Not old enough. Weirdly. Shouted from their walkers, mainly. It's confusing. As Always.
Don't yell back, you may hurt the elderly. Just pat them on the head and say "sure is, friend, sure is". Then go back to making the world work at 42069 times less pay.
It's funny how first political correctness and then The Woke both completely destroyed all comedy during the exact same decades that stand-up became the biggest business it has ever been
Oh Lenny. I imagine the last time you made anyone laugh was when you dropped your drawers in front of…anyone else. Including your fern. Hell, even the furniture was probably laughing. Except the couch. It’s still too traumatized.
I swear to God, millenials are reaching " get off my yard" age. This is going to go badly for the fucking fools who think we are the age of our children.
God, these people. They're like the one guy at the office who stopped getting invites to the parties 'cause he wrenches every conversation round to his model trains. They've got nothing else in their fucking lives, except their petty, bitter, seethingly dwelt-upon little hatreds.
I've seen funny people who are outside of that a conservative, but the minute they try to make their conservatism part of their comedy, any talent just dies
When I was in social work, a client made that joke at intake and I decided to take it seriously, put helicopter down on the form, and warned him out services are meant for humans, but I'll be in touch, have a nice day
They don't get the idea that happy employees are more productive employees. Especially in creative roles, like needed for your paper. Its hard to be creative when constantly stressed out over stuff. For people lucky enough to have a job they enjoy, they work better, harder & smarter.
People who don't just fish for tribal identity chest thumpers and actually think tend to make insightful observations and be capable of juxtaposing their observations in a way that both makes sense and elicits laffs. Whodathunk.
wiktionary: Uncertain, probably from po, abbreviated slang based on French pot de chambre (“chamber pot”), after the distasteful expression anyone would adopt upon being presented with a full one. Perhaps similarly from pooh; perhaps influenced by poker-faced. Also possibly “poor-faced”.
Theory: If a "bad pope" follows, they might lose followers. Francis updated the church a bit. Would a socially regressive pope drive people away?
Francis has a good legacy. Let's hope the new guy builds on it, not just to hang on to followers, but because it's the right thing to do.
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Don't yell back, you may hurt the elderly. Just pat them on the head and say "sure is, friend, sure is". Then go back to making the world work at 42069 times less pay.
#nonviolence?
Millenials do not experience linear time
Char limits prevent me from listing the other ~100 R-Rated comedies these dipshits keep saying “we could never make today”.
"They won't let me say something".
Cool. Invent new ways to say it.
Never change.
Also Them: :Literally every joke is punching down at vulnerable groups:
Lenny sounds fun.
-Lenny
It feels like one of those terms whose definition varies depending on who is using it.
It’s greatest challenge these days is confronting the problem of often seeming too much like reality. Verisimilitude is its karmic nemesis!
*latest fad
is a Kelly label
We have to shut that fat…*checks notes* incredibly fit, extraordinarily handsome, and verifiably accurate over time mam the fuck up.
They recycle about six cruel and/or completely unfunny jokes.
The example I hear the MOST, up to now and into the foreseeable future...
I iDeNtIfY aS aN AtTaCk HeLiCoPtEr!
Because punching down isn't actually funny, and that's all they know
Don’t forget to smash that like button!
I keep meaning to sign up for the paper. I’m gonna do that right now.
Francis has a good legacy. Let's hope the new guy builds on it, not just to hang on to followers, but because it's the right thing to do.
there is nothing wrong with people having faith and community, but a King in any form is an abomination.
When your tight five is just slurs, you’re not actually funny.