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swilua.bsky.social • 218 days ago

Listen, it’s not as fun as it sounds

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beetlechaser.bsky.social•218 days ago

my boyfriend heard there were foxes in the forest near my house and got excited lol

strayyleafy.bsky.social•218 days ago

im gonna become their god

greendorsalfin.bsky.social•217 days ago

The child has their priorities in order.

swilua.bsky.social•218 days ago

I have become aware that I did not skeet the storified version of my weremonkey adventure this week, I only live-skeeted the actual medical events, so leaving this here to remind me to do that lol

https://x.com/swilua/status/1849494497660633548?s=46&t=XWySE17L_ZVwO6tlnmo8Wg

raccoon.pizza•218 days ago

I wonder if there's an equal but opposite effect during new moons? Maybe your reptile brain becomes particularly active?

aj-finch.bsky.social•218 days ago

Not my mom seeing your stroke selfie and saying "meth addict" 💀😬

swilua.bsky.social•218 days ago

Lmaooo

demoonart.bsky.social•217 days ago

Understandable, kid

blue003b6f.bsky.social•218 days ago

@lumik.bsky.social is this how furries are furrified

meerlylume.bsky.social•218 days ago

i can confirm

n0ty0ur4v3r4g3m3n.bsky.social•218 days ago

Same kid, same

boyrat.bsky.social•200 days ago

a light festival: its like a regular festival but we kinda chill about it

itsrealcomplex.online•218 days ago

Sounds like vampire propaganda to me, or something

itsbrooksie.bsky.social•218 days ago

i would be devastated myself tbh.

miss-me-too.bsky.social•218 days ago

This reads like a post from The Onion

dashingdrewster.bsky.social•217 days ago

Life gives you lemonade....

pschastain.bsky.social•218 days ago

I remain unconvinced

janebug.bsky.social•218 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

banderskrad.bsky.social•218 days ago

Poor kid didn't get to be a werewolf

88corbs.bsky.social•218 days ago

Counterpoint. Yes it is.

panteramegera.bsky.social•218 days ago

😞

winterhope.bsky.social•218 days ago

hmm... no it is funny and that kid is looking on the brightside lol

derangeddiligence.bsky.social•218 days ago

See, this kid gets it. x,]

siminpdx.bsky.social•218 days ago

I get the child is upset, but being wereyote is still pretty metal.

thisisyubs.bsky.social•218 days ago

He’d be a were coyote silly!

rudolf.bsky.social•218 days ago

Is it not??

theleathermushroom.bsky.social•218 days ago

I lived in Airdrie for years and can confirm it's the least of their concerns.

leo-da-finchie.bsky.social•218 days ago

Lol

laustia.bsky.social•218 days ago

The correct term is Nuwisha. If no one else said it.

opdagames.bsky.social•218 days ago

Bruh

fincaelsordo.bsky.social•218 days ago

chaosoverlordz.bsky.social•218 days ago

person watches too many movies. The whole bitten by a werewolf thing was never how you turned into one historically. Worth looking into as you will be surprised just how much was made up by Hollywood.

thatnoa.bsky.social•218 days ago

is that stemming from caution or experience? ....suspicious

segadude.bsky.social•218 days ago

Wouldn't he turn into a were-coyote?

fyrecrafted.bsky.social•218 days ago

I mean, mood

captnh.bsky.social•218 days ago

Duh.. Coyote so... He's a Wereote

bellablaiddyd.bsky.social•218 days ago

Has there been a full moon yet? It could still happen, I’m just saying.

alphamariox.bsky.social•218 days ago

Nah, he'd turn into a werecoyote. Be careful if any packages come in that say "ACME".

thekenchilds.com•218 days ago

Sure, but sometimes you've got to find out for yourself, ya know?

devawo.bsky.social•218 days ago

😆

stoked-spokes.bsky.social•218 days ago

you might not turn into a werewolf but you might become something much less fun if it’s not addressed quickly…

Rabid!

daddeh.bsky.social•218 days ago

But did he become a Nuwisha, which would be much more fun?

gothdaughter.bsky.social•218 days ago

THE MOM SAID THAT LOL???

kithrup.bsky.social•218 days ago

But did he turn into a were-coyote?

silpathesilpa.bsky.social•218 days ago

That or he could become Coyote Man

paingodruss.bsky.social•218 days ago

I mean, I would be too.

reyquaza11.fursona.club•217 days ago

Ik, the relatability tho...

sorocchungus.bsky.social•218 days ago

Besides the kid would be a werecoyote and not a werewolf.

Sorry, little bud

stoneyboboney.bsky.social•218 days ago

Listen. That reveals itself during puberty so there’s still a chance!

swilua.bsky.social•218 days ago

OR MENOPAUSE OH MY GOD

swilua.bsky.social•218 days ago

I thought I told this story on here but I think what I did was live-skeet the non-storified version lol

https://x.com/swilua/status/1849494497660633548?s=46&t=XWySE17L_ZVwO6tlnmo8Wg

metros-wrath.bsky.social•218 days ago

If the kid did turn into a werewolf (in a different world), they would either be crying in pain or hyped

stallinguist.bsky.social•218 days ago

Werecoyote

laustia.bsky.social•218 days ago

Nuwisha.

peggingpro.bsky.social•218 days ago

😳you’re not saying what I think you’re saying….

swilua.bsky.social•218 days ago

m-vaneerde.bsky.social•218 days ago

Sometimes it takes a while to kick in

starlarbu.bsky.social•218 days ago

having a 6 yo is stressful enough. imagine having a 6 yo with lycanthropy. chasing around a little blood crazed 4 foot werewolf at target apologizing to everyone for their canid violence, stress crying like "I fucking hate the moon 😭"

faineg.bsky.social•218 days ago

Heh @ndgree.bsky.social

laustia.bsky.social•218 days ago

Nuwisha is a werecoyote.

artrock15.bsky.social•218 days ago

That's not how the real world works. Life isn't like Spiderman where an animal bite can physically turn you into an animal.

adw.bsky.social•218 days ago

I love that they made that the lede ❤️

yesthatkefke.bsky.social•218 days ago

Kid's got the right attitude, at least.

davemayhem.bsky.social•218 days ago

Doesn't sound so bad.
https://bsky.app/profile/dresdencodak.bsky.social/post/3l7d3alc3b72s

furythemad.bsky.social•218 days ago

Alberta jumpscare

clownbr34d.bsky.social•218 days ago

as well he should be, i would be too. i got whole ass puncture wounds, and what do i even get out of it? rabies shots, but no werewolf transformations? nah. do-over. >:/

alyce80s.bsky.social•218 days ago

Wouldn't that be a wereyote also that kid has a great sense of humor

larrycornett.coach•218 days ago

I get it. Super disappointing

theplumgeneral44.bsky.social•218 days ago

yo god make this kid a werewolf or he will sue

sparkysummers.vtubers.social•218 days ago

Based mom tho

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