Not old enough. Weirdly. Shouted from their walkers, mainly. It's confusing. As Always.
Don't yell back, you may hurt the elderly. Just pat them on the head and say "sure is, friend, sure is". Then go back to making the world work at 42069 times less pay.
It's funny how first political correctness and then The Woke both completely destroyed all comedy during the exact same decades that stand-up became the biggest business it has ever been
Oh Lenny. I imagine the last time you made anyone laugh was when you dropped your drawers in front of…anyone else. Including your fern. Hell, even the furniture was probably laughing. Except the couch. It’s still too traumatized.
If we’re brainstorming theories, Lenny, you may be discovering that jokes worked better before anybody, especially you, had to know your personal thoughts about them
I swear to God, millenials are reaching " get off my yard" age. This is going to go badly for the fucking fools who think we are the age of our children.
God, these people. They're like the one guy at the office who stopped getting invites to the parties 'cause he wrenches every conversation round to his model trains. They've got nothing else in their fucking lives, except their petty, bitter, seethingly dwelt-upon little hatreds.
He’s the same sort of idiot posting “you can’t do this today because of woke” under every YouTube and Facebook clip of George Carlin and Richard Pryor…..
I laugh when conservatives say that shit. They were the ones screaming and crying over it at the time and only started glazing it after they lost that culture war.
Yeah I remember as a kid when George Carlin’s “seven dirty words” banned on the radio because some turgid white conservative was offended his kids might here it. So “you can’t do it now” it’s because of Repug snowflakes.
I've seen funny people who are outside of that a conservative, but the minute they try to make their conservatism part of their comedy, any talent just dies
When I was in social work, a client made that joke at intake and I decided to take it seriously, put helicopter down on the form, and warned him out services are meant for humans, but I'll be in touch, have a nice day
They don't get the idea that happy employees are more productive employees. Especially in creative roles, like needed for your paper. Its hard to be creative when constantly stressed out over stuff. For people lucky enough to have a job they enjoy, they work better, harder & smarter.
People who don't just fish for tribal identity chest thumpers and actually think tend to make insightful observations and be capable of juxtaposing their observations in a way that both makes sense and elicits laffs. Whodathunk.
wiktionary: Uncertain, probably from po, abbreviated slang based on French pot de chambre (“chamber pot”), after the distasteful expression anyone would adopt upon being presented with a full one. Perhaps similarly from pooh; perhaps influenced by poker-faced. Also possibly “poor-faced”.
Advertising revenue. You see, when you're not run by a piece of shit who says horrendous shit that advertisers don't want to be associated with, you keep advertisers around and become appealing to more advertisers. This business insight brought to you by an Econ 101 book.
Well aside from the fact that you pretended not to recognize sarcasm (or maybe you really didn't?), flip to the second chapter of your Econ 101 book and see if advertisers care about content or about how many people see/hear the content. Second chapter.
Ah, okay, so we're just gonna play off brain-dead takes as "it's just a joke, bro"? Gotcha. Maybe if you have nothing useful to add to the conversation keep your stupid-ass takes to yourself 🤷♂️You aren't nearly as clever as you seem to think you are, bud.
Here's what's next. Your 'clever' snark fell flat. I said so. You're enraged for being called on it. You're already calling me names. That will get worse. Soon we'll hear about Hitler & Trumptards and then you'll block me. You people are like clockwork.
Ah, and now we're resorting to the tired "lol you're mad" defense y'all always jump to, too. I'm sure the all of 0 people who give a shit about the posts you post to yourself and the 16 people hate-following you find you really entertaining.
Theory: If a "bad pope" follows, they might lose followers. Francis updated the church a bit. Would a socially regressive pope drive people away?
Francis has a good legacy. Let's hope the new guy builds on it, not just to hang on to followers, but because it's the right thing to do.
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Don't yell back, you may hurt the elderly. Just pat them on the head and say "sure is, friend, sure is". Then go back to making the world work at 42069 times less pay.
#nonviolence?
Millenials do not experience linear time
Char limits prevent me from listing the other ~100 R-Rated comedies these dipshits keep saying “we could never make today”.
"They won't let me say something".
Cool. Invent new ways to say it.
Never change.
Also Them: :Literally every joke is punching down at vulnerable groups:
Lenny sounds fun.
-Lenny
It feels like one of those terms whose definition varies depending on who is using it.
It’s greatest challenge these days is confronting the problem of often seeming too much like reality. Verisimilitude is its karmic nemesis!
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is a Kelly label
That's really the crux of it. Comedy doesn't punch down. Ever.
Bullying is all about punching down.
If you think it's funny that someone less fortunate than you has problems, you're a bully. And The Onion isn't about bullying.
We have to shut that fat…*checks notes* incredibly fit, extraordinarily handsome, and verifiably accurate over time mam the fuck up.
They recycle about six cruel and/or completely unfunny jokes.
The example I hear the MOST, up to now and into the foreseeable future...
I iDeNtIfY aS aN AtTaCk HeLiCoPtEr!
Because punching down isn't actually funny, and that's all they know
Websters: "British
: having an assumed solemn, serious, or earnest expression or manner : piously or hypocritically solemn"
So it looks like this idiot is one of ours, Stephen attracts them :-(
Don’t forget to smash that like button!
I keep meaning to sign up for the paper. I’m gonna do that right now.
Here's what's next. Your 'clever' snark fell flat. I said so. You're enraged for being called on it. You're already calling me names. That will get worse. Soon we'll hear about Hitler & Trumptards and then you'll block me. You people are like clockwork.
Francis has a good legacy. Let's hope the new guy builds on it, not just to hang on to followers, but because it's the right thing to do.
there is nothing wrong with people having faith and community, but a King in any form is an abomination.
When your tight five is just slurs, you’re not actually funny.
After so many losses, us lefties needed one 🤭