Straight jorkin a coup. - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

rckymtnmn.bsky.social•13 hours ago

I think Comer probably just came from a meeting with Lauren Boebert where she gave him a hand with a Bill.

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natalieanne.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Me thinks someone likes to tap his toes in public bathrooms.

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tbonewilliams.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Comer is a joke. He couldn't be more irrelevant. He has stared into that camera and lied to the American public time and again. He's all party and no country. Fuck Comer.

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edmorrish.bsky.social•16 hours ago

and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My potus

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deirdreassenza.bsky.social•15 hours ago

We’re all doing our best

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drmarvelljones.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Coup skeets for everyone!

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thisdej.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Underpants as crispy as his face.

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decapitalize.bsky.social•14 hours ago

He was trying to say "gin-up" but said "jizz-up" because he's been frequenting port sites.

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1strangeland.bsky.social•15 hours ago

thin skinned pussies...

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redshoe.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Madison Cawthorn told us the tea!!! GOP be jizzing in groups!

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tianaadams.bsky.social•16 hours ago

These people are sexual deviants you just know it..

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keritakahashi.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I believe in Japan it's pronounced "IiiKuuu...

Maybe it's now "iiiiCoupe...

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warblerfan.bsky.social•14 hours ago

My protest sign from weeks ago. It means “throw the bum out!” Anyone who has ever been to a bar knows that.

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warblerfan.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Comer been watchin too much porn.

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couponforpoupon.bsky.social•15 hours ago

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democat66.bsky.social•15 hours ago

“Gettin’ Jiggy wit It!”

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sapia.bsky.social•4 hours ago

If he'd posted his seashells on bluesky would that have been skeeting up a coup?

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theauntnanny.bsky.social•16 hours ago

"Faster, faster..... I'M COUP-ING! I'M COUP-ING!" - James Comey

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musicalhistorian.bsky.social•16 hours ago

If your insurrection lasts more than 10 hours...

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cawr57.bsky.social•15 hours ago

You took the blue pill🤣😂😅💙

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mylastgaynerve.bsky.social•2 minutes ago

😂😂

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getfitnbelean.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Donald Trump is a domestic enemy of the Constitution which I swore to uphold and defend. I feel I have no choice but to splooge up a big old coup.

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cliffdiver929.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Lol

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joedirtinthehole.bsky.social•47 minutes ago

Then this is January 6th

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burgawbill.bsky.social•14 hours ago

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snortingwoke.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Just make the cold civil war hot already so the rest of America can wake up and make a choice.

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luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social•16 hours ago

To what now?
😳

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thebonniesituation.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Skeet, skeet, motha f'cka

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debdo1968.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Jizz up a coup?

Is MTG going to come out of the shadows with dick pics ala Hunter’s laptop?

Because I don’t think I’m ready for this level of idiocracy yet

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vexatome.bsky.social•51 minutes ago

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vegangta.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Creampie Comer.

What a rascal.

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hawthornep.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Oh ugh

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ristray.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Sure, Cumer.

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ivyweber95.bsky.social•7 hours ago

1989: Pump up the Jam
2025:

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handofsteel.bsky.social•15 hours ago

'Two guys, one coup'.

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equaltojake.bsky.social•16 hours ago

damn, i have been doing coups all wrong. needs more jizz!

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zorro4zl.bsky.social•3 hours ago

"I mean, they're just really cranking it up, you know? They're constantly on the edge but never quite all the way there because they're saving up. There is no nut, that I've seen, that hasn't gone all over the place. And they're gonna continue to stroke it until it all blows up in everyones face."

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darrell40.bsky.social•16 hours ago

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turdhater.bsky.social•2 hours ago

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hotelalhamra.bsky.social•2 hours ago

Choking the chicken coup.

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evilgenius70.bsky.social•16 hours ago

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finzup13.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Wait what? Jizz cup

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nigel-murphy.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Do you ever get the feeling that the current administration has been scripted by the writers of the office?

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cawr57.bsky.social•15 hours ago

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jules1st.bsky.social•15 hours ago

These replies are hilarious 😆

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nittny.bsky.social•14 hours ago

You’re just now figuring this out?

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scaredykathy48.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I think Comer is reading some dirty books.

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gsus-tennessee.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Attempting to properly ejaculate a coup

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cawr57.bsky.social•15 hours ago

🍊😅😂

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runningsignal.com•8 hours ago

Give it a tug for tyranny

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danthiell.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Gooning a coup.

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bluelove8.bsky.social•17 minutes ago

Ahhhh ... the patriarchy, jizzin up coups left and right.
Should be a title for at least one chapter in school history books.

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tawnikondo.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Is that how coups are conceived?

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cawr57.bsky.social•15 hours ago

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aaronblackshear.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Honking a coup on bobo

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wango3.bsky.social•16 hours ago

They suck.

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eeeeeeruck.bsky.social•16 hours ago

It’s not like there were crowds shouting “hang Donald Trump”. But those seashells man. Imagine all the ways seashells can be turned into lethal weapons

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cawr57.bsky.social•15 hours ago

IKR!! One might think he has a sensitivity to Comey😉

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eeeeeeruck.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Stroke it Comer! Stroke It!

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greybirdmuse.com•14 hours ago

EW Comer... Get a room.

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dawookie.bsky.social•14 hours ago

did he say insurr-erection?

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signlady530.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Grow the hell up.

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katty-sladen.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Comer Pyle is a pro at jerkin' up bullshit.

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darindragon.bsky.social•15 hours ago

That implies the exact opposite medical problem that Hank Hill had *badumtssh*

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iznetro.bsky.social•13 hours ago

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filmfan75.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Yet on ebay you can still buy 8646 car stickers whilst Biden was still in office. Why isn't ebay being investigated?

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babayaga25.bsky.social•16 hours ago

They're really nervous about that for some reason.

Almost like they're afraid of how many people don't like them in charge.

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trentboswell.bsky.social•15 hours ago

They’re not afraid. Why? Because nobody on our side is willing to actually fight. They know it. What’s to be afraid of? I wish there were people on the left who understood the danger we’re in. They think they do, but they don’t. If they did, they’d fight.

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thetd.bsky.social•15 hours ago

RFKjr. just came out with a warning that “jizzing up a coup” with seashells can cause blindness.

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cawr57.bsky.social•15 hours ago

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hellorangoon.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Congress oughta subpeanits em

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knufyendor.bsky.social•16 hours ago

What a circle jerk!

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gregmartinsd.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Jizzing up a coup for that really slow-motion coup you want to have happen in about 20 years.

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david-stone.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I heard a woman named Sally sells seashells by the seashore where Comey was strolling. She should be arrested as an accomplice.

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cawr57.bsky.social•15 hours ago

😂🤣😅

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khyizang.bsky.social•10 hours ago

They really don’t like competition, do they. Don’t interrupt our coup with your stinking coup. Tight

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reasonsvoice.bsky.social•14 hours ago

We know what a coup/insurrection looks like.

We also know the MAGAs are always talking about jizz...

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daninthebox.bsky.social•4 hours ago

I guess you have different colloquial phrases if you go through life as a human thumb.

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disorderlybrdrline.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I just realized what this reminded me of.

It's jerkin'.

Canada is the new China.

#josieandthepussycats

https://youtu.be/mQ7cRCzzP30?feature=shared

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disorderlybrdrline.bsky.social•16 hours ago

No, no, no.

Those of us who want a coup are saying out loud it's time for a coup, like this:

"It's time for a fucking coup!!!!"

#coup #resist #elbowsup

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lakeithseinfeldfit.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Saturday goals.

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tdchrisman.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Not a magat ymca circle jerk?🤮

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paul.ofthenorth.ca•16 hours ago

James Camey.

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qualitypants.bsky.social•15 hours ago

what a load

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mamajkmcc.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Distractions

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oldshuck81.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I wish someone would assassinate him almost every day. In fact I'm horrified that someone hasn't yet.

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misterkojak.bsky.social•13 hours ago

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begtodiffer.bsky.social•16 hours ago

He must’ve had porn hub in his other ear

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tweeterreprise.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Two girls, one coup.

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poopsmcgee.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Jizzin ins-erections

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leftcoasteroc.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Like the one on January 6? Someone should ask Comer that question.

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thebonniesituation.bsky.social•16 hours ago

G'damn!! Awwww, skeet!

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williamthecat.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Not all coups have Happy endings

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goldstein.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Some kind of Ins-erection.

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themilfmag.net•12 hours ago

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goldstein.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Well now we know Schumer thinks about Trump's erection.

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avery.needs.monster•16 hours ago

she jizzup on my coup till i com

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james77099.bsky.social•9 hours ago

So what if it's a coup Trump already pulled a coup and he fails so now it's the people's term people are France from vivola America that's how we make America once again great
MAOAG

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falschspieler.com•16 hours ago

Yo, I'm keeping it chill, but "jorking it" ain't my vibe when we're talking serious stuff like South Africa. Claims of "white genocide" are mostly noise—courts in 2025 said they’re not real, and crime stats show farm attacks hit everyone, not just whites.

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priscillamaloney.bsky.social•15 hours ago

I am an old and even I knew there were better ways to say that.

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surprisedface.bsky.social•16 hours ago

That’s some master bait if there ever was one

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hereinohio.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Ewww

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jcwilder.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Pretty sure he's accusing Comey of being a fluffer.
Has Stephen Miller been fired already??

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chillipeppers.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Bit rich coming from a member of a party that tried a coup of their own. Have they forgotten about Jan 6? Have they forgotten about the insurrection attempt? Have they forgotten about 1500 criminals pardoned? Guarantee you the majority of the American public hasn't!!

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darthhellokitty.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Listening to the cantina band obviously

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meatieocre.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Gin up would have worked for his age. But he's secretly gay and it was a Freudian slip

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craigwinston.bsky.social•16 hours ago

They better not start talking about a "happy ending."

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dineyg.bsky.social•16 hours ago

FFS.
Fox.
Smh , ouch

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empathstoner.bsky.social•13 hours ago

😂😂😂😭

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ryan-walkasaurus.bsky.social•14 hours ago

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nunesgoat.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Fap d'état

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scottjenkins67.bsky.social•16 hours ago

🙄🤡

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ceceliaybmh.bsky.social•15 hours ago

It is the new hat.

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skythinker.bsky.social•16 hours ago

comer the coomer said comey’s a gooner?

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jonrob718.bsky.social•15 hours ago

"Jizz Up" That's what his sister said !

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maxshields.bsky.social•15 hours ago

He's Comeying.

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bverbs.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Is Bubba sick of shrimp again here.

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shafawn.bsky.social•15 hours ago

What on earth is the man talking about? Is this some kind of crazy hand jive he seems to know about?🤔

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catsluck.bsky.social•15 hours ago

My childhood was misspent, but we never did anything half as depraved as jizz up a coup.

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seadan.bsky.social•15 hours ago

The only person trying to provoke a coup is Donald Trump

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jawhite.bsky.social•16 hours ago

“Jizz up some type of coup?”

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jelanijones.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Jorkin' it.

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musargenteus.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Honestly, the thought of a coup gets me kinda jizzed up, too

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evelynangelmartin.bsky.social•13 hours ago

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joe-knows.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I mean you can certainly gin up a coup and possibly jazz up a coup but jizz...

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hooray4noodles.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Jizz up some kinda in-sir-erection or whatever.

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rusty-baxter.bsky.social•2 hours ago

So, the thorn lives!!

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vp68.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Must be from the Deep South, one of they’re best

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nasdaqistan.bsky.social•16 hours ago

ropes of insurgency

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awerora.bsky.social•14 hours ago

If I were some sort of a conspiracist, I’d think that the Onion is the super secret cabal, which pays politicians to give them material

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dharmachameleon.bsky.social•15 hours ago

When you support a coup everything looks like a coup.

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meidassarie.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Yeah....we have all been waiting for Jim to speak up! 😆

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nachoyourbizness.bsky.social•15 hours ago

https://bsky.app/profile/kylekulinskishow.bsky.social/post/3lpd4wp3ln22p

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evanstopthekilling.bsky.social•13 hours ago

I am a bit slow here....can someone tell me what the numbers 8647 actually signify?

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justonbaze.com•13 hours ago

In the restaurant industry 86 means the restaurant has run out of an ingredient. It can also mean your customer is asking for an ingredient to be removed. “Table 4 is getting the special; 86 the tomatoes.”

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evanstopthekilling.bsky.social•12 hours ago

So a call has gone out to the restaurant industry to remove Trump.
hmmmmm.
Can I get fries with that?

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onthecaseman.bsky.social•2 hours ago

Meanwhile... Available for sale from dozens of venders verified by Amazon:

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sorocchungus.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I’m close

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gsus-tennessee.bsky.social•15 hours ago

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thebonniesituation.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Go on, please, continue.

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brilliant-lites.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Jizz up a coup.
Maybe he meant jazz up
Lmao

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schroedinger.bsky.social•16 hours ago

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nittny.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Is it weird you have that specific of a meme so quickly… or is it just me

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schroedinger.bsky.social•13 hours ago

hey don't look at me Ben Garrison just really wants the cum to flow

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themilfmag.net•12 hours ago

issa classic dawg dont b h8in

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nittny.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Not hatin… just curious

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jesrcerulean.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Garrison working for Elon now?

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cawr57.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Stop it!😅🤣😂👏👏👏

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bradbillmaier.bsky.social•15 hours ago

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jehbee.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Host immediately looked down and tried not to crack a smile 🥴

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stephenbowlby.bsky.social•16 hours ago

We shall come rejoicing…

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mattbrown.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Buddy,,,,,they don’t even let ME jork a coup

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aweller921.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Yo, I'm keeping it chill, but "jorking a coup" ain't my vibe when we're talking serious stuff like South Africa. Claims of "white genocide" are

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aweller921.bsky.social•16 hours ago

oh wow getting bots from this i should've known

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wangchungyooon.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Incels

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reptilianagenda.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Coomer is a lying bastard .

The 1945 treaty of Nagasaki strictly bans bukkake.

🎌🗾👘👺🏯🍙🍜🍡🎎🎍

👬👬👬👬👬👬👬👬👬

🫟🫟🫟🧎🏻‍♀️👩🏻‍🏫🙍🏻‍♀️🧖🏻‍♀️🫟🫟🫟

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ejseader.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Heh. Comers gonna jizz up.

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bonshob.bsky.social•5 hours ago

He is stroking political violence. Their response cannot be flacid

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ethiccalbeef.bsky.social•5 hours ago

8647

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kswolf.bsky.social•13 hours ago

😂😂😂 I think they have that story backwards.

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pams30stm.bsky.social•15 hours ago

😖

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oldladyinaz.bsky.social•16 hours ago

From seashells to a coup in one day? That escalated a little fast.

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leoetface.bsky.social•13 hours ago

He meant zhuzh it up!! my man was going for the cooking analogy

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bravebasil.bsky.social•6 hours ago

He looks like he's gonna bust 😳

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razorbedamned.bsky.social•15 hours ago

The only jizz is on you ffs

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thewhiner.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Pound that coup, guys?

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hazelazureus.bsky.social•16 hours ago

cummer and cummy throw around the word jizz on news tv

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davymak.bsky.social•13 hours ago

😛😝🤪🤣…

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violiav.bsky.social•16 hours ago

You mean the music in Star Wars?

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mattmcdiz.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Coup I’m fillin’ at least a bucket

Is this thing on

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theocean85.bsky.social•16 hours ago

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jefrosky.bsky.social•14 hours ago

It’s not jizzing up a coup unless it ends with Ashli Babbitt taking a money shot to the face.

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ashbow.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Here is the coup

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misterbeaks.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Is that what a circle jerk is?

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williamsb1971.bsky.social•2 hours ago

Show us your “O Face”, Comer

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pesh3000.bsky.social•15 hours ago

HNNNNGHHHH 😫 IM COUPING

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4quad.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Jerkin Jimmy's House-o-cummies

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zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social•51 minutes ago

Jizz up a coo.

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dtmattsmith.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Typical Republican, porn on his mind.

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happyharry77.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Always projection with these guys

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thebonniesituation.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Add some "locker room talk" with a dash of "snowflake" and, holy hell, you'll jizz up the GOP like 47's throbbing at your back door.

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tcmits.bsky.social•4 hours ago

When Trump gets ahold of this he’s going to jerk it right off the air.

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caseyinspace.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Spilling the seeds of revolution

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mrahmergamer.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Gin up is what he’s looking for, right? Quite the slip

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slimpickler.bsky.social•15 hours ago

There's not enough seamen in the Navy for him to jizz. 💦🧭

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off-cybertruck.bsky.social•13 hours ago

apparently we're edging and mewing a coup rn

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procrastinatrix617.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Goons.

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kimmasters.bsky.social•16 hours ago

The stupidity.

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colleenobird.bsky.social•9 hours ago

God forbid Comedy shows up and smears seashells all over the capitol walls instead of Republicans smearing their shit all over it and then being pardoned by trump and are now running around as fake ICE agents kidnapping and human trafficking targeted Democrats.

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