Sadly, not a single one of them will get this. If they can read, and choose to, all they will see is the boxes down the left side. And then rejoice π€
In this delusional identity, THEY are real Americans, THEY are patriots, THEY are in touch with reality, THEY are strong. Challenging them on "politics" challenges their identity, which proves that you do not share that identity. Thus, you are anti-US, weak, unpatriotic, unrealistic.
They don't care. MAGA is not primarily a political movement. It's a tribel identity. They internalize it to soothe their weak, troubled identity. It gives them a sense of belonging, of certainty, and of control.
If not, there are a couple of Carl HIaasen comic novels set in Florida which could help them out: SQUEEZE ME and FEVER BEACH (the latter has a character, Clure Boyette, whose resemblance to Matt Gaetz is remarkable).
A heinous fact. If this isn't wrong, nothing is. That tribe's reaction to this varies from "it didn't happen" to "eh, no biggie" to enthusiastic "in your face libtards!" This is who we live with in this country.
I have some neighbors who would benefit from this. And his local, state, and federal cronies. Would be a shame if all of them received this card. Tsk. Such a right shame.
ππ π Hint to MAGA If a color in the descriptive legend doesn't show up on a pie chart it means it happens 0% of time, nada, zero times. I know the American education system let you down or you hollowed out your brains when you filled it with hatred. So my answer to your question is no #MAGA won't.
Thatβs what the orange represents as a benefit, not getting this joke. The yellow is not seeing that their Emperor-President stands naked. And the green is the field of delusion they get to live in.
They won't because they don't care about any of those things. For fascists, the only thing that matters is hurting those who they perceive as their enemies. They will oppose us until their dying breaths, regardless of what we say or do, so prepare to fight them to the bitter end.
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Long answer: hahahahahahaha no.
In this delusional identity, THEY are real Americans, THEY are patriots, THEY are in touch with reality, THEY are strong. Challenging them on "politics" challenges their identity, which proves that you do not share that identity. Thus, you are anti-US, weak, unpatriotic, unrealistic.
They don't care. MAGA is not primarily a political movement. It's a tribel identity. They internalize it to soothe their weak, troubled identity. It gives them a sense of belonging, of certainty, and of control.
And the rest are too drunk to read this.
https://dissentinbloom.substack.com/p/the-machines-were-changed-before
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Easy peasy!
this one grosses me out:
vile:
This is clearly for our amusement.
They will complain about the rainbow colors, though.
definitely not if they are color blind