This universe is some absurd b-movie horseshit. 40 research monkeys escaped from a place called Alpha Genesis and are being searched for with thermal imaging cameras and traps, South Carolina? THIS week? I mean come the fuck on. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024... - ThreadSky

wolvendamien.bsky.social • 116 days ago

This universe is some absurd b-movie horseshit.

40 research monkeys escaped from a place called Alpha Genesis and are being searched for with thermal imaging cameras and traps, South Carolina? THIS week?

I mean come the fuck on.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/07/monkeys-escape-south-carolina

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fugitivecourier.bsky.social•116 days ago

The writers for this season just decided to phone it in after the mid-season break.

catebridget.bsky.social•116 days ago

Alpha Genesis? come on man go back to film school. that’s too obvious!

aotte.bsky.social•116 days ago

Is that where Andromeda was analyzed?

briandunn.bsky.social•115 days ago

What happens if they grab Lindsey Graham by mistake and take him back to the lab?

jbripthis.bsky.social•116 days ago

I wish the monkeys all the best. Maybe some other species needs a turn at the helm of Spaceship Earth.

lizmcfie.bsky.social•112 days ago

Federal inspection report records obtained by ABC News of Alpha Genesis in Yemassee are shedding new light into the operations of the center.
https://abcnews4.com/news/local/yemassee-primate-research-center-has-history-of-mistakes-2022-federal-inspection-report-wciv-abc-news-4-43-monkeys-escaped-alpha-genesis-primate-research-center-beaufort-county

fifthdreamtoday.com•116 days ago

Can't wait for the direct-to-VOD release.

odeio-evengelicos.bsky.social•116 days ago

Good for them

litigator53.bsky.social•116 days ago

They started a Shakespeare acting troupe.

milkhold.bsky.social•116 days ago

Soon...

devin-eleven.bsky.social•116 days ago

Apparently voters really wanted to return to weird 2020, so that is where we are going. I bet RFK would recover the research monkeys for free if he could eat one.