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merrittk.com
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537 days ago
I find the most erotic part of the body to be the sex dick
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bigbadbugsteak.bsky.social
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537 days ago
A dick only serves 2 functions, and call me a prude, but this is the one I want to show up on a porn roundup.
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thatguywasfly.bsky.social
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472 days ago
wasted at a Shoreditch club night in 2002 hearing the new single by Sex Dick (two white women rappers with mullets)
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bangatank.bsky.social
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472 days ago
The simpon
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notoriousfig.bsky.social
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537 days ago
Penis sex
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raygaskill.bsky.social
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537 days ago
Only the most discerning gentlemen who detest even the lightest caress from their lover will hire a discreet sex dick when needed
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vagrantmachine.bsky.social
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537 days ago
Maybe they’re into stories about detectives having sex?
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filbi.bsky.social
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537 days ago
Richard Sex was just an ordinary police detective until the night the mob left him for dead. That was the night he decided to take the law into his own hands. That was the night he became... SEX DICK.
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edzitron.com
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472 days ago
Eurythmics voice
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fj1.bsky.social
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472 days ago
"Can I take this for granted..."
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psychoalpastor.bsky.social
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535 days ago
And all this time we were calling it a panhandle 🥴
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nelannette.bsky.social
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537 days ago
They were trying to look up the founder of Oklahoma, Abraham Sexdick.
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phyrexianmetamour.bsky.social
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537 days ago
klingons need to differentiate!
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mattielubchansky.com
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537 days ago
this was the working title when they were developing dildo technology
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birdgehrl.bsky.social
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537 days ago
teledildonics have come a long way
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gammarayghoul.bsky.social
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537 days ago
Me in Alabama looking up “fingering myself” and all these other people are in the videos?
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beaver1224.bsky.social
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537 days ago
My assumption was they were trying to distinguish it from the land dick that the state has in the northwest.
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buckyunderbelly.bsky.social
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537 days ago
Not sure how I feel about this Indiana Jones reboot.
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nevetsboy.bsky.social
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536 days ago
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agpasquella.bsky.social
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537 days ago
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evildrwinter.bsky.social
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537 days ago
This might be the best sex scene I’ve ever read.
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agpasquella.bsky.social
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537 days ago
💯
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dennywhere.bsky.social
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537 days ago
This is incredible
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mikelindell.bsky.social
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536 days ago
Well, I finished. ☔️
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grudgingsignup.bsky.social
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472 days ago
Bottom of the ninth, and the Oklahoma Sex Dicks are ahead by three with the bases loaded
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emilydwarfield.bsky.social
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536 days ago
Hoping this is the Clips4Sale fetish map but in Kansas they don’t know what a fetish is
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emilydwarfield.bsky.social
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536 days ago
Uh lol I mean Oklahoma
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katy.spacecadetgrrl.me
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537 days ago
🎶 sex dick sex dick 🎶 (to the tune of sex bomb)
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alexjaffe.bsky.social
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537 days ago
Oklahoma Sex Dick
[Aqualung riff]
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writerwithcats.bsky.social
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537 days ago
Yeah, them Oklahomans just ain't right. 😅
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nevetsboy.bsky.social
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536 days ago
No wonder they're next to Texas.
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mwdelaney.me
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537 days ago
Kif noise
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bogeymanweather.bsky.social
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472 days ago
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panicrestaurant.bsky.social
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537 days ago
Sex Dick? I thought they shut that place down!
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nofeartshirt.bsky.social
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537 days ago
Singing sex dick to the tune of the b52s love shack
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filbi.bsky.social
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537 days ago
Sex dick bay-bee (Sex Dick, Baby!)
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jnotj.bsky.social
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537 days ago
Vast improvement over pee dick
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robfromchicago.com
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537 days ago
Don’t forget the lifting dick (aka “the towel rack”).
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nevetsboy.bsky.social
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535 days ago
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mrskippy69.bsky.social
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537 days ago
I think that's what they call that northwestern part of Oklahoma
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sean8urson.bsky.social
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537 days ago
I also gut stuck on that one. It implies so many other kinds
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sean8urson.bsky.social
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537 days ago
*got
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cacaobyproduct.bsky.social
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537 days ago
Tbf the original spelling would work too just differently
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shinyhexagon.com
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472 days ago
Do you barbarians not have a tea dick at all? What the hell, honestly.
*sip* Whole bloody world’s going to hell,
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harmlessavocado.bsky.social
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537 days ago
I once contracted a case of Oklahoma sex dick. Penicillin cleared it right up tho.
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nevetsboy.bsky.social
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536 days ago
*Penisillin
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vanweezer.bsky.social
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537 days ago
Time to rewrite the musical Oklahoma
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r0ckydoesart.bsky.social
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536 days ago
Someone gotta explain this onr to me
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objectivereality.bsky.social
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472 days ago
As opposed to the piss dick, presumably
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audiochris.bsky.social
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536 days ago
"who's ready for some sex dick 😎"
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karlrolson.com
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537 days ago
Sounds like a Beck B-Side from the Midnite Vultures era, I swear.
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bratapfel.bsky.social
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11 days ago
It's what the weird panhandle is called.
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clegggg.bsky.social
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537 days ago
[loudly, repeating]: erotic!
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oksettledown.bsky.social
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537 days ago
oh no no no this is my professional dick, find him on linkedin
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quess.bsky.social
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536 days ago
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babyshoes4cash.com
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537 days ago
the elusive mystery of the celibacy dick
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notoriousfig.bsky.social
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537 days ago
It’s a little smaller sample size
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senatorivy.com
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537 days ago
There's the sex dick and the piss dick.
Wait you arent sexing with your *piss* dick are you? Ew!
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babyshoes4cash.com
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537 days ago
*Aqualung music*
piss-ing from the sex dick,
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lessdismalsci.bsky.social
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537 days ago
Eyeing…. Oh, oh no.
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babyshoes4cash.com
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537 days ago
in this version the sex dick pisser is eyeing different kinds of buckets (for pissing in), ok, lets make that clear right now
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kuriva.im
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11 days ago
pissy fingers smearing sexy clothes
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shinyhexagon.com
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472 days ago
The compression ratio on this reference may be a new high-water mark for mathematics. Have you considered publishing your findings
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karlrolson.com
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536 days ago
I read that in the "Banging On A Trash Can" melody and cadence.
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bahbodenkirk.bsky.social
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537 days ago
More of a piss dick man myself
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championhack.bsky.social
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537 days ago
i showed you my sex dick please respond
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[Aqualung riff]
*sip* Whole bloody world’s going to hell,
Wait you arent sexing with your *piss* dick are you? Ew!
piss-ing from the sex dick,