Will there be a sliding scale of destruction? 15 years and you get a 16 lb sledge hammer. 20 years and you get a flame thrower. 25 years and you get a stick of dynamite.
Our IT guy was my secret santa one year. He gave me my recently retired laptop (which always failed during critical moments with a client) and a baseball bat. The note said, "Go nuts."
I don't think they will allow me to go after the shareholders. But if they do... oh, goody!!! Also, I have worked for longer than a decade in an office already. Do I get more destruction per decade? Because I have a list.
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