Elon Musk instructed federal workers to respond to an email summarizing their weekly accomplishments, a tactic he previously used to downsize staff at X. “Please reply to this email with approximately five bullet points of what you accomplished this week and CC your manager,” the message stated.
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All those phishing texts you get are from him.
My favorite is the ones where they try to get me to pay a toll.
Are we getting the same Filipino scammer?
Elon Musk is just lazy I guess.
If not from a government email address, I'd report it as a phishing attempt.
1. Read more stupid EOs
2. Read the Constitution
3. Tracked the baby mama drama on his kid
4. Watched a drug riddled addict at a cult meeting with a chainsaw
5. Joined COSTCO because they see the value in DEI
1. F____
2. U___
3. C___
4. K___
5. U___
Just ‘sayin.
For evaluation of my performance of those duties see my most recent performance evaluation."
2. Went to meetings that could just be emails
3. Learned "yes and no" in Ukranian for polygraph tests
4. Read unprofessionally written emails
5. Watched hard workers sob after being fired by someone "who doesn't even work here."
• clocked in/out for lunch
• verified terminal status {checked my pulse}
• stopped by HR
• provided service to citizens
(I’m not a federal employee)
2. Stumbled to the kitchen
3. Poured myself a cup of ambition
4. Yawned and stretched and tried to come to life
5. Jumped in the shower and the blood starts pumpin' out on the street, the traffic starts jumpin'
with folks like me on the job from nine to five 🎶
2) Musk has no authority
3 Musk was being investigated
4) Musk is a con man
5) Musk is a cancer, like Trump
what about those currently on PTO, or out of the country, and won't see this crap until a week or so from now?
I'm slacking, aren't I?"
Dont
Report
To
Nazis
2. Reported a violation of Conflict of Interest policies.
3. Reported a violation of the Paperwork Reduction Act.
4. Reported CUI and PII violations.
5. Reported this email to the SOC.
They work for us and need some angry reminders of that. They need to hear this. Make them uncomfortable! The republicans could stop this &are choosing not too.It’s absolutely abuse&needs to end! I am so sorry for what you’re going through.
1. [Redacted] Bite [Redacted]
2. Me [Redacted]
3. [Redacted] You [Redacted]
4. Fucking
5. [Redacted] Nazi
Here are the 5 highlights for the week
1 Monday's poop [pic]
2 Tuesday's poop [pic]
3 Wednesday's poop [pic]
4 Thursday's poop [pic]
5 Friday's poop [sample enclosed]
sincerely,
America
2. Told you to go fuck off
3. Told you to go fuck off
4. Told you to go fuck off
5. Told you to go fuck off
⏺️ thoroughly cleaned litter box;
⏺️ took 89yo mom to lunch and paid;
⏺️ wrote many scathing comments about 🍊💩🫏 felon on @bluesky.
• 9am-Arrive at work, read emails for 15 minutes
• 9:15am- Went to the gender neutral bathroom and pleasured myself to nude AI generated pictures of Ivanka Trump, then took a shit.
• 9:30-12:30- played Tetris
• Noon - clocked out
dismantling of government agencies.
https://www.wethebuilders.org
Seriously, someone explain this to me please.
• I lied about Ukraine
• I lied about Putin
• I lied about my 150 year old grandpa still receiving Social Security
• I lied about condom bombs
• I didn’t go to confession to ask forgiveness for lying
Yet Elon can send an email saying "Explain your job to me like I was a five-year-old."
•responded to requests for the same data
•responded to requests for the same data YET AGAIN
•sat in meetings about what OPM means by all their emails
•training regarding the DRP email from OPM
THIS IS NOT CREATING EFFICIENCY OR COST SAVINGS
Day 2: Created sky and sea
Day3: Made some land
Day 4: Added the sun and moon
Day 5: BIRDS!
Day 6: Created animals and people
Day 7: Took a well-earned break
https://www.cia.gov/static/5c875f3ec660e092cf893f60b4a288df/SimpleSabotage.pdf
✅ Insist on detailed formatting guidelines.
✅ Loop in multiple departments for input.
✅ Suggest forming a committee to streamline future reports.
✅ Use excessive jargon that requires follow-ups.
Reply efficiently. Reply strategically. 😏
What has he been up to the last 4 weeks. We want receipts showing what he's accomplished.
He should be in front of judge explaining what business he has breaking into the Treasury Dept & stealing our personal & private information.
1. Extort Ukraine w/o protection agreement
2. Fired highly qualified African American COJC to replace with less qualified white guy
3. Published discredited BS savings from DOGE efforts
4. Cut funding for 9/11 responders (then reinstated)
5. Lunch date with Vlad
2. Go
3. Straight
4. To
5. Hell
1. 🥄
2.🥄
3.🥄
4.🥄
5.🖕
Second, who's actually going to check them every week, if this is going to be a weekly thing.
https://bsky.app/profile/juddlegum.bsky.social/post/3lise3kwhu222
https://bsky.app/profile/annabower.bsky.social/post/3lisgyks23c2c
1. Refused to violate the law.
2. Refused to violate the Constitution.
3. Refused to bow or scrape.
4. Refused to bend a knee.
5. Deleted this stupid email.
Marc E. Elias Democracy Docket
1. solemnly supporting and defending the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic;
2. bearing true faith and allegiance to the same;
4. faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I have entered.
6. Swore so help me God.”
Perfect response
-Fuck
-Yourself
-Nazi
-Asshole
Any federal workers looking for an easy bulleted list is welcome to use this one.
Post signs that say I love usps or va or any agency.
Most of us have windows and doors.
That would make it very visible.
These are photoshopped
My signs are out! Are you joining me?
2. Didn’t fire anyone for no reason
3. Didn’t put foreign service staff into mortal danger for no reason
4. Didn’t spaz out on stage with a chain saw
5. Was generally a nice human being and did the job I was hired for.
2. Reported on security concerns to people I can't name because of security concerns.
3. Redacted due to sensitive information.
4. Worked on secure project.
5. Answered unsecured email.
I felt obligated to tell him about all the laundry and dishes I did last week. 🤷🏼♀️
- Can
- Go
- Fuck
- Himself
Changed some formatting. Ready to send.
•Fuck
•Yourself
•Elon
•Yafuckingnazibitch
• Stumbled to the kitchen
• Poured myself a cup of ambition
• Yawned and stretched and tried to come to life
• Jumped in the shower where the blood stated pumping
During which the traffic out on the street started jumping with folks like me, on the job from 9 to 5.
2. Imagined Elon dead
3. Made Elon’s head look like a penis
4. Said “Fuck you Elon” multiple times daily
5. Built a guillotine and imagined my first customer was Elon
•is
•such
•a
•dickhead.
🖕
* F
* U
* C
* K
* U
You're not my President.
You're not my boss.
You're barely worthy of notice.
AJ
1. I f**ked your mom, several times. You might want to have her hip looked at.
2. I pissed on every Tesla I came across.
3. I created a twink profile on Grindr under the name of Leon Lust with DOGE contact info and your personal pics.
Continued…
5. Wrote an erotic fanfic entry about Mitch McConnell under the name “Big Balls” on X.
3. Made my way downstairs 4. and drank a cup.
5. And looking up, I noticed I was late.