a TSA agent opens my luggage to inspect it and is greeted with a sign that reads, “THERE ARE 100 HAMSTERS IN THIS BAG. IF YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT YOU CAN HAVE ONE OF YOUR CHOICE”
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we do home childcare. My evil crazy wife once literally bought a ball pit and several bags of cheap plastic balls in Peru and then flew them home to CA. The drug inspectors looked bemusedly at each ball.
I had to wait until later to quietly to tell her "mules pack drugs in cheap toys..."
This is the sort of shit I genuinely heard about while working in hold baggage screening. Not note obviously but people trying to smuggle live things like hamsters in bulk.
I used to work in saddlery and had sharp tools required to cut leather. I was travelling & had to take my tools. As they were too lethal for my carryon, I wrote a note: “Dear TSA agent, the tools in this bag are for repairing horse equipment. I promise I’m not a serial killer…”
From experience, I would have to say Canadian customs agents can be some of the 'most difficult' in the world. The wrong one finds that in your luggage you'd end up having a body cavity search.
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I had to wait until later to quietly to tell her "mules pack drugs in cheap toys..."
Carry On starring Taron Egerton as like a TSA guy and Jason Bateman as evil.
Also Hank dies in this one too.
Good going, mom, even dead you still got it.
1. Very cute
2. I would love to be able to do that
There’ll be seeds when you are done
Not the wires in the plane!
Don’t you gnaw on them!
(Rodents loose on a plane are a Big Problem.)