no shade to balding dudes bc you're still hot but: Stephen Miller is like a *derogatory* form of bald, right??????? like something sinister is going on...idk it's just looking at me wrong - ThreadSky

dly.bsky.social • 21 days ago

no shade to balding dudes bc you're still hot but: Stephen Miller is like a *derogatory* form of bald, right??????? like something sinister is going on...idk it's just looking at me wrong

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xinicit.bsky.social•21 days ago

Stephen Miller did for baldness the opposite of what Patrick Stewart did.

xinicit.bsky.social•21 days ago

Stephen Miller could get cancer and we’d feel bad for the tumor.

dly.bsky.social•21 days ago

look i just don't even think a tumor could thrive

natesmith.dev•21 days ago

he's the unsexy kind of Nosferatu

dly.bsky.social•21 days ago

just something ain't right

dly.bsky.social•21 days ago

the Brain of Pinky and the Brain....but bald????

probgobl.in•21 days ago

He's the type of bald you get when your hair has a sense of morality and has chosen to die rather than live atop his head as a crown of lies.

dly.bsky.social•21 days ago

his head is an inhospitable environment

probgobl.in•21 days ago

Incompatible with any hair that has a brain, a dick, and a heart.

dly.bsky.social•21 days ago

his dead hair was too alive for his body

moxiest.art•21 days ago

don't know how else to phrase it but, he looks like he should have gills

not "he looks like he has gills." like, his appearance is more unsettling due to the lack of gills