Step 1: Declare you're MAGA and spend all day spreading lies and vowing loyalty to the Supreme Leader.
Step 2: Do whatever the F**K you want with complete disregard for the law.
Step 3: Repeat Step 1.
Could consider tax fraud, but I need a good front. Churches are fine, but I'm thinking a charity. Maybe a charity to help protect the highly sought after venomous duck, or maybe the giant miniature sloth.
In this retribution tariff environment, corruption is going to be rampant within the U.S. Customs department, the department responsible for collecting tariffs. There will be lots of cash and gold switching hands in the middle of the night...
...Trump, through his many actions, has already normalized corruption. So, in their mind, it's okay to get my piece of the pie.
Citizens will be paying for both the tariffs and the corruption.
Rumplikkkans
can't answer
the questions
If they don't
take the calls
from
Constituents
OUR VOTING RIGHTS
National Forest
OUR SSI
HEALTHCARE
AMERICA DEAD
202-224-3121
at
OUR Capitol
CALL ALL
Leave the sobs a message
Remind the SOS they are
NOT there
To line
THEIR
POCKETS
off of
OUR
backs
Here are the suggestions: Exaggerated product marketing, eg. Health supplements. Inflating prices for "premium" services. Faux Art valuation. Selling readily available info as exclusive and personalized. Hmm. 🤔 Seems like this is all in full play.
Religion is the biggest con job in human history.
Period.
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Can I invent my own fake crypto $?
Some people would buy it, right?
Especially if it has a catchy name.
I'm thinking about 'Drumphcoin'.
Unless that name is already taken🙄
He'll start another "Donald J. Foundation," ripping veterans, & minorities.
Remember, Puppy Jake, a veteran's charity, at a campaign event in Davenport, Iowa on Jan. 30? 🍊💩 staged a check presentation with an enlarged copy of a $100,000 contribution from his foundation.
You can't miss with crypto coins, you just need a catchy name and an idiot influencer with a large following to back it up.
Just roll up your sleeves and hawk-tuah in your hands.
A great idea. You don't have to pay property taxes on your place of worship. And, some of the kids of the king in the Pentecost churches even have their own private jets!
And son, if you commit a lot of fraud, and be very good at it, you too someday can be President of the United States. Such a land of opportunities for the (literal) taking 😉
Or you could start a fraudulent university and teach people the yard of the deal. Give them nothing and charge them thousands of dollars. I heard it works real well.
Run for public office. That'll give you all the info you need.
Kinda like when you put a kid in prison, and he comes out knowing all he needs to lock pick for B&E's.
Well white collar crimes and fraud in general have always been pretty much nothing the government or police do much about generally those people make millions and Billions of dollars, get minor fines and low jail time but arguably destroy far more lives, property and wealth than anyone.
I watched yet another documentary on a con woman who used cancer, fundamentalist Christianity and social media to defraud gullible people. I briefly thought about how I could use these things to make money but then I realized I had morals.
“I will not get gender affirming surgery if you send $.”
Would that get me a villa in Italy? A GoFundMe to help an 85 year old woman get the hell out of country? But then that wouldn't be a fraud because I would leave I promise
Cults are pretty successful with fraud. Tax exempt, gathering "donations," telling lies, making stuff up.
I had a movie idea a while back you might consider doing irl:
Get local businesses (hotel, restaurant, gift shop, etc) together in a small town to form a business selling junk on the internet.
Include a moderation clause in the terms & conditions that moderation must be held in that town. Get the judicial system there on board to draw out the moderation process, and only go for a couple hours per day, so then people have to spend time in the town, spending money. Forced tourism!
Like others have said, churches are an easy way to do it. Lots of people want to be told what to believe and if you've got more charisma than a snail then you too can get tips for telling them that when they die they go to a nice place while those they hate go to a bad place. No insult to snails.
Try playing up some liberal talking points until you get some national street cred. Then, hard switch to MAGA and you could find yourself as VP or Special Advisor to the President in a few years.
Promise oligarhs tax cuts and get elected. Then start a meme coin and let foreign autocrats buy it to get favors from you. Nah, thats all legal busines. I thought I'm on to something.
The non-profit that absorbs all funds into friends and family salaries is also a good one I hear. My Mom's neighbor was a master at that. He started them serially and when he was called out, he just started a new one.
I’m not so great at being a bad person. How do I get rid of the horrible feeling I get when I do anything even mildly unethical? Is the answer drugs? It’s gotta be drugs.
Selling insurance bonds for South Atlantic Steamship Company. The word is their getting mail route contract to South America also, Barranca Airways is getting a new Ford Tri-motor to get through Andies pass insurance bonds.
Starting a church is better, and easier than starting a charity. Typically you only need six members to start and no one checks if they are related to you.
Start a cryptocurrency. Seems easy enough. Just whack a $ in front of your name, imagine a stack of imaginary money and bingo! I would advise against using names like “hitstock”, “hitcoin” or “hitinvestments” though. I am partial to $hitstorm though.
First you start with a real charity, and then you go full private equity on it and everyone and the horses they rode in on, and then get out before they realise the turkey was cooked a long time ago.
… and a bogus airline, and a fake university, 3 bankrupt casinos in Atlantic City. What happened to trump steaks 🥩? Why anyone would believe that guy is good at business dealings is demonstrating that they, themselves have no understanding of business, economics, currently foreign affairs, etc., etc
Amazing how talented he is though, the Wizard of Oz had to work his bullshit from behind a curtain, this guy looks you in the eye while he grabs you.......
Vote for a MAGAt republican? Show em undying love, gratitude, butt licking, arse kissing, and a servile attitude, and they'll share their grift with you. That's how JD Wetmypants got "rich" ...off Peter Theil.
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Step 2: Do whatever the F**K you want with complete disregard for the law.
Step 3: Repeat Step 1.
Go to congress.
Do insider trading
Sell out the American people to the lowest bidder
Basically be a whore
Citizens will be paying for both the tariffs and the corruption.
can't answer
the questions
If they don't
take the calls
from
Constituents
OUR VOTING RIGHTS
National Forest
OUR SSI
HEALTHCARE
AMERICA DEAD
202-224-3121
at
OUR Capitol
CALL ALL
Leave the sobs a message
Remind the SOS they are
NOT there
To line
THEIR
POCKETS
off of
OUR
backs
When you're ready, incorporate those lies into business and legal matters.
Baby steps.
Period.
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Some people would buy it, right?
Especially if it has a catchy name.
I'm thinking about 'Drumphcoin'.
Unless that name is already taken🙄
Remember, Puppy Jake, a veteran's charity, at a campaign event in Davenport, Iowa on Jan. 30? 🍊💩 staged a check presentation with an enlarged copy of a $100,000 contribution from his foundation.
Make America Pay Trump!!🤬
Money, for people (queue Seinfeld theme)
Just roll up your sleeves and hawk-tuah in your hands.
I'll keep an eye out
Kinda like when you put a kid in prison, and he comes out knowing all he needs to lock pick for B&E's.
FAGA
He could not do a fucking thing about it legally.
He'd have to call in his proud boys.
I could go on, but will run out of characters.
“I will not get gender affirming surgery if you send $.”
We just need a name. Too bad 'Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption' is taken.
Also remember to set up a website to sell Trump bibles, NFTs, 24 carat gold plated religious icons and pseudo Crypto. Amen.
They should be limited editions. Gotta get ‘em in a buying frenzy. 😂
Crypto is just the Green Goods con, done over email.
And Catfishing never seems to go out of style. Probably because the pool of marks has just exploded with widespread internet use.
Art of the steal degrees for $1000,
Or a nice kiddies cancer charity maybe?
Someone may have done that one before if I'm not mistaken.
I had a movie idea a while back you might consider doing irl:
Get local businesses (hotel, restaurant, gift shop, etc) together in a small town to form a business selling junk on the internet.
Garcia is dead
It starts with a Bogus NGO.
You know, or something like that 🤷♂️
...then just leave the back gate to the prison open.
Should be worth about $1 million a day per "inmate"
Seems pretty low risk.
It worked for the Catholic Church!!!