Trevor Bauer is apparently getting lit up by influencers on TikTok and since he’s the Trump of baseball he’s responding by going on truly unhinged rants over on the bad place about how he’s the best pitcher on the planet. (Aided and abetted by Dan Clark, who is also the worst.) - ThreadSky

alainnfocail.bsky.social • 28 days ago

Trevor Bauer is apparently getting lit up by influencers on TikTok and since he’s the Trump of baseball he’s responding by going on truly unhinged rants over on the bad place about how he’s the best pitcher on the planet.
(Aided and abetted by Dan Clark, who is also the worst.)

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alainnfocail.bsky.social•28 days ago

lol I opened up the other place for the first time in ages and my entire For You feed is people mocking Bauer.

tjstats.nesti.co•28 days ago

I am doing my duty 🫡

ewokbaseball.bsky.social•28 days ago

Thank you 🫡

alainnfocail.bsky.social•28 days ago

I’ve had a bad day and if there’s one thing that could make me feel better it’s making fun of Tarvor Bowser

stevenact4.bsky.social•28 days ago

What kind of drugs must he be on to believe this level of delusion?

bcbsara.bsky.social•28 days ago

Big same.

elidelajandro.bsky.social•28 days ago

He needs to keep Ohtani's name out of his mouth.

elidelajandro.bsky.social•28 days ago

That's always a good decision.

alainnfocail.bsky.social•28 days ago

I think so!!!

dmlfan928.bsky.social•28 days ago

Not seeing D*n Cl*rk is one of the best things on this app.

greggiefella.bsky.social•28 days ago

Tyler Bauer crying and farting on the internet is the kind of healing America needs right now.

alainnfocail.bsky.social•28 days ago

It is.

jwhite.bsky.social•28 days ago

To the 4th tweet: We all saw that British teenager take him yard.

chriswbloom.bsky.social•28 days ago

I kind of want him to get signed so that he can get absolutely dominated

djweedpizza.gobirds.online•28 days ago

Nah, living in purgatory is a funnier fate. We know what the outcome would be, even if he’s fooling himself.

alainnfocail.bsky.social•28 days ago

Agreed

chriswbloom.bsky.social•28 days ago

I just want the best of both worlds

rsmjr.bsky.social•28 days ago

If he got another shot in MLB, even just one start where he couldn't get out of the first inning, he'd win, because he's got a drawer full of excuses waiting to explain why he got knocked around, but he'd still have the satisfaction of making it back to the show.

alainnfocail.bsky.social•28 days ago

Agreed. Because Trump of baseball.

mattdoc32.bsky.social•28 days ago

he is asking for 0 he is worth 0 too

mattdoc32.bsky.social•28 days ago

dude you got hit hard by 14 year olds lol

mickjogger.bsky.social•28 days ago

they went garden on him

mattdoc32.bsky.social•28 days ago

this guy is so delusional and the idiots keep on wanting teams to sign him

davidsheridan.bsky.social•28 days ago

“The Trump of baseball.” Best (and most damning) description of him ever.

deeners.bsky.social•28 days ago

The most popular pitcher!!!! In the world!!!! Oh my god!!!!

honeythunder1.bsky.social•28 days ago

Remember when he fucked Cleveland's chances because his dumb ass couldn't stop playing with toys during the goddamn playoffs

alainnfocail.bsky.social•28 days ago

He’s such a dolt.

rsmjr.bsky.social•28 days ago

I hope the Cubs sent him a full share of the World Series payout for that.

chrispapa.bsky.social•28 days ago

I remember. And I loved it.

ewokbaseball.bsky.social•28 days ago

He’s a monster

shaylarz.bsky.social•28 days ago

He’s getting absolutely roasted on the other app

alainnfocail.bsky.social•28 days ago

Good. With how much of a shit show that app is now, wasn’t sure if that would be happening anymore.

shaylarz.bsky.social•28 days ago

The usual suspects (blue checks) are doing their normal song and dance but the quote tweets and screen shots are beautiful. I QTd it just saying “BAHAHAHAHAHAHA” and it’s my most liked tweet in weeks.

shaylarz.bsky.social•28 days ago

Chipper Jones has joined in on the roasting 😂 that’s how bad it is

alainnfocail.bsky.social•28 days ago

I saw and I am obsessed with that.

natetylerwriting.bsky.social•28 days ago

Can you post a screenshot? I need to see that

alainnfocail.bsky.social•28 days ago

stevehasegawa.bsky.social•28 days ago

Please tell me what he said

bootuinc.bsky.social•28 days ago

One of the best parts about no longer being involved in the baseball sphere is I often go long stretches of time where I forget Trevor Bauer even exists

I was warning people about this guy like a decade ago and although the world is falling apart at least he doesn't get offered contracts

alainnfocail.bsky.social•28 days ago

Yeah, I’ve hated him about that long too.

judgyjudes.bsky.social•28 days ago

Ah yes, so knowledgeable and good that he was using spidertack.

chestnutbowl.bsky.social•28 days ago

What honestly happen to his career in Japan? It seems like he was liked over there.

theoffchance.bsky.social•28 days ago

He outwore his welcome with his inflammatory BS like everywhere else. The last straw was him celebrating the release of a US serviceman that killed people drunk driving while stationed in Japan.

stevehasegawa.bsky.social•28 days ago

LOL at these unhinged statements. Leaving aside that no sane person would put that violent douche in a top-25 “most popular” list, how is he worth $50M? Teams are paying $10M/WAR for starting pitching & he thinks he’s the 8th best pitcher in baseball?

alainnfocail.bsky.social•28 days ago

He thinks he’s worth MINIMUM $50 million. It’s so deeply funny. No you are not getting that much more than Corbin Burnes dude.

missmoonlight.bsky.social•28 days ago

Also "I'm the most knowledgable pitcher on the planet" is hell of a claim from a guy who got hurt playing with a drone or something before a World Series game.

Also also, I just want to put it out there: he really isn't.

alainnfocail.bsky.social•28 days ago

Yeah, he’s definitely not.