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reecedinsdale.bsky.social • 2 days ago

It’s from the heel of Musk’s boot.

Scrolling Getty and couldn't help but notice this photo of a huge bruise on Trump's hand today

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I posit the suggestion that it's from his trophy wife, constantly slapping his grasping hand away for the last twenty years.

reecedinsdale.bsky.social•2 days ago

As good a theory as any.

kazjones.bsky.social•2 days ago

Where is she these day? She's vanished...

phunkypunk.bsky.social•2 days ago

I don't know, I don't care. 🙂

(She's probably at her bank, trying to exchange orphans for cash.)

kapustadave.bsky.social•2 days ago

Big bruise for a small hand…

bigally.bsky.social•2 days ago

Hopefully it’s serious

axster59.bsky.social•1 day ago

I’ve just realised if you put an F in front of Elon you get what Trump is a Felon

axster59.bsky.social•2 days ago

Not Jonny Hoggs 😂

axster59.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ominous tweet by our owner plus duff told players to look in the mirror

reecedinsdale.bsky.social•1 day ago

‘I hear you loud and clear. Trust me.’
That one?
He’s not made a good footballing decision since he bought us. Not quite sure why he thinks we’re going to trust him. 🤷‍♂️

axster59.bsky.social•1 day ago

Trust me by a trump supporter 😂

reecedinsdale.bsky.social•2 days ago

Nah… he’d be too busy pointing and passing the job back to Musk.

axster59.bsky.social•2 days ago

True

lynnestuart.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

portseton.bsky.social•2 days ago

No signs yet of a bruised ego. You may have see this? If not, please share. A certain egomaniac will dislike it.

cllrandyoddy.bsky.social•2 days ago

His huge black pen leaked?

cllrandyoddy.bsky.social•2 days ago

Of course that pen may be just a normal size in his tiny hands

paulwatters2.bsky.social•2 days ago

Or a leak from his nappy?

50sherdsofgrey.bsky.social•2 days ago

It's his inner nastiness coming out..

usmansmith.bsky.social•2 days ago

A little gross, but I think when he tucked his shirt in, there may have been nappy leakage.
Once said, it can be unsaid.
Bit nauseous now....

b0ngvoyage.bsky.social•2 days ago

drip bruise, he was under surgery, must be an implant what makes trump more compliant to musk xD

sunderlandlolly.bsky.social•2 days ago

Haha 100%!

hils56.bsky.social•2 days ago

It’s because Trump couldn’t do the Goose step properly.

wceebee.bsky.social•2 days ago

Nice to see you on here

spadge13.bsky.social•2 days ago

* Jackboot

chiaroscurof19.bsky.social•2 days ago

I’m loving the suggestions but it’s aging. Bleeding under the skin called actinic or senile purpura caused by thinning skin, medications, some health conditions, etc. Also maybe Musk’s boot on top of these things.

countzerorepeat.bsky.social•2 days ago

Injection, maybe. If you could inject decency, honesty, you'd need a foot wide needle with this sorry excuse for a human being.

topsyscatmum.bsky.social•2 days ago

Or Putin's...

mrrobertbob.bsky.social•1 day ago

Carpet burn.

plantjunkie2.bsky.social•1 day ago

He's elderly and can't fight the aging process. No matter how much 💩 he spouts to the contrary. 🧝

summers2theb.bsky.social•2 days ago

It’s not a huge bruise, it’s a normal-sized bruise on one of his tiny hands.

davids.chat•2 days ago

It's all that kissing the hand of the King nonsense.

smartsmartie.bsky.social•2 days ago

Sure he has not been trying out a new shade of make-up? I believe the colour shown is called 'Shit in the Afternoon'

2pointlessdogs.bsky.social•2 days ago

You won today's Bluesky.

nettekin.bsky.social•2 days ago

😂

hettiewagtail.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤣 Is he taking steroids?

gillc57.bsky.social•2 days ago

👏

bhoypablo.bsky.social•2 days ago

I like to think it was simply from Macron shaking his hand. He's that fragile.

jimbobuk.bsky.social•2 days ago

Cortico Steroids allow for thin skin and bruising. Doesn't normally affect ego though.

reecedinsdale.bsky.social•2 days ago

😄

paspuggie48.bsky.social•2 days ago

💥 BOOM BOOM 💥

newtongrunnion.bsky.social•2 days ago

Didn't the Queen have a mark like that on her hand very shortly before she died? Asking for a nation.

stufloydy.bsky.social•2 days ago

Those handshakes with our Président must have really, really hurt. 😁

bethany9119.bsky.social•2 days ago

Melania's stiletto more like 😄

reecedinsdale.bsky.social•2 days ago

That was going to be my alternative.
You’re too good, you!

bethany9119.bsky.social•2 days ago

We bounce off each other I think 😄

reecedinsdale.bsky.social•2 days ago

Steady!

bethany9119.bsky.social•2 days ago

planetmatt.bsky.social•2 days ago

Melania demands $50k to even be in the same room with him but he is stupid enough to pay for domestic violence so who knows.

bethany9119.bsky.social•2 days ago

I think Melania doesn't get paid enough.

planetmatt.bsky.social•2 days ago

She's not a prisoner. She chose her life and I have zero empathy for her.

bethany9119.bsky.social•2 days ago

This is very true. Everybody has a price.

mickrab.bsky.social•2 days ago

When you keep shooting up into the same vein....

sharonleaver.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤔👏x

dozzaj.bsky.social•2 days ago

Exactly my deduction,Reece

gillmh.bsky.social•2 days ago

Macron was holding his hand yesterday.

hils56.bsky.social•2 days ago

Macron has got quite a grip apparently, he certainly has on reality, unlike Trump.

gillmh.bsky.social•2 days ago

I like Macron more and more.

hils56.bsky.social•2 days ago

So do I! Wish he was our leader, not Starmer who now apparently blaming the disabled, ill etc (again)! for the country’s ills. Conveniently forgotten that his own mother was severely disabled. Arch Hypocrite.

superleggera.bsky.social•2 days ago

the "Gallic crush" 😉

gillmh.bsky.social•2 days ago

He wanted to get his own back for that handshake. Took a few years, but that bruise is huge.

tjquk.bsky.social•2 days ago

I'd prefer it on his orange face, might improve it.... no probably not

planetmatt.bsky.social•2 days ago

He's losing it and started painting a mini Trump "Wilson" on his hand as his only friend.

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