bsky.social•279 days ago

And I thought tRump had all the best words

bewilderbeast55.bsky.social•279 days ago

Man's a poet. Should write for MAGA.

cidmcdp.bsky.social•280 days ago

thefarmerjones.bsky.social•280 days ago

Still Green Day’s best album

pjsauer.bsky.social•280 days ago

When He Came Around

brittexkavi.bsky.social•280 days ago

Ok, that was really clever. 😂

jordantrenholm.ca•280 days ago

There's almost a poetic metre to this.

andytobo.bsky.social•280 days ago

I have to say he lost me at "I was covered in piss"

slyprofessor.bsky.social•280 days ago

No wonder Trump thinks Robinson is better than MLK. They both love the golden showers…

bewilderbeast55.bsky.social•279 days ago

He does make MLK seem rather staid

nslayton.bsky.social•280 days ago

Ben

marbach.bsky.social•280 days ago

Don’t you love when the stories write themselves?

nortonpearl.bsky.social•280 days ago

horseshoe theory

lowellvaughn.com•280 days ago

I feel for your crew at The Onion. How do you do satire after news days like today?!

wyvern.bsky.social•280 days ago

Do I hear a new columnist at The Onion? 👂🏻

"Getting Raunchy with Robinson" it'll be great!

gloomboy.bsky.social•280 days ago

I need eye drano.

markkrugman.bsky.social•280 days ago

He’s a regular Charles Bukowski.

antoniab247.bsky.social•280 days ago

Please pass the brain bleach...

britculpsapp.bsky.social•280 days ago

i for one cannot wait for his book deal

bewilderbeast55.bsky.social•279 days ago

Which won't be on the banned list in FL schools

4d3fect.bsky.social•280 days ago

Oh my

louisgray.bsky.social•280 days ago

How do I explain this to my elementary school children, Mr. Onion?

wvredlegs.bsky.social•279 days ago

It’s the question Fox News will surely be asking.

gofurther.bsky.social•280 days ago

Henry Miller rolling in his grave

bsulman.bsky.social•279 days ago

https://theonion.com/energy-secretary-just-assumed-cabinet-knew-he-did-porn-1819567134/

geoffreyconley.xyz•280 days ago

Okay some of these must be new sentences, right? Someone in the good place accounting department is grappling with one or two of these for sure.

geoffreyconley.xyz•280 days ago

Someone in the afterlife must be assigned to establish exactly HOW MANY points are lost for each one of these...

murderwizard.bsky.social•280 days ago

ai could *never*

dplaflamme.bsky.social•279 days ago

BlueSky 1.92, on an emergency schedule to be dropped at noon EDT today, will feature support for NSFW tags.

frostreads.bsky.social•280 days ago

I'm assuming this is all terrible fan fiction he's writing about himself, but imagine being his sister in law right now. 💀

stacyking.bsky.social•280 days ago

Thanksgiving just got a lot more awkward.

matti.town•280 days ago

Eh I’ve had worse

bewilderbeast55.bsky.social•279 days ago

And his wife!?

karenho.bsky.social•280 days ago

Ben.

jeshk0.bsky.social•280 days ago

there’s something so beautifully delicate about the prose of a horned-up pervert typing furiously with one hand

justinnikolai.bsky.social•280 days ago

newdealer.bsky.social•280 days ago

Know Your Carolinas: A Quick Guide:

South Carolina:
•Gamecocks
•Mustard-based barbecue sauce
•"Hiking the Appalachian Trail"

North Carolina:
•Tarheels
•Vinegar-based barbecue sauce
•"Pumping the dookie chute"

newdealer.bsky.social•280 days ago

Will they have to ban him from NC school libraries now?

erinbartram.bsky.social•280 days ago

From that lost Henry Miller novel Tropic of Greensboro

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