I, for one, look forward to an accurate representation of the gospels in this regard. When Jesus returned from the grave he looked like a totally different dude and his best friends did not recognize him until he gaslit them into saying he was Jesus. Read the text. It's wild stuff.
Let me guess he comes back says 'oops too woke, maga!' As written in the djt version of the bible, addendum following Lee Greenwood' song, gospel of the apostle grindr🙄
It’s propaganda just like tip gun 2. Trash. Listen up yall…. This system (capitalism) requires participation in order to work. Stop participating and they’ll get the hint.
Jesus comes back from the dead, and he's armed to the teeth in "Et Two Jesus?". A story of vengeance and vendetta as Jesus kills everyone in his way of bringing Peace and Love to the World! Jesus Fu, Cross Fu, Pope Fu, Bullet Fu, all in this Holy Blood Soaked, exciting, action packed sequel!
in this one is Jesus going to come back with a sword and fulfil Gibson.s antisemitic violent fantasies? Because you know, I've read the book, there isn't really a sequel.
Jesus returns and tells everyone that it's okay to hate immigrants and transgender people. Maybe this time they'll actually crucify Jim Caviezel (if we could be so lucky).
A sequel?????
Will there be a plot twist???
Will Christ jump out from behind a rock and say Boom! Ya killed the wrong guy! That’s my twin! Later losers!
I gotta admit, I might watch a plot twist……
🤔never saw the original when it came out. I'm trying to picture what they could possibly be going for with this. I think Gibson was saying it's supposed to be some stuff that was going on in the 3 days just before Jesus was resurrected. and I saw towards the end a quote about hell. /1
One angle I could kind of see would be the apostles being in hiding avoiding The Romans and Pharisees. And at the same time Jesus being in Hell and is eventual break out and emergence. I know that was something that was kind of mentioned in the bible but no major details of his time there.
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so they could be going for a fanfic idea of what Jesus experienced for the brief time he was in Hell before being resurrected.🤔 The only other thing i could see would be him showing up in those 40 days afterwards to everybody. or maybe a little bit of Pentecost and The Holy Spirit.
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But I think something like Pentecost seems more like territory that TV series The Chosen could probably handle a little more due having a bit more space to show angles of stuff in an ep or two.
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Let me guess, Jesus comes back to fulfill the scriptures, lands in America, and MAGA kills him again? Smears his name in the news and labels him a libtard commie? Makes a White House cartoon about it?
I’m cool with it if it’s called “Mad Jesus” and it’s set in the Mad Max universe sometime in a post-apocalyptic future. Two thumbs up if Jesus uses that razor boomerang from Road Warrior to smite his enemies.
Let them have their movies too. This is America after all.
The Moses series on Netflix was interesting
I would love to see more films on other cultures religious and mythical icons, like Hindu, Korean, Islamic, Native American, Armenian, etc. Fascinating to see what others believe 🖖
Hey that’s The Hero’s Journey!He fled the villainous king and hid in the wilderness. While in the there he learned new things from the old man on the hill then returned to seize his rightful crown. Oh shit I think we might have good plot potential.
Mr. Takei, no one asked for a remake of the Passion when you have The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965).
Has Pontius Pilate or Roman Centurion Cartaphilus memoirs been dug up in Isreal?
jesus comes back to see all the horrible things people are doing “in his name” and goes off to find a DeLorean, goes back in time, and decides not to come out of the cave.
In a world without passion, one man will rise, again. From the the people that brought you moses and the director of earth girls are easy, and 50 shades of gay, comes a tale as old as time, literally. Get ready to get passionate because christ is about to thrown down.
POC2 double passionation!
Hmmm...looks like another serving of 🐂💩 from Krasnov's trifecta of supposed Hollywood saviors (Gibson, Stallone, Voight), this one with the clear and heavy stench of Mel Gibson.
As long as they show him as black, speak mostly Aramaic and zero english, and was gay or at least Bi, and say his real name (Yeshua) then i'll watch it.
Or it's a Stepbrothers 2 theme and it's about James(Jimmy) and Jesus Christ and they fight and argue all the time. THAT i would go pay money for.
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He's back and he's not happy.
But it will give the fake “christians” something to bitch about when the movie tanks at the box office
Discrimination against their “religion” or some such nonsense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqISX2o0a4A
https://youtu.be/-xSORIDw1Sg?si=XGwTtvcMfJKyz6eQ
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Les_Inconnus
Passion of the Christ 2.
There's a Christ to pay for your sins...
What will Jesus do this time?
Alternative ending?
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We knew there would be horrific actions taken by Trump right before the April 1st Special Elections!
“Don’t boo, VOTE!”
https://www.matthewfox.org/blog/mel-gibsons-passion-and-fascisms-piety-of-pain
Apparently it's a small appliance thing.
We'll be treated to a wet bloody gooey birth of Trump in the last 30 seconds. He'll be held up and a CGI halo will appear over his head.
Middle America: “Oh wait, they only mean the movie. Darn it…”
"Angered by the betrayal of Judas, Christ returns to take vengeance in this blockbuster action splash from Uwe Boll"
Jesus is on the cross and John McClain swings in on a firehose to save him.
"But I'm supposed to die!"
"NOT ON MY WATCH!"
Cue the ninjas...
Is he gonna come back gun in hand like the robot chicken joke?
Passion of the Christ 2: The Rising Son
Back to the Passion of the Christ
Episode V: The Roman Empire Strikes Back
Episode VI: Return of the Jesus
What is it going to be about?
Jesus in the afterlife?
Will there be a plot twist???
Will Christ jump out from behind a rock and say Boom! Ya killed the wrong guy! That’s my twin! Later losers!
I gotta admit, I might watch a plot twist……
I just wish they would die already.
First meme is incorrect; drug/alcohol addiction required for them
USA = 210 Million Xtians
Avg Tix Price = 12.00
Lets say 200 of the 210 million go.
That's two billion four hundred million in ticket sales in USA alone!
Its a BAKED in audience desperate for 'their' style of movies.
Which it basically was, anyway.
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MAGA-approved writer: The stone rolls back, and Jesus comes out, bare chested and oiled up, and AR15 in each hand…
Riding a velociraptor…
MAGA-approved director: I love it! But don’t you think that’s too subtle?
"Jesus vs Predator"
I peed a little.
Didn't Jesus die in the last one?
The Moses series on Netflix was interesting
I would love to see more films on other cultures religious and mythical icons, like Hindu, Korean, Islamic, Native American, Armenian, etc. Fascinating to see what others believe 🖖
All I could think was, "Somewhere, Johnny Cash is rolling in his grave."
(If you saw it, you understand.)
If this does make it through to screens, I just really hope for it to be released on Easter.
It would be the poison cherry atop the cake of irony. 🤌
Has Pontius Pilate or Roman Centurion Cartaphilus memoirs been dug up in Isreal?
He spoke of issues with numerous re-takes because of Leslie Nielson's love of bringing whooping cushions onset...
as well as a fondness for REAL flatulence onset.
POC2 double passionation!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZA2gbUz77U
Or it's a Stepbrothers 2 theme and it's about James(Jimmy) and Jesus Christ and they fight and argue all the time. THAT i would go pay money for.