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toomanymonkeys.bsky.social
He/him. I'm just on this earth to build a broad set of skills that I'm exceptionally mediocre at. Also to shit post. Icon by https://www.tumblr.com/garaks-padded-bra
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Oh, what have you done? You’re a man hand car door Hook hand car door gun

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

Very much like the Iraq War, somehow "I thought Elon Musk was a genius until a couple years ago" is now considered the more respectable and serious opinion than "I knew he was a fraud for a decade and was never fooled by him."

submitted 1 day ago • 182 comments

Guess they finally kicked Mr. Burns out of team ownership

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Severance fanart: Tabletop Team-Building Day at Macrodata Refinement! #severance

submitted 1 day ago • 44 comments

the cast of "House" (ハウス) [1977]

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

(Shania) Man! I feel like a goblin

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submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.

submitted 2 days ago • 150 comments

Hey @wtfoote.bsky.social is this a good time to do something like this or...?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

The firing of many Bonneville Power workers puts the reliability of our electric grid at risk, and it doesn’t “save” the federal government money because it’s funded by ratepayers.

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

The directors of #TalkToMe are back with a new horror feature starring Sally Hawkins. Watch the first trailer for #BringHerBack, coming from A24 this May:

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

I get all of my best ideas while watching old detective tv shows. They're procedurally generated.

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With alt text

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Trump take eggs Trump crash planes Trump close parks

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

In other news. (T-shirt design. Maybe)

submitted 5 days ago • 67 comments

Touching the stove isn't enough, I need them to touch the third rail

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

whenever people talk about anyone in the government upholding their oath to the constitution, I always think of the dave foley courtroom sketch where they remind him he's under oath and he is like, "oh yeah, and I wouldn't lie under oath.. not to 'GOD'.. lol"

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

Throwback to that time I put pontypool quoted with Frasier

submitted 7 days ago • 10 comments

I see people saying this sort of thing often, and quite frankly it makes me sad. The truth is, more people are making good adventure games now than were ever made during the “golden age” of the 90s. For example: 🧵

submitted 7 days ago • 140 comments

Finally implementing SQL in the government back end

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Some serendipity courtesy of @golikehellmachine.com

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

not only is it a perfect Sandman but it’s also a perfect place to take a nap www.australianmusclecarsales.com.au/cars/1977-hz...

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

I lost my mind watching The Gorge when the "Oh Come All Ye Faithful"/"We're Not Gonna Take It" mashup happened because that has been living unrealized in my head for years now. Thank you @scottderrickson.bsky.social

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Considering that judge after judge keeps finding this administration's actions illegal, isn't it time to file articles of impeachment? Just for funsies?

submitted 9 days ago • 27 comments

If you read all four KISS autobiographies it's like Rashomon for idiots.

submitted 9 days ago • 45 comments

Quote post with a beach photo, if you're in the mood

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

moistened by his own picard, or whatever

submitted 10 days ago • 13 comments

Aside from how fucking useless this whole LLM endeavor has been, I can't believe how soft of a curve they are grading themselves on. Wrong 25% of the time still gets a green square? We're just gonna say "oh hey, it got a basic fact wrong 1/4 times, that's pretty great!"???

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments