When I wake up in the morning and don't want to get out of bed and deal with all this for another day, I remind myself, "Donald Trump could die today" and I find the strength to get up.
It seems that people forget that he is just a puppet in the hands of billionaires and that after his death he will soon be replaced in a country that at this rate will have become a dictatorship,
For the first time in the history of the world, you can simply say or post "He's an idiot" and 90 % of the world's population will immediately know who you are referring to!
Whether his demise prompts dancing in the streets will depend on what follows. It might be all the cruelty minus the clown show. How’s that for a cheery thought.
Leon is his cruel taskmaster, but it's the giant orange clown that people idolize. Without him, they're left with the charisma-free, humanesque Vance, who can't even order donuts without help. Removing senile 47 will pop the balloon and free us all. Who's got the pin? 🎈📌
Oh I’ll be dancing in the streets for this announcement and I hope it happens sooner than later I know that sounds bad but it’s the truth-never have I ever wished someone that I have never met 💀but here I am -and I will have no thoughts or prayers to give the 🟠💩 family either 👵🏼✊🏽
He will have to be buried in a secret location, because people will either be digging him up to make sure he's dead or it will be a biohazard, because it will be the most piss soaked grave on the planet.
Also, erecting a statue many years later will never erase the pain suffered by ordinary people (most recent ‘vandalism’ of Thatcher’s statue was in 2024)
What I can't stomach is that he's eligible to be buried at Arlington National. The place where our heroes are buried. The ones he called suckers and losers.
Before it's first term, I promised to dance naked in the street, if someone took the orange orangutan out. Maybe I should take it back, as no one wants to see an old woman naked. Just don't want to punish anyone if that's holding them up.
Hoping they drape his casket with a Hefty trash bag instead of the 🇺🇸 flag. Hope nobody shows up. We will have a huge parade in celebration of one less turd walking the streets.
I was going to say I was going to begin drinking the moment I heard, wherever I was, but then I thought: I want to be stone-cold sober so I can take in, with clarity, every delightful moment.
I wonder if any of his children feel the effects of knowing that half of the 18+ population would feel RELIEF at the very least at the news of his death. To have that many people so negatively affected by him that they are holding their breath waiting for that news alert. To use his word…SAD.
they'll dance on the Space Station..they'll dance in outer Mongolia,..Everybody on the Planet will dance,..(except the demon spawn 'people' of course.)
I read that hair dye causes cancer. Eating junk food clogs the heart. Apathy and Grifting will have no mark because he will pass it along to his Manson Family span of Congress and his MAGA followers after he croaks. And a nod to Jim Jones: Kool-Aid MAGA.
The fence around his eventual grave will have to be fifty feet away. Not just to keep people from pissing on it, but I can throw a bag of dog poop pretty damn far.
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They all need to go. And I hope they suffer before they do.
It will be a world wide civic holiday.
Peeing on someone's grave should be regarded as tacky. A dump not recommended - but here?
PERFECT
Canada strong 🇨🇦
Also, erecting a statue many years later will never erase the pain suffered by ordinary people (most recent ‘vandalism’ of Thatcher’s statue was in 2024)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lKGSWtBRFR8
That’s how I want to go out anyway 🤍
And they had better install a urinal on his gravesite.
Today also works.
Never mind, I’ll celebrate both