90 minutes into flight to London, the captain comes on and says we're turning around and going back to LAX because there's a fire at a substation near Heathrow, which is closed for 24 hours. I have to figure out a new way to get to London immediately or cancel my show. And my edible JUST kicked in.
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Oh look, I can make shit up like ol Gorilla Faced Marge.
Have a safe journey 👍
*over
Alternatively get to Paris and catch the Eurostar to London.
We made it halfway across the USA
Damn near to Montana
Then suddenly we was back on on our way
To legal marijuana
And now it seems we're headed to France
Damn them English power plants
Oh oh oh them travellin' blues
[as above]
Speeeee
Eeeeeed
praying for you Adam
On the plus side, if you can get a flight to Gatwick instead, it means you didn't have to go to fucking Heathrow.
Try doing a substantial amount of PCP right before boarding a cross country flight - like I did between San Diego and Detroit in '78.
What a trip!
https://youtu.be/tFUvmZWf4hI
Deliberate arson by foreign agents suspected.
France & UK have been prominent in supporting Ukraine & this is the Russian pushback.
Get it?!
But seriously, sorry.
Take the Train
Southeast England has at least 6 major international airports with runways and terminals which can handle a large jet.
This is just airlines using excuses not to think.
Did you try latching onto a flying Chinese spy ballon and pilot it to London?