please email me by close of business tomorrow with five bullet points summarizing what you did to bankrupt Elon Musk this week

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So glad you asked. We made this and will be bringing it to the NYC Tesla boycott on Saturday. Still working on the remaining 4 bullet points but don't worry more art is in the works.
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don't bother with the other four bullet points, this was more than enough to keep you on the job 🫡
"Should stay" is too hard to read. Gotta be bigger.
I’m looking for some cool leaflets or business cards to leave under parked Tesla wiper blades, anybody got a hookup?
Feel free to use our artworks! We have stickers but haven't had time to set up a shop yet so just been handing them out at protests
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- I shitposted about Tesla’s plummeting stock price

- I told my clueless neighbor about Musk’s Nazi salute hoping that she would talk her husband out of buying a Tesla.

Sorry, I only have the two bullet points. I think one of them was actually useful though.
1. Created Tesla protest in #GoldenValleyMN
2. Created Tesla protest in #MaplewoodMN
3. Worked on sign for Tesla protest
4. Sh*tpost about Tesla all over Bluesky
5. Left derogatory comments on Tesla fanboi and fangurl YouTube videos
Here's a flyer you can hand out at protests or put under windshield wipers. (Or upload as a meme..)
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Very nice 🤗
Sold the remainder of my TSLA stock this week.
Posting
Didn't buy his cars today
Didn't buy Twitter Premium
Didn't buy Starlink
Didn't buy Tesla memorabilia
Didn't buy Tesla's Full Self Delusional Driving
I’d like to have a stack of musk ‘salute’ stickers to put on the Superchargers in my neighborhood. No words, no message; just a reminder of what it is those people are supporting. However it is they interpret it.
Convinced my friend looking for his first EV to get an Ioniq solely based on the lack of product quality in teslas.
It's impossible to bankrupt someone that rich, he could ruin a company as large as Twitter every day and still be just as rich in a year.
But also, protesting.
Wrong! False! Erroneous!

We can absolutely bankrupt this guy in particular. Maybe not any billionaire, but definitely this guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-Imw_s1aaI&t=30s
Even if he loses his whole Tesla investment, he's still got a lot of other companies, many of which are not consumer-focused at all, like SpaceX which is a government contractor, and Starlink, that provides connectivity to large organizations.
Please watch the video. None of those companies are profitable, not even SpaceX. Even if they were, they are privately held and therefore not liquid. His cash all comes from Tesla stock-backed loans, which leaves him vulnerable to margin calls, and therefore a death spiral that brings down the rest.
Also s.space.exlax should be on his dime 💯
No more taxpsyer $ for his toys

We should be giving funding to NASA
Gee what’s wrong w NASA
Didn’t we put men on the 🌙 ?

⭐️.🔗 is out of control
No way should we have allowed that to become so powrrful
We put too much of our 💰 into it
He weaponizes it
Musk is basically stealing NASA's money to make worse rockets than NASA can.
Bought TSLQ Monday.
Bought more TSLQ Tuesday.
Bought more TSLQ Wednesday.
Bought more TSLQ Thursday.
Encouraged friends with Teslas to sell their cars.
1. Insistently refer to “twitter” as x the everything app
i published thousands of words from federal workers who are worried about losing their jobs and worried about what they will do to all of us as a result
hell yeah brother
I took a dump on a Tesla charging station.
Contacted state reps to recommend divesting state pension funds from Tesla
Market cap down 100B in just a few days. More more more
1. Didn’t post on X
2. Didn’t order a Space X launch
3. Didn’t order Starlink
4. Didn’t volunteer as neura-link test subject (a.k.a. “Proud boy”)
5. Didn’t order a Cyber Truck
I made this. And will be using it every Saturday for the foreseeable future
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· Talked to corporate
· Approved Memos
· Lead a workshop
· Remembered birthdays
· Directed workflow
- Dumped Twitter
- Sprayed salt water on a Cybertruck
- Flipped off a Tesla driver
- Cut off a Tesla in traffic
- Made this post
Shorted #TSLA